What's an appropriate exclamation to both arresting Rowan Atkinson and opening up a can of Chili Con Carne?

Come out of there, you little Bean!

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What is the most common exclamation in India?

Holy cow!

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When Mrs. Exclamation told her husband This that she was pregnant with her second set of twins, he was very excited. As had happened with her first twins, the babies looked nothing like their father. He didn't realize it though, and once again she put his name on the birth certificates.

Now This raises more questions.

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What did the exclamation mark say to the question mark?

Are you okay with that bump on your head?

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My dad's the kind that types messages with too many exclamations... I guess I got my hopes up with his new iPod.
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Guess The Pun #42 v.redd.it/exzluh38i5d41
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How did the telephone maker propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring!!

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Shocking
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Unintentional pun
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What do you call Elvis sitting on a chair?

Pelvis Restly!

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What did the period do after Thanksgiving?

Go into a comma

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An American man and his son went to Finland.

When they arrived, a cab driver greeted them at the airport. "What should we do on our first day here," the father asked his son, excitedly. The driver interjected, "Well, if you're not natives, I'd suggest the roller coaster that teaches your or language." Confused, the father and son look at one another then back at their guide. "Trust me," he told them, "It's guaranteed or your money back." Having no plans and now both understandably intrigued, the pair agreed. When they arrived at the roller coaster, they were amazed to behold the giant steel skeleton of the most intricate ride they'd ever seen. It had loops, helixes, corkscrews and drops more terrifying than anything they'd ridden back home. The son quickly rescinded his consent and turned you guys father. "There's no way I'm getting on that thing. You go first," he said, "Then you can tell me if it's worth it." Not wanting to seem a coward, the father accepted. Stepping into the first car, he seated himself. As the attendant appr

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Thought of this myself *sigh*

Q: what's a zombies favorite weather?

A: a brainstorm !

I guess I can add that to my list

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What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick!

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Im getting nowhere with my dad's Christmas list...

Me: "What do you want for Christmas?"

Dad: "A sweater always works...although I do have your mother and she sweats enough for both of us!!!!!"

This was through text message, so yes all those exclamation points are necessary.

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My dad, poolside.

Dad and I were at the pool sitting in chairs while my little sisters played in the pool. A woman sitting next to us lets out a loud exclamation and we look over to see that she spilled gatorade all over her phone. Shortly after, we all happened to be in the clubhouse at the same time and the woman is trying to plug in her phone. My dad says, "Why are you trying to charge it? It's already full of juice?"

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My girlfriend is on her period.

We were laying in bed this morning and she was having cramps and said "I hate periods." I replied "Me too. Exclamation points are way better!"

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