My son Luke loves that we named him after a Star Wars character.
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
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︎ Aug 01 2020
What does a 6'10" Irishman with a sunburn have in common with the star named Betelgeuse?
They're both red giants, and way bigger than my son(sun).
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︎ Aug 22 2020
Why can't Mike Tyson live in the Star Wars universe?
Because it's inhothpitable.
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︎ Aug 04 2020
Why are shooting stars tastier than asteroids?
Because they are a little meteor.
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︎ Aug 13 2020
If heaven isnβt real, when I die I want to become a star.
It would be a great constellation prize.
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︎ Jul 27 2020
What did the shooting star say to the journalist?
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︎ Jul 16 2020
[OC] You're a star... of sorts
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︎ Jun 12 2020
A good Star Wars joke.
Whatβs the core temperature of a tauntaun? βLukewarmβ
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︎ Aug 06 2020
Whatβs the difference between a good burger and a shooting star?
The burger is very meaty, but the other is a little meteor.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
After watching Star Wars, my friend on tumblr told me he identifies as The Force
I guess that makes him a ForceKin
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︎ Aug 01 2020
If spongebob is the main character, why is Patrick the star?
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︎ Jun 15 2020
Pun for all Star Trek fans
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︎ Jun 11 2020
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.
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︎ Jun 29 2020
Iβm not sure why people continue to argue and complain about Star Wars
It was a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away
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︎ Jul 28 2020
I tried to sneak into a Star Trek convention disguised as a Doctor.
The security guard suspected I was not the Real McCoy.
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︎ Jun 29 2020
What's a Star Wars fans favorite dessert? Obi Wan Cannoli
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︎ Jun 19 2020
I got some new Star Trek garden insecticide
It's called Leonard Neem Oil
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︎ Jul 04 2020
My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.
Our daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
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︎ Mar 28 2020
How many ears do Star Trek captains have?
3
A left ear.
A right ear.
And a final frontier
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︎ Jul 02 2020
What movies are rated 3.1416 stars?
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︎ Apr 20 2020
I want to tell a Star Wars joke...
But Iβm afraid it would be too forced.
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︎ Jun 11 2020
I was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm.
She asked how warm is it inside. I said Lukewarm.
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︎ Dec 12 2019
Oh look,shooting star!
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︎ Jun 08 2020
Iβm still single on Star Wars Day...
Apparently Iβve been looking for love in Alderaan places.
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︎ May 04 2020
As I lay in bed, looking up at the many thousands of stars in the night sky, I think to myself...
WHAT IN THE HECK HAPPENED TO MY ROOF?
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︎ Dec 26 2019
The Roman army never fell. They instead moved to the nearest star system.
They became the Alpha Centurions.
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︎ Jun 24 2020
With special guest star.
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︎ May 16 2020
I thought about making dad jokes about star wars...
But I don't want to stoop Solo.
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︎ Jun 24 2020
(For Star Trek dads) Locutus of Borg redid his kitchen floor. A bit of it didn't come up easily, though...
The resistance was a few tiles.
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︎ Jun 18 2020
A joke for Star Wars Day: What kind of car does a jedi drive?
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︎ May 04 2020
Did you hear about the car company that has started making Star Wars figurines?
Toyota now makes toy Yodas...
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︎ May 20 2020
The Star Wars series is coming out with a female villain
She'll be able to use the force to raise and lower things.
Her name will be Ella Vader
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︎ Feb 29 2020
I heard the catering on the Star Wars movies was exceptional. An admirable snackbar.
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︎ May 07 2020
Star wars on the stairs
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︎ Nov 15 2019
Only 3 stars for waist of space...
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︎ Nov 06 2019
If I have a son I will name him Data, after Mr.Data from Star Trek.
If itβs a girl, weβll pronounce it Data.
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︎ Apr 28 2020
After watching Star Wars with my son for the first time today, he looked up at me and asked, "Daddy, why was R2D2 so dirty?" Puzzled, I asked him what he meant.
He replied, "Well, they had to bleep out every word he said!"
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︎ Apr 29 2020
Even though Spongebob is the main character, Patrick is the star.
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︎ Jul 09 2019
What cell service provider do track stars use?
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︎ Apr 27 2020
My son is still single on star wars day.
Apparently he's been looking for love in Alderaan places.
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︎ May 04 2020
My company just hired a guy named Axel to star in a bunch of our ads
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︎ Mar 31 2020
He truly is a star.
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︎ Apr 02 2020
When you are playing Mortal Combat vs Star Wars and your opponent is from Finland
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︎ May 25 2020
In honour of Star Wars day I was going to have Wooki steak tonight..
But I've heard it's a little chewy.
