A list of puns related to "Schrödinger"
“Open casket or closed” asked the Funeral Director.
“Yes” replied Schrödinger’s Widow.
She said it rang a bell but she didn't know if it was there or not.
The librarian said it rang a bell but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not.
Q.Who declared corona a pandemic? -WHO declared corona a pandemic.
and it doesn't.
He was both sacked and not sacked at the same time. I heard about it, but didn’t see any of it happen.
I told the kid: "Hang on, let me check."
He didn't want to let the cat out of the bag.
A mew-on!
Dead or alive, it sounds like a super position.
String theory.
The bartender says, would you like a drink, sir? Descartes replies “I think not” ... and disappears.
He is wanted dead and alive.
I both do and don't at the same time.
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
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