It was a bit Chewie
Every time the ball was delivered the Umpire struck back.
Where the heck is the ceiling?
My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
I had Sky Walker soup. Wookie steak and Death Star ice cream.
The starter and the dessert were lovely, but the main course was a bit chewy.
Then I realised. Where the f*** is my roof?
My husband and I finally finished decorating the Christmas tree tonight. There’s always a star and we forgot to grab the box from the basement. I said to my husband, “What about the star?” Without skipping a beat, he says, “It’s 2020. Zero stars.”
Apologies if this breaks the rules however. My friends and I are making up names of star wars characters combined with celebrity names. So far we've come up with Darth spader, sith rogan, and obi wan kobe.
Any others we cant think of?
It's a whole new take on Asian Fusion.
Ana Tomic: Ally, correct
I've just finished reading Great Expectations and I have to say I was a little disappointed.
He was just arrested for Petty theft.
The husband looked at his wife and said, "divorce is strong with this one."
Man, De Lorain
Apparently it was a real hatchet job
This is a Sirius question.
..... I was the captain's log
He said, "Shuriken!"
A number of years ago I was in a rock band. We were hugely successful, playing some of the biggest venues and entertaining swarms of fans.
The last shoes we ever played were on our world tour. We played the Americas and then flew over to Europe. We played our way through Russia and even a couple of gigs in China, before selling out our final show in Japan.
It was a hell of a Journey, but it was time for me to hang up my guitar. I retired from the rock star life and got an office job in Tokyo.
I made a few friends at work, and grew close with one in particular, Narada-san. One day Narada had the day off for a funeral, but that wasn't enough; he needed more time. He was torn between his obligation to return to work and his desire to have more time at home. He asked me what he should do.
The answer was simple. I picked up my guitar and played a Japanese version of our biggest hit from 1981:
Don't Stop Bereaving
Guess I have a Boba Fetish
....just to let her know, that "she'll meet someone with nice eyes today."
May divorce be with you.
Neither one is concerned about cross contamination.
One has shoaly hits
They're both red giants, and way bigger than my son(sun).
Because it's inhothpitable.
WHAT IN THE HECK HAPPENED TO MY ROOF?
... ‘Solo’ would win Hans down.
(I’m sure that’s been done before but it’s new to me. Sorry if that’s the case! Meanwhile I am trying to come up with a version about who shot first - Han or Greedo - but Solo had one Han up and the other under the table, so not both Hans and not really “down” either. Shucks)
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
Their is a tree under it
Divorce is strong with this one.