I had a Wookie burger at a Star Wars cafe

It was a bit Chewie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majin_P
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I've never seen star wars. Are these the names of the characters? reddit.com/gallery/ku5asv
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πŸ‘€︎ u/merppymerp
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My favorite Star Wars character is a philosopher
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamapizza
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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I recently played in a Star Wars themed cricket match.

Every time the ball was delivered the Umpire struck back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeomanroach
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Last night as I lay in bed staring at the stars I thought to myself

Where the heck is the ceiling?

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My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.

My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I was at a Star Wars themed restaurant.....

I had Sky Walker soup. Wookie steak and Death Star ice cream.

The starter and the dessert were lovely, but the main course was a bit chewy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Wise men followed a Star-Bucks...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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So I was laying in bed last night, looking up at the stars.

Then I realised. Where the f*** is my roof?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trace826621
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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1 Michelin Star
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What about the star?

My husband and I finally finished decorating the Christmas tree tonight. There’s always a star and we forgot to grab the box from the basement. I said to my husband, β€œWhat about the star?” Without skipping a beat, he says, β€œIt’s 2020. Zero stars.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/see2keroppi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Star wars celebrity names

Apologies if this breaks the rules however. My friends and I are making up names of star wars characters combined with celebrity names. So far we've come up with Darth spader, sith rogan, and obi wan kobe.

Any others we cant think of?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ogzombiela
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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South Korean scientists created an artificial star for 20 seconds...

It's a whole new take on Asian Fusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustStargazin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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Star Trek Halloween Special
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scaulbylausis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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Australian tennis star Bernard Tomic's sister, Ana, agreeing with her friend Ally about the positions of body parts

Ana Tomic: Ally, correct

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Book review: 1 star

I've just finished reading Great Expectations and I have to say I was a little disappointed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viWily
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What do you call a statue in the star wars shop?

Mannequin Skywalker.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Did you hear about the crook who was stealing guitars from classic rock stars?

He was just arrested for Petty theft.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aloiciousss
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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A husband and wife were at a marriage counselor. The wife complained, "he only talks about Star Wars! I've had it. I'm leaving him!" The counselor turned to the husband: "well?"

The husband looked at his wife and said, "divorce is strong with this one."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Mart Mc Fly traveling into the Star Wars universe be like,

Man, De Lorain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peterd3d
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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A disgruntled employee of an axe throwing establishment was leaving one-star Yelp reviews

Apparently it was a real hatchet job

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P8ntballz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Who’s Doc Brown’s favorite Star Wars character?

The Man-DeLorean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kinjesus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Will you hurt your eyes if you look at the stars for too long?

This is a Sirius question.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nokiacrusher
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What kind of vegetable would star in Home Alone?

A macauliflower

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aakashrajaraman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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It's in the Stars πŸ‚
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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I went to a Star Trek convention dressed as a tree...

..... I was the captain's log

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yankee9Niner
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I once asked a ninja if he could toss me one of those little stars.

He said, "Shuriken!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BastetLXIX
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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A rock star's Journey

A number of years ago I was in a rock band. We were hugely successful, playing some of the biggest venues and entertaining swarms of fans.

The last shoes we ever played were on our world tour. We played the Americas and then flew over to Europe. We played our way through Russia and even a couple of gigs in China, before selling out our final show in Japan.

It was a hell of a Journey, but it was time for me to hang up my guitar. I retired from the rock star life and got an office job in Tokyo.

I made a few friends at work, and grew close with one in particular, Narada-san. One day Narada had the day off for a funeral, but that wasn't enough; he needed more time. He was torn between his obligation to return to work and his desire to have more time at home. He asked me what he should do.

The answer was simple. I picked up my guitar and played a Japanese version of our biggest hit from 1981:

Don't Stop Bereaving

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I have an odd attraction to a bounty hunter in Star Wars...

Guess I have a Boba Fetish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flylink63
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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ASTROLOGY.... Because millions of stars and planets have spent billions of years lining themselves up....

....just to let her know, that "she'll meet someone with nice eyes today."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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My wife broke up with me at the star wars celebration. An anakin cosplayer came up to me, put his hand on my shoulder, and said...

May divorce be with you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kinjesus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What do you call two people talking about their Chuck Taylor All Star shoes?

A conversation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyNetF1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Why is first-century Rome like a 2-star restaurant?

Neither one is concerned about cross contamination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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What is the difference between an Australian pop star and Jesus on the toilet?

One has shoaly hits

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuaccAttacc420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What does a 6'10" Irishman with a sunburn have in common with the star named Betelgeuse?

They're both red giants, and way bigger than my son(sun).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barrtender
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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[OC] You're a star... of sorts
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πŸ‘€︎ u/beonebagge
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Why can't Mike Tyson live in the Star Wars universe?

Because it's inhothpitable.

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As I lay in bed, looking up at the many thousands of stars in the night sky, I think to myself...

WHAT IN THE HECK HAPPENED TO MY ROOF?

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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In a vote for my favourite film of the Star Wars franchise ...

... β€˜Solo’ would win Hans down.

(I’m sure that’s been done before but it’s new to me. Sorry if that’s the case! Meanwhile I am trying to come up with a version about who shot first - Han or Greedo - but Solo had one Han up and the other under the table, so not both Hans and not really β€œdown” either. Shucks)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedBobRob
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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My son Luke loves that we named him after a Star Wars character.

My daughter Chewbacca not so much

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jezzter88
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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How do you know which star is the Christmas star?

Their is a tree under it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ianasaurusrex33
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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My wife said she'd leave me if I didn't stop the Star Wars puns.

Divorce is strong with this one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.

Our daughter Chewbacca, not so much.

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