Quick reference for Star Wars: Chewie is short for Chewbacca, Ben Kenobi is short for Obi-Wan Kenobi...

...and Luke Skywalker is short for a storm trooper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RKO-Cutter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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I was outside, laying down, at night, admiring the stars and the moon

Then it dawned on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pineappleninja91
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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Can a ninja throw a star...

...SHUR-HE-CAN

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doffdo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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I've got the body of a porn star....

All my clothes says XXXX.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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Our son Luke loves that we chose Star Wars characters as an inspiration when naming our kids.

His sister Chewbacca is less thrilled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fibalcurva
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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William Shatner, Star Trek’s Captain Kirk, is said to be extremely disappointed after the collapse of his recently launched women’s underwear business...

Apparently, nobody was interested in buying β€˜Shatner Panties’.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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My spouse left me because of my obsession with Star Wars.

Divorce is strong with this one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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Can a ninja throw a star?

Sure-he-can>! (Shuriken)!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Ezkillz_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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Who is Yodas favourite pop star

Will I Am

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Justlikeyourmoma
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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I had a Wookie burger at a Star Wars cafe

It was a bit Chewie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majin_P
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Skeptic: This ninja star can never fit through that gap!

Ninja: Shuriken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wentzitcame
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Jesus Christ Snooker Star.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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I've never seen star wars. Are these the names of the characters? reddit.com/gallery/ku5asv
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πŸ‘€︎ u/merppymerp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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What is the name of the big hairy guy in a redneck Star Wars remake?

Chewtobacca

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chromaseveral
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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Ever since the Death Star blew up, Anakin has taken to the NY Stock Exchange

He goes by Darth Trader

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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I recently played in a Star Wars themed cricket match.

Every time the ball was delivered the Umpire struck back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeomanroach
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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My favorite Star Wars character is a philosopher
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamapizza
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Tell a man there are three hundred billion stars in the universe, and he believes you.

Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he has to touch it to be sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Becoming a rock star…

…might make you feel boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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Every star is holy. Why, you ask?

Because they all have mass!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoleilDJade
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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My son Luke loves that we named him after a Star Wars character.

My daughter Chewbacca not so much

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jezzter88
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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What does Mission Impossible's star give when he f**ks up?

excruises

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hurtkopain
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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How do you humiliate a reality t.v. star ?

No one knows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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I hear they are making a new Star Trek movie about the crew stealing the Enterprise and going to a planet to search for a mythical spoon with tines...

It's Star Trek: The Search for Spork

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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I was at a Star Wars themed restaurant.....

I had Sky Walker soup. Wookie steak and Death Star ice cream.

The starter and the dessert were lovely, but the main course was a bit chewy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Last night as I lay in bed staring at the stars I thought to myself

Where the heck is the ceiling?

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Wise men followed a Star-Bucks...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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So I was laying in bed last night, looking up at the stars.

Then I realised. Where the f*** is my roof?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trace826621
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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1 Michelin Star
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Star Trek Halloween Special
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scaulbylausis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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What about the star?

My husband and I finally finished decorating the Christmas tree tonight. There’s always a star and we forgot to grab the box from the basement. I said to my husband, β€œWhat about the star?” Without skipping a beat, he says, β€œIt’s 2020. Zero stars.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/see2keroppi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Star wars celebrity names

Apologies if this breaks the rules however. My friends and I are making up names of star wars characters combined with celebrity names. So far we've come up with Darth spader, sith rogan, and obi wan kobe.

Any others we cant think of?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ogzombiela
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Australian tennis star Bernard Tomic's sister, Ana, agreeing with her friend Ally about the positions of body parts

Ana Tomic: Ally, correct

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What do you call a statue in the star wars shop?

Mannequin Skywalker.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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South Korean scientists created an artificial star for 20 seconds...

It's a whole new take on Asian Fusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustStargazin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Book review: 1 star

I've just finished reading Great Expectations and I have to say I was a little disappointed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viWily
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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A husband and wife were at a marriage counselor. The wife complained, "he only talks about Star Wars! I've had it. I'm leaving him!" The counselor turned to the husband: "well?"

The husband looked at his wife and said, "divorce is strong with this one."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Did you hear about the crook who was stealing guitars from classic rock stars?

He was just arrested for Petty theft.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aloiciousss
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Mart Mc Fly traveling into the Star Wars universe be like,

Man, De Lorain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peterd3d
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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It's in the Stars πŸ‚
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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A disgruntled employee of an axe throwing establishment was leaving one-star Yelp reviews

Apparently it was a real hatchet job

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P8ntballz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Will you hurt your eyes if you look at the stars for too long?

This is a Sirius question.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nokiacrusher
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Who’s Doc Brown’s favorite Star Wars character?

The Man-DeLorean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kinjesus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.

My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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How do you know which star is the Christmas star?

Their is a tree under it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ianasaurusrex33
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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