7 Hilarious Heisenberg Puns - Punstoppable 😜

What weight division would Heisenberg be in if he were a boxer?

Welter Weight

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👤︎ u/Razerdeg

📅︎ Jun 19 2020

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If Heisenberg had chosen to become a comedian...

he could have been the one who knock knocks.

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👤︎ u/Rawrlix

📅︎ Jan 21 2016

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I see that Heisenberg is running for office.

So I don't know where he stands on anything.

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👤︎ u/CromulentDucky

📅︎ Jan 09 2019

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Heisenberg would be a good archer

After all, he's the one who nocks.

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👤︎ u/RevanAndTheSithy

📅︎ Dec 07 2017

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I tried coming up with a joke about Heisenberg's uncertainty principle...

The problem was, as soon as I thought of the punchline, I forgot the set-up, and vice versa.

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👤︎ u/SmegPod

📅︎ Jan 15 2015

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I have two jokes, one on momentum and another on the position of a particle.

but I can tell only one of them

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👤︎ u/karan-sandhu

📅︎ Jul 28 2020

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My wife asked me to go pick up some second-hand baby clothes she bought on-line, tomorrow night.

"It's in the Heisenberg-street.", she said, "Do you know where that is?"

"No," I said, "but I know how fast you can go there."

She didn't get it.

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👤︎ u/JebusGobson

📅︎ Oct 15 2014

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