It’s hard to believe that it has been more than 100 years since Einstein published his Theory of Relativity.

It seems like only yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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Einstein: Dad, my paper on The Theory of Relativity finally got published!

Einstein’s dad: Damn son, it’s about time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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One of the earlier works of Einstein was a theory of relativity of spices...

It was about thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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If Einstein hadn't come up with the Theory of Relativity, someone else would have. It was only a matter of time.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BookerGinger
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Don't mess with General Relativity...

It's a waste of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warpedddd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Scientist Found a Critical Flaw in General Relativity

It has since been demoted to a lieutenant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/louisng114
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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Relativity is too complex for me

I can't figure out if he's my uncle or cousin, but he definetly makes time go by faster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frumpydolphin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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A major part of physics is relativity

(relatively speaking of course)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrashBandioof420
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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My wife has begged me to stop making police related puns...

I said, "O.K.....I'll give it arrest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Need gem related puns

I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Nonyl_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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looking for plant & clothing/accessories related puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/maybeimkindagay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Blood and Organ related puns please

So a colleague is leaving my work (transfusion medicine lab) to work as an information manager for the organ transplant service. I make cards and I’m trying to think up something punny to write on/in his card and I’ll paint a picture on the front for context. I was thinking like β€œbloody good luck” or β€œsorry you’re transplanting”... but less shitty!

Thanks in advance :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Massive-Lock-6048
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Need Theme Park related puns

Myself and a friend are making a mini action film on GTA V. When I edit it, I’m planning on involving some voiceover but I need a pun for the final kill on the rollercoaster. Any suggestions ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StickyWeeee9068
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Have you got any car related puns ?

I've exhausted all mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ace0612198
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Help, can someone help me make my elevator pitch more interesting, and can anyone think of a good Egyptian related pun to put as an opener?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScareOdin00608
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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I have an amazing dentristy related pun for you...

Brace yourselves...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ennis88
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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My brother and I are trying to come up with an extensive list of vegetable related puns

Lettuce know if you have any

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πŸ‘€︎ u/captainkrinking
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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I've never met this person IRL but every time I post a food picture, he adds a related pun and it always brightens my day.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BushyEyes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Need help on Avengers and Medical related pun

doing some last minute marketing, anyone can provide me medical related avengers/marvel pun? no matter how bad it is

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jakka_Jakka
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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Humanlike machinery has been discovered in Africa. These machines make funny African related puns, which some humans feel threatened by.

But if Botswana compete with me, that's fine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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I think it’s thyme for some spice-related puns.

Hit me with some of the spiciest puns you’ve got.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AvoxMusic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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[Request] I need every skeleton/bone related pun you can think of for an upcoming D&D session...I want to really get under my players skin and give them a good ribbing!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwimmingNaked
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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[help] Christmas-related pun for spreading cheer and kicking ass.

My sister is a teacher at a private high school for kids with learning and behavior difficulties. She just texted me for help with a funny slogan about spreading cheer and kicking ass.

Basically, each student "adopted" a teacher and they're going to do some sort of obstacle course. They're Santa's helpers, and have hats, shirts, and swords. She just came up with this idea at the last minute and would like help thinking of a punny tagline.

Any ideas?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allthedoll
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2015
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A group I am in have named ourselves team tree and in the spirit of the name we wanted to use as many tree related puns as possible, please help us!

We have the obvious ones like, let's make like a tree and leaf and our group is always branching out, but we would love as many as you can come up with!

Thanks guys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neptune121
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2017
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Pun Request: Muay Thai/Martial Arts Related Puns

I'm running an email distro list and have to include a pun every week related to Muay Thai. Can you guys help me with some suggestions? I'm really running out of steam after a couple of months on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/muaythaipunsplz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2015
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Colbert is calling on America to cope with surplus cheese. Drops a slew of cheese related puns starting at [1:33](https://youtu.be/37-pPk0bJ-o?t=1m33s). youtube.com/watch?v=37-pP…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/davbrowdid
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2016
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My dad has been making Halloween related puns all morning

He's now asking that I call him the Halloween Pun King.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EasyTigrr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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When competing on a bird-related pun battle....

Owlways remember that Toucan play this game.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2016
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Request - Fencing/Christmas Related Pun

We need a team name for a Christmas fencing competition. The best name wins a prize, and should hopefully be funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FakeSalsa
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2017
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One of the wittiest news related puns I've ever encountered. imgur.com/VeVSU4x
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucidThump
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2015
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Does anyone know any good Bach related puns?

I need some for a contest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radziewicz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2014
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Watching a terrible TV show about monarch-related puns.

Sovereign about ten minutes, thankfully.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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Request: Thanksgiving/turkey related puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sdb16
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2015
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[Request] Need a good phone related pun!

A phone company that a family member works for asked their employees to come up with a pun. She's having trouble, so I told her I'd post here for some help.

