What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry?
What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?
Edit: I genuinely didn’t know this was a repost my dad told it to me and I thought it was worthy.
Not really sure this is a dad joke but my daughter just confused us both. She's making bracelets and said she plans to sell them for 50 cents to raise money for her school.
She said she'll give half to her school and keep a quarter for herself.
What did the 25-cent coins do after a round of flipping?
They retired to their separate quarters
Do you know what 50 cent did when he was hungry?
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I asked my friend, Nick, if he had 5 cents I could borrow. But he was Nicholas.
He does have a cents of humour don't you think?
If I had 50 cents for every time I failed a math test,
I'd have $7.20 right now.
What do you call a cage without 5 cents in it?
I was going to make a 50 cent joke
But I forgot half of it, so this is a quarter joke
Some guy paid me a dollar for 98 cents worth of advice!
How much does a concert featuring 50 Cent and Nickelback cost?
What concerts cost 45 cents?
What do you call a cage without five cents in it?
I paid five cents for a dad joke, but it turned out to be an empty, derivative imitation, overly commercialized and lacking any real soul or talent.
Now I want my Nickelback.
The other day, I saw a roller rink that charged only 50 cents an hour.
I thought, “Wow, what a cheapskate!”
You know what makes cents? Bathroom stall vending machines.
Everybody loves John Candy.
Not everyone knows this, but 50 Cent is actually a magician.
He says that 'he got the magic stick'.
Without coins, the US currency would be utter non-cents
What do you call a cage without five cents in it?
There was a diaper bag on sale for only 23 cents.
I got it for spare change
What concert costs just 45 cent?
A man was on trial for producing cents covered in a thin layer of gold...
When the cashier gives your change only in smallest cents in the country
Why are you so re-cent-ful of me?
What is 50 cent's favorite sandwich?
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
I passed by a 99 cent store
I said to my son “I’m going to open one of those stores, but it’s going to be called a dollar seven store.”
Q: What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?
I gave $1 for a 50 cent candy and didn’t get any money back.
Some people never change.
The S/O let me know we’d made 4 cents in our mutual account...
I asked my friend Nick if he could lend me 5 cents!
What do you call a 45 Cents concert?
50 Cents featuring Nickel back
what concert is just 45 cents
50 cent featuring nickel back
"I just can't understand this slow cashier. He really needs to start making cents."
What concert only costs 45 cents?
What concert cost only 45 cents?
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback
What did 50 Cent say to his grandma after she knitted him a sweater?
Change makes cents (not a dad)
99 cent stores are so much better than dollar stores
1% better, if my math is right...
I asked my friend nic if he had 5 cents,
The fact that we're still minting the penny even though it costs nearly twice as much as it's worth makes no cents.
50 cent is 10x better than nickleback
Did you hear about 50 Cent's clever new song about the small, detail-oriented urban cat?
They're calling it "Fiddy's witty itty bitty nitty gritty city kitty ditty".
If I had 5 cents for every time I wore cologne
Then I probably wore 5 different colognes at a time
Hey dad, can I have money to go see 50 cent?
Dad: here's a dollar, take your brother.
My son has to pay me 25 cents every time he uses poorly worded sentences.
What do you call a Bionicle that costs 5 cents?
If you went to a concert for 45 cents, who would play?
Fity cent and Nickelback.
Tickets to what concert cost 45 cents?
Elon Musk is now selling Teslas for just 5 cents
They're just a nickel a Tesla.
Yesterday I was supposed to get 2 dollars and 50 cents after my transaction at the mall but only got 2 dollars
It doesn’t make any cents
My wife told me to go air up my car tires so I got out 75 cents but it turns out its a dollar now
I guess the air compressor market is experiencing a bit of inflation.....
My friend who just bought 500 candies for 5 cents said, "It's super cheap, isn't it?"
I bought a 2pac of Eminem's for 50 cents.
What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 cent feat. Nickelback.
EDIT: Wow, I really didn't expect this to blow up, thanks guys!
Who plays at a 45 cent concert?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
The Articles of Confederation didn't have any common cents.
Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 cents
Wife: That's Ludacris, how Kanye West your money like that?
I got a ticket to a concert for 45 cents!
It was featuring 50 Cent and Nickelback
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can.
That's almost $7.00 in dog money.
The one cent penny and other low-value currency are used very little these days.
Why did the pickle go the 99 cent store?
He wanted to get a good dill.
What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?
What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry ?
What did 50 cent do when he got hungry
What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry?
What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?
What concert cost only 45 cents?
What concert cost just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback
What concert costs only 45 cents?
What concert costs 45 cents?
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 cent featuring nickelback
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 cent featuring nickelback!
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