If I had 50 cents for every maths Exam I failed
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What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry?
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Do you know what 50 Cent used to do every time he got hungry
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A woman walks into a music shop and finds an album for 95 cents and pays for it with a dollar
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︎ Jan 26 2021
I asked my friend, Nick, if he had 5 cents I could borrow.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback
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︎ Jan 06 2021
50 cent
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I used to think employers valued their workers, until yesterday when I worked a full day, but only got paid twenty cents. I see my boss entirely differently now after that.
It was a real paradigm shift.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
This doesn't make any cents
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︎ Aug 27 2020
50 cent came to Pakistan, now he is being called 81rupees
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Every day I give a few cents to charity.
I like making small change.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
I invested every cent I have in a cannabis-fed cattle business.
The steaks have never been higher.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Toot cents
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︎ Aug 30 2020
My friend works as a clown and doesn't earn much money so he spends every cent carefully.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?
Edit: I genuinely didnβt know this was a repost my dad told it to me and I thought it was worthy.
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︎ May 19 2020
Coin making machines are really easy to understand. It just makes cents.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
If I had 50 cents for every time I failed a math test,
I'd have $7.20 right now.
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︎ Jan 24 2020
Not really sure this is a dad joke but my daughter just confused us both. She's making bracelets and said she plans to sell them for 50 cents to raise money for her school.
She said she'll give half to her school and keep a quarter for herself.
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︎ May 08 2020
He does have a cents of humour don't you think?
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︎ Apr 29 2020
βͺWhat did the 25-cent coins do after a round of flipping?β¬
They retired to their separate quartersβ¬
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Do you know what 50 cent did when he was hungry?
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Source: https://twitter.com/mskaybelle/status/1269123905870053376?s=19
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"What concert costs just 45 cents?"
"50 Cent featuring Nickelback!"
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What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?
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Tickets on sale now for 50 Cent opening for Nickelback...
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︎ Jan 11 2021
What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickleback.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?
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︎ Aug 28 2020
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
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︎ Aug 16 2020
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry?
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︎ Aug 03 2020
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
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︎ Aug 23 2020
What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?
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What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?
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Do you know what 50 Cent did when he got hungry?
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︎ Aug 20 2020
If I had 50 cents for every maths Exam I failed
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︎ Jul 07 2020
What concert costs just 45 cents
50 Cent featuring Nickelback
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︎ Jul 14 2020
What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry?
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Do you know what 50 cent did when he was hungry?
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︎ Sep 15 2020
What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?
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︎ May 28 2020
What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 cent featuring Nickelback.
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What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry ?
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︎ May 25 2020
What Concert Cost Just 45 Cents...
50 cents featuring Nickelback
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︎ Aug 30 2020
What did 50 cent do when he got hungry
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︎ May 23 2020
What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?
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︎ Jul 14 2020
I asked my friend, Nick, if he had 5 cents I could borrow. But he was Nicholas.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickleback
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What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry?
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