Relativity Puns

It seems like only yesterday.

Einstein’s dad: Damn son, it’s about time.

It was about thyme.

It's a waste of time.

It has since been demoted to a lieutenant.

I can't figure out if he's my uncle or cousin, but he definetly makes time go by faster

(relatively speaking of course)

I said, "O.K.....I'll give it arrest.

I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place

So a colleague is leaving my work (transfusion medicine lab) to work as an information manager for the organ transplant service. I make cards and I’m trying to think up something punny to write on/in his card and I’ll paint a picture on the front for context. I was thinking like “bloody good luck” or “sorry you’re transplanting”... but less shitty!

Thanks in advance :)

Myself and a friend are making a mini action film on GTA V. When I edit it, I’m planning on involving some voiceover but I need a pun for the final kill on the rollercoaster. Any suggestions ?

I've exhausted all mine.

Brace yourselves...

Lettuce know if you have any

doing some last minute marketing, anyone can provide me medical related avengers/marvel pun? no matter how bad it is

But if Botswana compete with me, that's fine.

Hit me with some of the spiciest puns you’ve got.

My sister is a teacher at a private high school for kids with learning and behavior difficulties. She just texted me for help with a funny slogan about spreading cheer and kicking ass.

Basically, each student "adopted" a teacher and they're going to do some sort of obstacle course. They're Santa's helpers, and have hats, shirts, and swords. She just came up with this idea at the last minute and would like help thinking of a punny tagline.

Any ideas?

We have the obvious ones like, let's make like a tree and leaf and our group is always branching out, but we would love as many as you can come up with!

Thanks guys

I'm running an email distro list and have to include a pun every week related to Muay Thai. Can you guys help me with some suggestions? I'm really running out of steam after a couple of months on.

He's now asking that I call him the Halloween Pun King.

Owlways remember that Toucan play this game.

We need a team name for a Christmas fencing competition. The best name wins a prize, and should hopefully be funny.

I need some for a contest.

Sovereign about ten minutes, thankfully.

A phone company that a family member works for asked their employees to come up with a pun. She's having trouble, so I told her I'd post here for some help.

She needs a pun relating to something like phone, 4g, call, or anything like that.

Example: Phone thugs-n-harmony

Show me what you got r/puns!

So to clarify, a mole is a unit of measurement in chemistry. My chemistry class does this extra credit project every year where you make a diorama of a mole (animal), with some sort of pun. Examples: Mole-sama Bin Laden, Mole Digger, Deadmol3. Help me find a good idea?

What do you call it when you're drowned in chickpea dip?

Hummus-cide

How does a witch like her pasta?

Sorcery

I've got work experience at an vet eye specialist clinic, and I want to be thoroughly stacked up on bad puns. Any ideas fellow dads?

My girlfriend and I have a dog named Moose. My girlfriend’s father has been coming up with name-related puns recently and I’m being outdone. Reddit, please help. So far, he has come up with:

Moosical Moosident

All I have: Moosing persons

I must win this battle of puns.

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Who thinks they're punny?! 😜⠀⠀I sketched this Hellraiser holding a cactus and thought it'd make a cute Valentine's Day card. I'm in the process of colouring it and I want YOU to help me caption it.⠀

I've asked the question on IG (@ashrobertsondesign) but didn't get a lot of feedback so I'm reaching out here. Gimme your best prick, point, hell, etc. related puns n make it about love 🔥

I'll choose a favourite from the comments and turn it into a FREE Valentine's Day card printable.

For a Halloween party this year, I'm going as Cheesus Christ, the Gouda Shepherd.

That being said, I need to prepare an absolute onslaught of cheese related puns for maximum eye-rolls.

Give me your worst best, Reddit!

My name is Naomi Pronounced "neigh- oh-me". "mayo" and "gay" related puns have already been used on me by multiple friends but I want to know if there's anything better out there THANKS

My wife is having a minor surgery tomorrow that will require her to wear an eye patch for a week. I need enough eye, patch, and pirate related puns to last me a week and eye've only got enough for two days tops. Can you help me?

I'm looking for a few spice/herb related puns, specifically:

• Black Pepper
• Cinnamon
• Garlic Powder
• Paprika
• Nutmeg
• Chili Powder
• Basil
• Tumeric
• Onion Powder
• Curry Powder

Any ideas are appreciated!

There's a player in my Dnd campaign with the name "Ghesh". I'm wanting some adventuring-related puns to annoy with. I've already used "put a bandage on that Ghesh" (playing off of gash) and "Found Gheshing Water" (off gushing). Any other ideas?

That guy who stole my bread is toast! He butter be able to run fast! Need more bread related puns, much appreciated boys.

I need as many whale related puns as possible as quickly as possible, leaving the rest to you reddit, help a brother out

Mole day, like the science thing. But I need puns for the animal. I'm supposed to make something for a project.

It seems like just yesterday.

It feels like only yesterday.

It was about time.

It was about time.

Dad: Damn son, it’s about time!

It feels like it was only yesterday.

Dad: Nice, son. It is about time.

It seems like just yesterday.

Any good science related pun?