My son Luke loves that we named him after a Star Wars character.
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
What does a 6'10" Irishman with a sunburn have in common with the star named Betelgeuse?
They're both red giants, and way bigger than my son(sun).
Why can't Mike Tyson live in the Star Wars universe?
Because it's inhothpitable.
Why are shooting stars tastier than asteroids?
Because they are a little meteor.
If heaven isn’t real, when I die I want to become a star.
It would be a great constellation prize.
What did the shooting star say to the journalist?
[OC] You're a star... of sorts
A good Star Wars joke.
What’s the core temperature of a tauntaun? “Lukewarm”
What’s the difference between a good burger and a shooting star?
The burger is very meaty, but the other is a little meteor.
After watching Star Wars, my friend on tumblr told me he identifies as The Force
I guess that makes him a ForceKin
If spongebob is the main character, why is Patrick the star?
Pun for all Star Trek fans
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.
I’m not sure why people continue to argue and complain about Star Wars
It was a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away
I tried to sneak into a Star Trek convention disguised as a Doctor.
The security guard suspected I was not the Real McCoy.
What's a Star Wars fans favorite dessert? Obi Wan Cannoli
I got some new Star Trek garden insecticide
It's called Leonard Neem Oil
My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.
Our daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
How many ears do Star Trek captains have?
3
A left ear.
A right ear.
And a final frontier
What movies are rated 3.1416 stars?
I want to tell a Star Wars joke...
But I’m afraid it would be too forced.
I was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm.
She asked how warm is it inside. I said Lukewarm.
I’m still single on Star Wars Day...
Apparently I’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places.
As I lay in bed, looking up at the many thousands of stars in the night sky, I think to myself...
WHAT IN THE HECK HAPPENED TO MY ROOF?
The Roman army never fell. They instead moved to the nearest star system.
They became the Alpha Centurions.
I thought about making dad jokes about star wars...
But I don't want to stoop Solo.
(For Star Trek dads) Locutus of Borg redid his kitchen floor. A bit of it didn't come up easily, though...
The resistance was a few tiles.
A joke for Star Wars Day: What kind of car does a jedi drive?
Did you hear about the car company that has started making Star Wars figurines?
Toyota now makes toy Yodas...
The Star Wars series is coming out with a female villain
She'll be able to use the force to raise and lower things.
Her name will be Ella Vader
I heard the catering on the Star Wars movies was exceptional. An admirable snackbar.
Only 3 stars for waist of space...
If I have a son I will name him Data, after Mr.Data from Star Trek.
If it’s a girl, we’ll pronounce it Data.
After watching Star Wars with my son for the first time today, he looked up at me and asked, "Daddy, why was R2D2 so dirty?" Puzzled, I asked him what he meant.
He replied, "Well, they had to bleep out every word he said!"
Even though Spongebob is the main character, Patrick is the star.
What cell service provider do track stars use?
My son is still single on star wars day.
Apparently he's been looking for love in Alderaan places.
My company just hired a guy named Axel to star in a bunch of our ads
When you are playing Mortal Combat vs Star Wars and your opponent is from Finland
In honour of Star Wars day I was going to have Wooki steak tonight..
But I've heard it's a little chewy.
I’m a huge Star Wars fan and my wife wanted a divorce
So I handed her the divorce papers and said “may divorce be with you”
I don’t like Star Wars fights
Once you’ve seen episode 1, you’ve seen them maul.
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favourite planet?”
Her: It’s Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
Star Trek fans always expect a gift when going to a convention.
They call it the Enter prize
What do you call 2 movie stars fighting.
A Star Wars Knock knock joke
Knock Knock
Chancellor Palpatine:”who’s there”
Mysterious voice:”Wind”
Chancellor Palpatine:”Wind who?”
Mace Windu :”In the name of the galactic senate you’re under arrest, Chancellor”
What do you call a fungal 80's movie star?
What do you call it when a movie star steals your girl?
The classic "chick-flick"
A little star wars cosplay pun.
There is a robot creating art by copying things fråm star wars. Art o' dito
Did you hear about the rock star who broke a 13 year old out of jail?
I tried to think of a good Star Wars pun
What did the person say when they learned how big stars can be?
[SPOILER] Star Wars
https://imgur.com/lglgd2E
Star Wars Joke: What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order: 456123?
In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.
What did the cracker say when he checked into a 5 star hotel?
Star Wars Fanfiction
Recently my cousin got into Star Wars Fanfictions. Like absolutely enamored by them. Not being much of a fanfic guy but still wanting to be supportive I inquired into her new obsession. After a bit of asking she told me she hated the new villain arcs for the new trilogy but thought they were good characters that deserved a better story to be explored through. After this, I fully understood and was happy she was exploring these antagonists through a different lens.
Just goes to show ya, different snokes for different folks.
Literally real life Star Wars bruhh...
Me: Look, I'm going to throw this ninja star
Friend: No you can't
Me: Shur I ken
An homage to a one-time teen star suspended from the Muppet*Vision ceiling, Disney World
My Dad and I went to a 5-star hotel. Hostess: Do you have reservations?
Dad: No, I am confident that I want to eat here
Which company did sponsor glasses in Star Wars?
If the family that popularized gull-winged doors had a baby girl, and they wanted to name her in honor of Star Wars...
She could be Amanda Mandalorian DeLorean
The stars are beautiful tonight
Brand new star sign
I didn't win the competition to name a new star sign, but I was awarded a constellation prize.
I tried to become a porn star
But nothing ever came of it.
Why does Orion’s belt only have three stars?
Well, some of the reviews say it’s just a waist of space
You know, sometimes, as I lie in bed, looking up into the great night sky, counting each star and watching the moon slowly float by, I think to myself:
"Where the fuck is my roof?"
Who is the only star wars charater that has been attavked by a bear.
Friend: "I created the brightest star in the night sky."
Me: "You can't possibly B Sirius."
What did the English teacher say about Star Wars?
“Metaphors be with you”!
- someone I follow on Twitter
Can a ninja throw a throwing star? SureHeCan
A shuriken is a throwing star.
Whoever did this is certainly a rising star in the company.
Can a ninja kill someone with a throwing star?
A bunch of star wars food puns I made with my brother
What do you call a green onion that makes it big as a hip hop star?
What has Stars and Stripes and goes buzz?
My son Luke loves that we have named our children after Star Wars characters
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
I’m still single on Star Wars Day...
Apparently I’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places.
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