I think Black Holes are the most successful kleptomaniacs around...
Nothing they grab is ever returned.
No matter what kind of pasta you throw in a black hole
It all gets spaghettified.
I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards.
I'm sure that must have been a record.
People who aren't impressed by pictures of a Black Hole clearly don't understand the gravity of the situation.
The first photograph of a black hole was released
It's a black hole!
friend 1 is at friend 2's house.
friend 1: why do you have a black hole in your room?
friend 2: it really brings the room together.
Black holes are the biggest mass murderers
a star walks into a black hole and doesn't seemed phazed. the black hole turns to the star and says...
...i don't think you understand the gravity of the situation...
I really don’t get what the big deal is with that black hole.
I asked my wife why she likes reading books about black holes.
She said “because they are timeless”.
Why don't black holes have friends?
Because they a void everyone
Do you know why black holes are so stupid?
So people have started to make hentai of the black hole picture
Some people are probably weirded out by this, but I find it quite attractive.
Are you as clueless about black holes as I am?
Don’t read too much into it. Nothing good will come out of it.
Many people are amazed by the black hole
Others still don't understand the gravity of the situation.
What is a planet and a black hole at the same time
Have you heard they found a black hole in our solar system?
It's located inside Uranus.
What did one black hole say to the other black hole when it asked a silly question?
Rumor has it Uranus has a black hole in the center of it.
Why don’t black holes eat stars?
What is a black holes favorite song
They finally unveiled the first picture of a black hole the other day.
The story really sucks you in and helps you understand the gravity of the situation.
All of these posts about the black hole just keeps sucking me in!
The black hole said they didn’t want their picture taken
They just wanted some space
I see people posting about Sagittarius A* black hole, but I never manage to find the footnotes.
That image of a black hole seemed dark.
Maybe they should have used a flash.
Did you miss the big black hole picture event yesterday?
Don't worry, there is another one on the horizon
I just heard that Black Holes have mass
...didn't even know they was Catholic...
Why did the chicken stay away from the black hole?
All the Hawking radiation.
Scientists discovered a new black hole
Thing is, it was a huge let down.
They watched it for hours and it was oh so boring. It just sucked.
Two astronauts stray too close to a black hole
Two astronauts stray too close to a black hole and start getting sucked in. The first one jumps to the controls and tries to save them. The other one gets his phone out and starts playing a game.
The first one looks over and is infuriated that he might die cos his colleague isn't helping so shouts
"Come and help, don't you understand the gravity of the situation?"
I was arguing with a black hole.
Too dense to listen though.
Why are black holes never obese?
They only have light meals
Did you hear? I had a black hole put in my living room...
It really pulls the room together.
We had just got done watching a special about space and wormholes so I asked my dad, "What do you know about black holes?"...
To which he replied, "They're still pink on the inside."
What do you call a black hole after it swallows a baby?
I put a miniature black hole in my house
It really brings the family together
Why isn't it a big deal to get sucked into a black hole?
Because in there nothing is the matter
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