A list of puns related to "Cent"

If I had 50 cents for every maths Exam I failed

Iβd have $8.40.

What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry?

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Do you know what 50 Cent used to do every time he got hungry

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A woman walks into a music shop and finds an album for 95 cents and pays for it with a dollar

she got a nickleback

I asked my friend, Nick, if he had 5 cents I could borrow.

But he was Nicholas.

What concert costs just 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback

I used to think employers valued their workers, until yesterday when I worked a full day, but only got paid twenty cents. I see my boss entirely differently now after that.

It was a real paradigm shift.

This doesn't make any cents

50 cent came to Pakistan, now he is being called 81rupees

Every day I give a few cents to charity.

I like making small change.

I invested every cent I have in a cannabis-fed cattle business.

The steaks have never been higher.

Toot cents

My friend works as a clown and doesn't earn much money so he spends every cent carefully.

He goes by Pennywise

What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?

Edit: I genuinely didnβt know this was a repost my dad told it to me and I thought it was worthy.

Coin making machines are really easy to understand. It just makes cents.

If I had 50 cents for every time I failed a math test,

I'd have $7.20 right now.

Not really sure this is a dad joke but my daughter just confused us both. She's making bracelets and said she plans to sell them for 50 cents to raise money for her school.

She said she'll give half to her school and keep a quarter for herself.

These puns don't make too much cents v.redd.it/c2yfv79p5lx41

He does have a cents of humour don't you think?

βͺWhat did the 25-cent coins do after a round of flipping?β¬

They retired to their separate quartersβ¬

Do you know what 50 cent did when he was hungry?

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"What concert costs just 45 cents?"

"50 Cent featuring Nickelback!"

What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?

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Tickets on sale now for 50 Cent opening for Nickelback...

...Only 45 cents

What concert costs only 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickleback.

What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?

58

What concert costs just 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

What concert costs 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback.

What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry?

What concert costs just 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?

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What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?

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Do you know what 50 Cent did when he got hungry?

If I had 50 cents for every maths Exam I failed

Iβd have $6.30.

What concert costs just 45 cents

50 Cent featuring Nickelback

What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry?

Do you know what 50 cent did when he was hungry?

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What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?

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What concert costs only 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback.

What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry ?

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What Concert Cost Just 45 Cents...

50 cents featuring Nickelback

What did 50 cent do when he got hungry

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What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?

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I asked my friend, Nick, if he had 5 cents I could borrow. But he was Nicholas.

What concert costs 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickleback

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