Quick reference for Star Wars: Chewie is short for Chewbacca, Ben Kenobi is short for Obi-Wan Kenobi...
...and Luke Skywalker is short for a storm trooper
I was outside, laying down, at night, admiring the stars and the moon
Can a ninja throw a star...
I've got the body of a porn star....
All my clothes says XXXX.
Our son Luke loves that we chose Star Wars characters as an inspiration when naming our kids.
His sister Chewbacca is less thrilled.
William Shatner, Star Trek’s Captain Kirk, is said to be extremely disappointed after the collapse of his recently launched women’s underwear business...
Apparently, nobody was interested in buying ‘Shatner Panties’.
My spouse left me because of my obsession with Star Wars.
Divorce is strong with this one.
Can a ninja throw a star?
Sure-he-can>! (Shuriken)!<
Who is Yodas favourite pop star
I had a Wookie burger at a Star Wars cafe
Skeptic: This ninja star can never fit through that gap!
Jesus Christ Snooker Star.
What is the name of the big hairy guy in a redneck Star Wars remake?
Ever since the Death Star blew up, Anakin has taken to the NY Stock Exchange
I recently played in a Star Wars themed cricket match.
Every time the ball was delivered the Umpire struck back.
My favorite Star Wars character is a philosopher
Tell a man there are three hundred billion stars in the universe, and he believes you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he has to touch it to be sure.
Becoming a rock star…
…might make you feel boulder.
Every star is holy. Why, you ask?
Because they all have mass!
My son Luke loves that we named him after a Star Wars character.
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
What does Mission Impossible's star give when he f**ks up?
How do you humiliate a reality t.v. star ?
I hear they are making a new Star Trek movie about the crew stealing the Enterprise and going to a planet to search for a mythical spoon with tines...
It's Star Trek: The Search for Spork
I was at a Star Wars themed restaurant.....
I had Sky Walker soup. Wookie steak and Death Star ice cream.
The starter and the dessert were lovely, but the main course was a bit chewy.
Last night as I lay in bed staring at the stars I thought to myself
Where the heck is the ceiling?
Wise men followed a Star-Bucks...
So I was laying in bed last night, looking up at the stars.
Then I realised. Where the f*** is my roof?
Star Trek Halloween Special
What about the star?
My husband and I finally finished decorating the Christmas tree tonight. There’s always a star and we forgot to grab the box from the basement. I said to my husband, “What about the star?” Without skipping a beat, he says, “It’s 2020. Zero stars.”
Star wars celebrity names
Apologies if this breaks the rules however. My friends and I are making up names of star wars characters combined with celebrity names. So far we've come up with Darth spader, sith rogan, and obi wan kobe.
Any others we cant think of?
Australian tennis star Bernard Tomic's sister, Ana, agreeing with her friend Ally about the positions of body parts
What do you call a statue in the star wars shop?
South Korean scientists created an artificial star for 20 seconds...
It's a whole new take on Asian Fusion.
Book review: 1 star
I've just finished reading Great Expectations and I have to say I was a little disappointed.
A husband and wife were at a marriage counselor. The wife complained, "he only talks about Star Wars! I've had it. I'm leaving him!" The counselor turned to the husband: "well?"
The husband looked at his wife and said, "divorce is strong with this one."
Did you hear about the crook who was stealing guitars from classic rock stars?
He was just arrested for Petty theft.
Mart Mc Fly traveling into the Star Wars universe be like,
A disgruntled employee of an axe throwing establishment was leaving one-star Yelp reviews
Apparently it was a real hatchet job
Will you hurt your eyes if you look at the stars for too long?
This is a Sirius question.
Who’s Doc Brown’s favorite Star Wars character?
My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.
My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
How do you know which star is the Christmas star?
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