What weight division would Heisenberg be in if he were a boxer?

Welter Weight

๐Ÿ‘︎ 3
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Razerdeg
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
If Heisenberg had chosen to become a comedian...

he could have been the one who knock knocks.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 85
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Rawrlix
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 21 2016
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I see that Heisenberg is running for office.

So I don't know where he stands on anything.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 3
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CromulentDucky
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Heisenberg would be a good archer

After all, he's the one who nocks.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 3
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RevanAndTheSithy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 07 2017
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I tried coming up with a joke about Heisenberg's uncertainty principle...

The problem was, as soon as I thought of the punchline, I forgot the set-up, and vice versa.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 3
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SmegPod
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 15 2015
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I have two jokes, one on momentum and another on the position of a particle.

but I can tell only one of them

๐Ÿ‘︎ 7
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/karan-sandhu
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
My wife asked me to go pick up some second-hand baby clothes she bought on-line, tomorrow night.

"It's in the Heisenberg-street.", she said, "Do you know where that is?"

"No," I said, "but I know how fast you can go there."

She didn't get it.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 34
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JebusGobson
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 15 2014
๐Ÿšจ︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.