What do you call a participation trophy in astronomy?

A constellation prize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lazy-aubergine
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I love teaching astronomy, but

It just goes over everyone’s head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astrocavalier
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Why were the vegan parents disappointed when their son became interested in astronomy?

He was looking into meteor showers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s7evenofspades
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The Wife is leaving me, says I'm way too obsessed with Astronomy...

...I mean, what planet is She on !!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
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I’ve heard from many of my friends that my abilities in astronomy are really looking up!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/roguespectre67
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My son, who’s into astronomy, asked me how stars die.

β€œUsually an overdose, son,” I told him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoubleL94
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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My wife says she’s leaving me because she thinks I’m too obsessed with astronomy.

What planet is she on!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chota_chotu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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I got kicked out of astronomy class today

I was spaced out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YinYangMojo
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An Astronomy Lesson

One of the most interesting objects in the night sky is a fuzzy patch of stars known colloquially as the β€œSeven Sisters”. In order to find it, first find the constellation Orion, and follow the direction his Bow is shooting.

No thanks necessary, we aim to Pleiades.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2018
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My wife just left me because of my obsession with astronomy.

What planet is she on?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimmyNuggets
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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Astronomy is a rather sexy science.

So many heavenly bodies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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I entered an astronomy competition. I didn't win.

But I did get the constellation prize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lenzar86
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Why do vegans hate astronomy?

Because there are too many meat-eors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExcelOceans
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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The cookies at Toronto Astronomy on Tap are out of this world!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AncientEquivalent
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While in college I got degrees in Geology and Astronomy.

I'm trying to become a rockstar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CHIP-SKYLARK518
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I didn't come in first place at the science fair for my astronomy project

...but at least I got a constellation prize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trentontron
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2016
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My astronomy prof made a Dad joke imgur.com/ULgro2J
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thebresh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2013
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What do you call the runners up award at an astronomy competition?

A Constellation prize

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I'm double-majoring in geology and astronomy

So I can be a rockstar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youngboldstupid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2014
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I want to host an astronomy themed party...

... but I'm too busy to planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evilfishscientist
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2014
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Astronomy Dad Joke

I was doing some stargazing with my telescope Saturday night, since it was a good time to view Uranus. When I was done, I carried my telescope inside and my brother says "What were you looking for?" I made a point to say it like 'Ur-uh-nus'.

Dad walks into the room as I am leaving and asks my brother what I was looking for. Inevitably, my brother replies 'Ur-ay-nus'.

Dad quips to me down the hall: "Leave your brother alone and look for your own!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kosmosouthern
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2015
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My dad threw this one at me after learning I am taking Astronomy in school.

What is a light year?

Its just like a regular year, but with less calories!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/donteatthat45
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2013
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