She needs a pun relating to something like phone, 4g, call, or anything like that.

Example: Phone thugs-n-harmony

Show me what you got r/puns!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeafEnt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2014
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[Request] Mole-related puns

So to clarify, a mole is a unit of measurement in chemistry. My chemistry class does this extra credit project every year where you make a diorama of a mole (animal), with some sort of pun. Examples: Mole-sama Bin Laden, Mole Digger, Deadmol3. Help me find a good idea?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProbablySpiderman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2014
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A friend is getting surgery done on his nose, I need all of your nose and smell related puns!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swissabella
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2013
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Bored at work and made up food related puns

What do you call it when you're drowned in chickpea dip?

Hummus-cide

How does a witch like her pasta?

Sorcery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J-doubleyou
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2014
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'Eye' want to hear your best eye related puns

I've got work experience at an vet eye specialist clinic, and I want to be thoroughly stacked up on bad puns. Any ideas fellow dads?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lepreunicorn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2016
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Nice book-related pun here hans-christian-teet-phant…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Duke_of_Spazzer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2013
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I need pun-related help, please

My girlfriend and I have a dog named Moose. My girlfriend’s father has been coming up with name-related puns recently and I’m being outdone. Reddit, please help. So far, he has come up with:

Moosical Moosident

All I have: Moosing persons

I must win this battle of puns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/apocwt
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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Need Hella Puns

https://preview.redd.it/wa3s3ozxftc61.png?width=4500&format=png&auto=webp&s=04f10d36e95914e4d39ec2312ce5176a062911b1

Who thinks they're punny?! πŸ˜œβ €β €I sketched this Hellraiser holding a cactus and thought it'd make a cute Valentine's Day card. I'm in the process of colouring it and I want YOU to help me caption it.β €

I've asked the question on IG (@ashrobertsondesign) but didn't get a lot of feedback so I'm reaching out here. Gimme your best prick, point, hell, etc. related puns n make it about love πŸ”₯

I'll choose a favourite from the comments and turn it into a FREE Valentine's Day card printable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashtrobertson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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Give me your cheesiest cheese puns!

For a Halloween party this year, I'm going as Cheesus Christ, the Gouda Shepherd.

That being said, I need to prepare an absolute onslaught of cheese related puns for maximum eye-rolls.

Give me your worst best, Reddit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vvarx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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I know this has been asked here before but can yall do your thing and make a pun on my name?

My name is Naomi Pronounced "neigh- oh-me". "mayo" and "gay" related puns have already been used on me by multiple friends but I want to know if there's anything better out there THANKS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notcallipygian
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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People of Dad Jokes, I need your help.

My wife is having a minor surgery tomorrow that will require her to wear an eye patch for a week. I need enough eye, patch, and pirate related puns to last me a week and eye've only got enough for two days tops. Can you help me?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sylvanusz5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2018
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Pun Request

I'm looking for a few spice/herb related puns, specifically:

  • Black Pepper
  • Cinnamon
  • Garlic Powder
  • Paprika
  • Nutmeg
  • Chili Powder
  • Basil
  • Tumeric
  • Onion Powder
  • Curry Powder

Any ideas are appreciated!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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[Request] Puns on the name "Ghesh"

There's a player in my Dnd campaign with the name "Ghesh". I'm wanting some adventuring-related puns to annoy with. I've already used "put a bandage on that Ghesh" (playing off of gash) and "Found Gheshing Water" (off gushing). Any other ideas?

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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Bread puns

That guy who stole my bread is toast! He butter be able to run fast! Need more bread related puns, much appreciated boys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Camprosic
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2016
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Oceans.. they’re a whale of a time

I need as many whale related puns as possible as quickly as possible, leaving the rest to you reddit, help a brother out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vyvernn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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I need a bunch of mole related puns for a chemistry project.

Mole day, like the science thing. But I need puns for the animal. I'm supposed to make something for a project.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prg13
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2014
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I can’t believe it’s been more than 100 years since Einstein published his Theory of Relativity.

It seems like just yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I can’t believe it’s been more than a hundred years since Einstein proposed his Theory of Relativity.

It feels like only yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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I finally won an ongoing argument with my wife about Einstein’s Theory of Relativity.

It was about time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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I finally understood Einstein's theory of relativity.

It was about time.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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Einstein: Dad, my paper on The Theory of Relativity finally got published!

Dad: Damn son, it’s about time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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I can’t believe it’s been more than a hundred years since Einstein proposed his Theory of Relativity.

It feels like it was only yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Einstein to his Dad: Dad, my paper on The Theory of Relativity just got published.

Dad: Nice, son. It is about time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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I can’t believe it’s been over a hundred years since Einstein’s Theory of Relativity was published.

It seems like just yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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Need chemistry puns

Any good science related pun?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rathi_shobhit
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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