Planck Puns

A list of puns related to "Planck"

Max Planck and Zeno of Elea get into a huge bar fight over a slight disagreement. Who won?

Planck, but not by much.

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👤︎ u/2shoesnotfellows
📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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My calculus professor was 16 minutes late to his first class, 8 minutes late to his second, and 4 minutes late to the third.

At this rate, he will never be in class on time.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 13 2018
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Every damn time
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👤︎ u/Trg003
📅︎ Dec 15 2017
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What’s smaller than a piece of wood?

A Planck

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👤︎ u/BoSHEEE
📅︎ Sep 18 2018
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How do subatomic pirates mutiny?

They make the captain walk the planck.

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👤︎ u/CaptainBibble
📅︎ Jul 10 2017
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What sound did the physicist make when he fell down?

Planck!

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👤︎ u/datcountryUlm
📅︎ Dec 06 2017
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