If I had 50 cents for every maths Exam I failed

I’d have $8.40.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmBeeCSGO
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Do you know what 50 Cent used to do every time he got hungry

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A woman walks into a music shop and finds an album for 95 cents and pays for it with a dollar

she got a nickleback

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I asked my friend, Nick, if he had 5 cents I could borrow.

But he was Nicholas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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What concert costs just 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itiswhatitiskid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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Tickets on sale now for 50 Cent opening for Nickelback...

...Only 45 cents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vintagepatriot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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What concert costs only 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickleback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwissCheeto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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50 cent
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I used to think employers valued their workers, until yesterday when I worked a full day, but only got paid twenty cents. I see my boss entirely differently now after that.

It was a real paradigm shift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotNIpsyRussell
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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This doesn't make any cents
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mich_mic
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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50 cent came to Pakistan, now he is being called 81rupees
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HamadRajput
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Every day I give a few cents to charity.

I like making small change.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emu_on_the_Loose
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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I invested every cent I have in a cannabis-fed cattle business.

The steaks have never been higher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArmyofNorthernVA
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Toot cents
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My friend works as a clown and doesn't earn much money so he spends every cent carefully.

He goes by Pennywise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CR33PYUNC13J03
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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If I had 50 cents for every maths Exam I failed

I’d have $6.30.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?

Edit: I genuinely didn’t know this was a repost my dad told it to me and I thought it was worthy.

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πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Coin making machines are really easy to understand. It just makes cents.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daloolcableb_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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What Concert Cost Just 45 Cents...

50 cents featuring Nickelback

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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If I had 50 cents for every time I failed a math test,

I'd have $7.20 right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustMy2Coppers
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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Not really sure this is a dad joke but my daughter just confused us both. She's making bracelets and said she plans to sell them for 50 cents to raise money for her school.

She said she'll give half to her school and keep a quarter for herself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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These puns don't make too much cents v.redd.it/c2yfv79p5lx41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nathanre8
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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He does have a cents of humour don't you think?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sash_Potato1337
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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β€ͺWhat did the 25-cent coins do after a round of flipping?‬

They retired to their separate quarters‬

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Source: https://twitter.com/mskaybelle/status/1269123905870053376?s=19

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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"What concert costs just 45 cents?"

"50 Cent featuring Nickelback!"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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What concert costs just 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpivLife
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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What concert costs just 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kazabodoo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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What concert costs just 45 cents

50 Cent featuring Nickelback

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TempleOfBone
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/matrose9
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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What concert costs only 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/superto3
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I asked my friend, Nick, if he had 5 cents I could borrow. But he was Nicholas.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickleback

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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