My son Luke loves that we named him after a Star Wars character.

My daughter Chewbacca not so much

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jezzter88
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What does a 6'10" Irishman with a sunburn have in common with the star named Betelgeuse?

They're both red giants, and way bigger than my son(sun).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barrtender
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Why can't Mike Tyson live in the Star Wars universe?

Because it's inhothpitable.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Why are shooting stars tastier than asteroids?

Because they are a little meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Christopher1295
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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If heaven isn’t real, when I die I want to become a star.

It would be a great constellation prize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luckj
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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What did the shooting star say to the journalist?

No comet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Stuman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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[OC] You're a star... of sorts
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πŸ‘€︎ u/beonebagge
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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A good Star Wars joke.

What’s the core temperature of a tauntaun? β€œLukewarm”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FiremanNDVFD
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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What’s the difference between a good burger and a shooting star?

The burger is very meaty, but the other is a little meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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After watching Star Wars, my friend on tumblr told me he identifies as The Force

I guess that makes him a ForceKin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiamondChocobos
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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If spongebob is the main character, why is Patrick the star?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chachanaga
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Pun for all Star Trek fans
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dxdavidcl
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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I’m not sure why people continue to argue and complain about Star Wars

It was a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evilmentalhamster
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I tried to sneak into a Star Trek convention disguised as a Doctor.

The security guard suspected I was not the Real McCoy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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What's a Star Wars fans favorite dessert? Obi Wan Cannoli
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sharpshooter228
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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I got some new Star Trek garden insecticide

It's called Leonard Neem Oil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.

Our daughter Chewbacca, not so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MazzukaMy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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How many ears do Star Trek captains have?

3

A left ear.

A right ear.

And a final frontier

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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What movies are rated 3.1416 stars?

Pirated movies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abhilashmurthy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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I want to tell a Star Wars joke...

But I’m afraid it would be too forced.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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I was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm.

She asked how warm is it inside. I said Lukewarm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charlie_8011
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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Oh look,shooting star!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prototype273
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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I’m still single on Star Wars Day...

Apparently I’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyncingShiip
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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As I lay in bed, looking up at the many thousands of stars in the night sky, I think to myself...

WHAT IN THE HECK HAPPENED TO MY ROOF?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itim__office
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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The Roman army never fell. They instead moved to the nearest star system.

They became the Alpha Centurions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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With special guest star.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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I thought about making dad jokes about star wars...

But I don't want to stoop Solo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatsmoothfuck
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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(For Star Trek dads) Locutus of Borg redid his kitchen floor. A bit of it didn't come up easily, though...

The resistance was a few tiles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Metalprof
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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A joke for Star Wars Day: What kind of car does a jedi drive?

A toy Yoda

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Did you hear about the car company that has started making Star Wars figurines?

Toyota now makes toy Yodas...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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The Star Wars series is coming out with a female villain

She'll be able to use the force to raise and lower things.

Her name will be Ella Vader

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akamark
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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I heard the catering on the Star Wars movies was exceptional. An admirable snackbar.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DalbergTheKing
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Star wars on the stairs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoJoMcFearson
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Only 3 stars for waist of space...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deb_Eternity
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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If I have a son I will name him Data, after Mr.Data from Star Trek.

If it’s a girl, we’ll pronounce it Data.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTayloceraptor
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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After watching Star Wars with my son for the first time today, he looked up at me and asked, "Daddy, why was R2D2 so dirty?" Puzzled, I asked him what he meant.

He replied, "Well, they had to bleep out every word he said!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Even though Spongebob is the main character, Patrick is the star.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theboppops
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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What cell service provider do track stars use?

Sprint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/funnydeadpool
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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My son is still single on star wars day.

Apparently he's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phileo56
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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My company just hired a guy named Axel to star in a bunch of our ads

He’s our spokesperson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rhedkiex
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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He truly is a star.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Comified
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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When you are playing Mortal Combat vs Star Wars and your opponent is from Finland

Finnish him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StandardTrack
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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In honour of Star Wars day I was going to have Wooki steak tonight..

But I've heard it's a little chewy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndrewMacSydney
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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I’m a huge Star Wars fan and my wife wanted a divorce

So I handed her the divorce papers and said β€œmay divorce be with you”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IcyFrogg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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I don’t like Star Wars fights

Once you’ve seen episode 1, you’ve seen them maul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Haarp_1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, β€œWhat’s your favourite planet?”

