A list of puns related to "Astronomy"
But it was over my head.
A constellation prize.
It just goes over everyone’s head.
He was looking into meteor showers.
...I mean, what planet is She on !!
“Usually an overdose, son,” I told him
One of the most interesting objects in the night sky is a fuzzy patch of stars known colloquially as the “Seven Sisters”. In order to find it, first find the constellation Orion, and follow the direction his Bow is shooting.
No thanks necessary, we aim to Pleiades.
I was spaced out.
What planet is she on?
But I did get the constellation prize.
So many heavenly bodies.
Because there are too many meat-eors
I'm trying to become a rockstar.
...but at least I got a constellation prize.
A Constellation prize
... but I'm too busy to planet.
I was doing some stargazing with my telescope Saturday night, since it was a good time to view Uranus. When I was done, I carried my telescope inside and my brother says "What were you looking for?" I made a point to say it like 'Ur-uh-nus'.
Dad walks into the room as I am leaving and asks my brother what I was looking for. Inevitably, my brother replies 'Ur-ay-nus'.
Dad quips to me down the hall: "Leave your brother alone and look for your own!"
What is a light year?
Its just like a regular year, but with less calories!
What planet is she on!
So I can be a rockstar