A list of puns related to "Cent"

What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry?

What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?

Edit: I genuinely didnβt know this was a repost my dad told it to me and I thought it was worthy.

Not really sure this is a dad joke but my daughter just confused us both. She's making bracelets and said she plans to sell them for 50 cents to raise money for her school.

She said she'll give half to her school and keep a quarter for herself.

βͺWhat did the 25-cent coins do after a round of flipping?β¬

They retired to their separate quartersβ¬

Do you know what 50 cent did when he was hungry?

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I asked my friend, Nick, if he had 5 cents I could borrow. But he was Nicholas.

These puns don't make too much cents v.redd.it/c2yfv79p5lx41

He does have a cents of humour don't you think?

If I had 50 cents for every time I failed a math test,

I'd have $7.20 right now.

What do you call a cage without 5 cents in it?

Nickel-less Cage

I was going to make a 50 cent joke

But I forgot half of it, so this is a quarter joke

Common cents...

Some guy paid me a dollar for 98 cents worth of advice!

I gave him my two cents.

How much does a concert featuring 50 Cent and Nickelback cost?

45 Cents.

What concerts cost 45 cents?

50 Cent and a Nickleback

What do you call a cage without five cents in it?

A nickeless cage.

I paid five cents for a dad joke, but it turned out to be an empty, derivative imitation, overly commercialized and lacking any real soul or talent.

Now I want my Nickelback.

The other day, I saw a roller rink that charged only 50 cents an hour.

I thought, βWow, what a cheapskate!β

You know what makes cents? Bathroom stall vending machines.

Everybody loves John Candy.

Not everyone knows this, but 50 Cent is actually a magician.

He says that 'he got the magic stick'.

Without coins, the US currency would be utter non-cents

What do you call a cage without five cents in it?

Nicolas cage

There was a diaper bag on sale for only 23 cents.

I got it for spare change

Gave 'em my two cents

What concert costs just 45 cents? /r/Weekness/comments/es2dβ¦

What concert costs just 45 cent?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

A man was on trial for producing cents covered in a thin layer of gold...

They found him gilt-y.

When the cashier gives your change only in smallest cents in the country

Why are you so re-cent-ful of me?

What is 50 cent's favorite sandwich?

Da club

What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?

A *penne*

I passed by a 99 cent store

I said to my son βIβm going to open one of those stores, but itβs going to be called a dollar seven store.β

Q: Whatβs 50 Centβs name in Zimbabwe?

A: 200 Dollars.

I gave $1 for a 50 cent candy and didnβt get any money back.

Some people never change.

The S/O let me know weβd made 4 cents in our mutual account...

In a cent

Exact change makes perfect cents... reddit.com/r/Showerthoughβ¦

I asked my friend Nick if he could lend me 5 cents!

But he was Nicolas!

What do you call a 45 Cents concert?

50 Cents featuring Nickel back

what concert is just 45 cents

50 cent featuring nickel back

"I just can't understand this slow cashier. He really needs to start making cents."

What concert only costs 45 cents?

50 Cent Ft. Nickelback

What concert cost only 45 cents?

50 cent ft. Nickelback

What concert costs 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback

What did 50 Cent say to his grandma after she knitted him a sweater?

Gee you knit!

Makes cents

Change makes cents (not a dad)

99 cent stores are so much better than dollar stores

1% better, if my math is right...

I asked my friend nic if he had 5 cents,

But he was nicholas.

The fact that we're still minting the penny even though it costs nearly twice as much as it's worth makes no cents.

Pennies are common cents

50 cent is 10x better than nickleback

Did you hear about 50 Cent's clever new song about the small, detail-oriented urban cat?

They're calling it "Fiddy's witty itty bitty nitty gritty city kitty ditty".

If I had 5 cents for every time I wore cologne

Then I probably wore 5 different colognes at a time

He makes a lot of cents.

Hey dad, can I have money to go see 50 cent?

Dad: here's a dollar, take your brother.

My son has to pay me 25 cents every time he uses poorly worded sentences.

Itβs the syntax

What do you call a Bionicle that costs 5 cents?

A Bionickel

If you went to a concert for 45 cents, who would play?

Fity cent and Nickelback.

Tickets to what concert cost 45 cents?

50 cent ft. Nickelback

Elon Musk is now selling Teslas for just 5 cents

They're just a nickel a Tesla.

Yesterday I was supposed to get 2 dollars and 50 cents after my transaction at the mall but only got 2 dollars

It doesnβt make any cents

My wife told me to go air up my car tires so I got out 75 cents but it turns out its a dollar now

I guess the air compressor market is experiencing a bit of inflation.....

My friend who just bought 500 candies for 5 cents said, "It's super cheap, isn't it?"

Me : Yeah, 100 percent

I bought a 2pac of Eminem's for 50 cents.

That's Ludacris.

What concert costs only 45 cents?

50 cent feat. Nickelback.

EDIT: Wow, I really didn't expect this to blow up, thanks guys!

Who plays at a 45 cent concert?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback.

The Articles of Confederation didn't have any common cents.

Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 cents

Wife: That's Ludacris, how Kanye West your money like that?

I got a ticket to a concert for 45 cents!

It was featuring 50 Cent and Nickelback

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can.

That's almost $7.00 in dog money.

The one cent penny and other low-value currency are used very little these days.

Itβs no coincidence.

Why did the pickle go the 99 cent store?

He wanted to get a good dill.

What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?

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What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?

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What concert cost only 45 cents?

50 cent with nickelback

What concert cost just 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback

What concert costs only 45 cents?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

What concert costs 45 cents?

What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring nickelback

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