Her: It’s Venus.

Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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Star Trek fans always expect a gift when going to a convention.

They call it the Enter prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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What do you call 2 movie stars fighting.

Star Wars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheesewithmilk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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A Star Wars Knock knock joke

Knock Knock

Chancellor Palpatine:”who’s there”

Mysterious voice:”Wind”

Chancellor Palpatine:”Wind who?”

Mace Windu :”In the name of the galactic senate you’re under arrest, Chancellor”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-mmksquared
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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What do you call a fungal 80's movie star?

Molly ringworm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DudeWithRedditAcc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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What do you call it when a movie star steals your girl?

The classic "chick-flick"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/here_cos_of_my_bf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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A little star wars cosplay pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kear_the_Bear
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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There is a robot creating art by copying things frΓ₯m star wars. Art o' dito

from*

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jige1337
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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In Star Wars,

who was starring?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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Did you hear about the rock star who broke a 13 year old out of jail?

Bruce Springsteen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akjohnston87
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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I tried to think of a good Star Wars pun

But it just felt Forced.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NEONGGUY54
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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What did the person say when they learned how big stars can be?

You can’t be Sirius

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πŸ‘€︎ u/speedoc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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[SPOILER] Star Wars

https://imgur.com/lglgd2E

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeaners7n9
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Star Wars Joke: What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/delasolis
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order: 456123?

In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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What did the cracker say when he checked into a 5 star hotel?

β€œThis is the Ritz!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaimp3
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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Star Wars Fanfiction

Recently my cousin got into Star Wars Fanfictions. Like absolutely enamored by them. Not being much of a fanfic guy but still wanting to be supportive I inquired into her new obsession. After a bit of asking she told me she hated the new villain arcs for the new trilogy but thought they were good characters that deserved a better story to be explored through. After this, I fully understood and was happy she was exploring these antagonists through a different lens.

Just goes to show ya, different snokes for different folks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trolobaggins
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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Literally real life Star Wars bruhh...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XCEPTION-El
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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Me: Look, I'm going to throw this ninja star

Friend: No you can't

Me: Shur I ken

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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An homage to a one-time teen star suspended from the Muppet*Vision ceiling, Disney World
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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My Dad and I went to a 5-star hotel. Hostess: Do you have reservations?

Dad: No, I am confident that I want to eat here

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrakeVader
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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Star wars fun hehehe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moto_moto5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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Which company did sponsor glasses in Star Wars?

Rey-Ben

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Navi66
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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If the family that popularized gull-winged doors had a baby girl, and they wanted to name her in honor of Star Wars...

She could be Amanda Mandalorian DeLorean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KairuSmairukon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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The stars are beautiful tonight
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Brand new star sign

I didn't win the competition to name a new star sign, but I was awarded a constellation prize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBearDidLady
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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I tried to become a porn star

But nothing ever came of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LunarMatt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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Why does Orion’s belt only have three stars?

Well, some of the reviews say it’s just a waist of space

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juhaodbrokule
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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You know, sometimes, as I lie in bed, looking up into the great night sky, counting each star and watching the moon slowly float by, I think to myself:

"Where the fuck is my roof?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucasAllenSimms
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Can a Ninja throw Stars?

Shur-he-kan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwampyJester719
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Who is the only star wars charater that has been attavked by a bear.

Darth Maul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcbuilderuni
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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Friend: "I created the brightest star in the night sky."

Me: "You can't possibly B Sirius."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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What did the English teacher say about Star Wars?

β€œMetaphors be with you”!

  • someone I follow on Twitter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/anlenke
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Can a ninja throw a throwing star? SureHeCan

A shuriken is a throwing star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Death_By_Pun
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Whoever did this is certainly a rising star in the company.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/juangusta
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Can a ninja kill someone with a throwing star?

Shuriken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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A bunch of star wars food puns I made with my brother
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Penguin_1ord
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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What do you call a green onion that makes it big as a hip hop star?

A rapscallion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/t1m_b3nz3dr1n3-0
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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Hugh Grant stars in political romance coming 12th Dec imgur.com/fJOmd5g
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VisualShock1991
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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What has Stars and Stripes and goes buzz?

A USB.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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My son Luke loves that we have named our children after Star Wars characters

My daughter Chewbacca not so much

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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I’m still single on Star Wars Day...

Apparently I’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/e3-po
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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