My boss has been on my case for my unusual use of punctuation, but as far as I'm concerned, it's my asterisk.
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👤︎ u/0minous-Brass
📅︎ Mar 29 2019
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What’s the difference between a giraffe and a jcb??

One has hydraulics the other has high boll****

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👤︎ u/Rossco1874
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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I may get in trouble by using weird symbols,

But it's my own asterisk.

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👤︎ u/Naitraen
📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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Old Macd*nald
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👤︎ u/Snapence
📅︎ Feb 23 2019
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I'm going to make a bold prediction

Prediction

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👤︎ u/boredcircuits
📅︎ Nov 11 2016
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Wife: if you tell one more dad joke I'm leaving you

Dad: hi leaving you I'm dad

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👤︎ u/albertienstien
📅︎ Dec 08 2016
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**Do you know why Twerking gives you so much Attention?**

Because they're nothing but just Asterisks

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👤︎ u/Death_By_Pun
📅︎ Feb 02 2019
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What's a dot?

An asterisk with hair gel.

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👤︎ u/NutsEverywhere
📅︎ Oct 10 2016
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