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︎ May 03 2020
Iβm a huge Star Wars fan and my wife wanted a divorce
So I handed her the divorce papers and said βmay divorce be with youβ
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︎ Jan 31 2020
I donβt like Star Wars fights
Once youβve seen episode 1, youβve seen them maul.
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︎ Mar 11 2020
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, βWhatβs your favourite planet?β
Her: Itβs Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
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︎ Mar 08 2020
Star Trek fans always expect a gift when going to a convention.
They call it the Enter prize
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︎ Apr 19 2020
What do you call 2 movie stars fighting.
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︎ Apr 15 2020
A Star Wars Knock knock joke
Knock Knock
Chancellor Palpatine:βwhoβs thereβ
Mysterious voice:βWindβ
Chancellor Palpatine:βWind who?β
Mace Windu :βIn the name of the galactic senate youβre under arrest, Chancellorβ
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︎ Apr 10 2020
What do you call a fungal 80's movie star?
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︎ Apr 13 2020
What do you call it when a movie star steals your girl?
The classic "chick-flick"
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︎ Apr 26 2020
A little star wars cosplay pun.
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︎ Feb 26 2020
There is a robot creating art by copying things frΓ₯m star wars. Art o' dito
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︎ Feb 02 2020
In Star Wars,
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︎ Apr 02 2020
Did you hear about the rock star who broke a 13 year old out of jail?
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︎ Mar 29 2020
I tried to think of a good Star Wars pun
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︎ Dec 23 2019
What did the person say when they learned how big stars can be?
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︎ Apr 03 2020
[SPOILER] Star Wars
https://imgur.com/lglgd2E
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︎ Dec 24 2019
Star Wars Joke: What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?
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︎ Dec 10 2019
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order: 456123?
In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.
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︎ Oct 16 2019
What did the cracker say when he checked into a 5 star hotel?
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︎ Mar 29 2020
Star Wars Fanfiction
Recently my cousin got into Star Wars Fanfictions. Like absolutely enamored by them. Not being much of a fanfic guy but still wanting to be supportive I inquired into her new obsession. After a bit of asking she told me she hated the new villain arcs for the new trilogy but thought they were good characters that deserved a better story to be explored through. After this, I fully understood and was happy she was exploring these antagonists through a different lens.
Just goes to show ya, different snokes for different folks.
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︎ Feb 16 2020
Literally real life Star Wars bruhh...
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︎ Jan 10 2020
Me: Look, I'm going to throw this ninja star
Friend: No you can't
Me: Shur I ken
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︎ Jan 01 2020
An homage to a one-time teen star suspended from the Muppet*Vision ceiling, Disney World
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︎ Feb 15 2020
My Dad and I went to a 5-star hotel. Hostess: Do you have reservations?
Dad: No, I am confident that I want to eat here
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︎ Feb 20 2020
Star wars fun hehehe
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︎ Jan 06 2020
Which company did sponsor glasses in Star Wars?
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︎ Mar 17 2020
If the family that popularized gull-winged doors had a baby girl, and they wanted to name her in honor of Star Wars...
She could be Amanda Mandalorian DeLorean
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︎ Feb 09 2020
The stars are beautiful tonight
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︎ Nov 08 2019
Brand new star sign
I didn't win the competition to name a new star sign, but I was awarded a constellation prize.
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︎ Feb 24 2020
I tried to become a porn star
But nothing ever came of it.
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︎ Feb 19 2020
Why does Orionβs belt only have three stars?
Well, some of the reviews say itβs just a waist of space
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︎ Dec 09 2019
You know, sometimes, as I lie in bed, looking up into the great night sky, counting each star and watching the moon slowly float by, I think to myself:
"Where the fuck is my roof?"
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︎ Feb 13 2020
Can a Ninja throw Stars?
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︎ Oct 18 2019
Who is the only star wars charater that has been attavked by a bear.
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︎ Mar 10 2020
Friend: "I created the brightest star in the night sky."
Me: "You can't possibly B Sirius."
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︎ Feb 12 2020
What did the English teacher say about Star Wars?
βMetaphors be with youβ!
- someone I follow on Twitter
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︎ Feb 09 2020
Can a ninja throw a throwing star? SureHeCan
A shuriken is a throwing star.
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︎ Dec 29 2019
Whoever did this is certainly a rising star in the company.
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︎ Dec 01 2019
Can a ninja kill someone with a throwing star?
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︎ Sep 11 2019
A bunch of star wars food puns I made with my brother
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︎ Jan 08 2020
What do you call a green onion that makes it big as a hip hop star?
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︎ Dec 13 2019
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︎ Nov 26 2019
What has Stars and Stripes and goes buzz?
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︎ Feb 11 2020
My son Luke loves that we have named our children after Star Wars characters
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
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︎ Apr 29 2020
Iβm still single on Star Wars Day...
Apparently Iβve been looking for love in Alderaan places.
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︎ May 04 2019
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