Schrödinger’s Widow

“Open casket or closed” asked the Funeral Director.

“Yes” replied Schrödinger’s Widow.

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👤︎ u/phlebasuk
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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I asked the librarian for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat.

She said it rang a bell but she didn't know if it was there or not.

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👤︎ u/klwill1192
📅︎ Oct 28 2020
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I went to the library looking for a book about Pavlov’s dog and Schrödinger’s cat

The librarian said it rang a bell but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not.

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📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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Schrödinger's Question

Q.Who declared corona a pandemic? -WHO declared corona a pandemic.

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📅︎ May 03 2020
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A Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar ...

and it doesn't.

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📅︎ Apr 15 2019
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Did you hear about, Schrödinger, the untouchable quarterback who got fired?

He was both sacked and not sacked at the same time. I heard about it, but didn’t see any of it happen.

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👤︎ u/onejdc
📅︎ Feb 27 2019
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Who needs Schrödinger's Cat when you can have the British Parliament?!
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👤︎ u/Madouc
📅︎ Mar 30 2019
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My kid asked me if I knew what Schrödinger's Cat was.

I told the kid: "Hang on, let me check."

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📅︎ Dec 07 2018
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Schrödinger was very secretive about the design of his experiment.

He didn't want to let the cat out of the bag.

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👤︎ u/rc538
📅︎ Jan 18 2019
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What is Schrödinger's cat's favourite particle?

A mew-on!

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👤︎ u/rc538
📅︎ Jan 04 2019
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I'd love to have a job like Schrödinger's cat's.

Dead or alive, it sounds like a super position.

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📅︎ Jan 03 2018
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What's Schrödinger's cat's favorite theory?

String theory.

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📅︎ Sep 14 2017
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Schrödinger's Dam
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📅︎ Sep 18 2013
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Descartes walks into a bar

The bartender says, would you like a drink, sir? Descartes replies “I think not” ... and disappears.

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👤︎ u/exaball
📅︎ Feb 04 2021
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Schrodinger’s Cat has committed unforgivable crimes.

He is wanted dead and alive.

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📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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"To be and not to be"

—Schrödinger's Hamlet

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📅︎ Nov 21 2019
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Do you like physics jokes?

I both do and don't at the same time.

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👤︎ u/usernamex9
📅︎ May 12 2017
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I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger's cat...

She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.

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👤︎ u/Attinaux
📅︎ Apr 25 2020
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Schrödinger's cat went into a bar.

And didn't.

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👤︎ u/bazooka3
📅︎ Jun 08 2019
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