50 cent
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︎ Aug 15 2020
What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?
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︎ Aug 28 2020
This doesn't make any cents
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︎ Aug 27 2020
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
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︎ Aug 16 2020
Do you know what 50 Cent did when he got hungry?
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Coin making machines are really easy to understand. It just makes cents.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
If I had 50 cents for every maths Exam I failed
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︎ Jul 07 2020
What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?
Edit: I genuinely didnβt know this was a repost my dad told it to me and I thought it was worthy.
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︎ May 19 2020
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickleback
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︎ Jul 16 2020
Not really sure this is a dad joke but my daughter just confused us both. She's making bracelets and said she plans to sell them for 50 cents to raise money for her school.
She said she'll give half to her school and keep a quarter for herself.
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︎ Jun 25 2020
βͺWhat did the 25-cent coins do after a round of flipping?β¬
They retired to their separate quartersβ¬
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︎ Jun 25 2020
I asked my friend, Nick, if he had 5 cents I could borrow. But he was Nicholas.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
Do you know what 50 cent did when he was hungry?
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Source: https://twitter.com/mskaybelle/status/1269123905870053376?s=19
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︎ Jun 06 2020
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︎ May 08 2020
He does have a cents of humour don't you think?
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︎ Apr 29 2020
If I had 50 cents for every time I failed a math test,
I'd have $7.20 right now.
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︎ Jan 24 2020
Common cents...
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︎ Mar 23 2020
Some guy paid me a dollar for 98 cents worth of advice!
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︎ Apr 08 2020
I was going to make a 50 cent joke
But I forgot half of it, so this is a quarter joke
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︎ Apr 25 2020
What do you call a cage without 5 cents in it?
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︎ May 15 2020
How much does a concert featuring 50 Cent and Nickelback cost?
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︎ Apr 12 2020
What do you call a cage without five cents in it?
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︎ Dec 27 2019
What concerts cost 45 cents?
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︎ Apr 23 2020
I paid five cents for a dad joke, but it turned out to be an empty, derivative imitation, overly commercialized and lacking any real soul or talent.
Now I want my Nickelback.
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︎ Mar 27 2020
The other day, I saw a roller rink that charged only 50 cents an hour.
I thought, βWow, what a cheapskate!β
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︎ Mar 04 2020
You know what makes cents? Bathroom stall vending machines.
Everybody loves John Candy.
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︎ Feb 03 2020
50 Cent just went bankrupt
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︎ Mar 08 2020
Without coins, the US currency would be utter non-cents
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︎ Oct 22 2019
What do you call a cage without five cents in it?
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︎ Dec 30 2019
Not everyone knows this, but 50 Cent is actually a magician.
He says that 'he got the magic stick'.
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︎ Feb 13 2020
Gave 'em my two cents
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︎ Nov 12 2019
There was a diaper bag on sale for only 23 cents.
I got it for spare change
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︎ Jan 21 2020
What concert costs just 45 cent?
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︎ Oct 18 2019
When the cashier gives your change only in smallest cents in the country
Why are you so re-cent-ful of me?
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︎ Oct 25 2019
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︎ Jan 21 2020
What is 50 cent's favorite sandwich?
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︎ Oct 29 2019
A man was on trial for producing cents covered in a thin layer of gold...
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︎ Jan 04 2020
I passed by a 99 cent store
I said to my son βIβm going to open one of those stores, but itβs going to be called a dollar seven store.β
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︎ Nov 16 2019
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
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︎ Dec 29 2019
The S/O let me know weβd made 4 cents in our mutual account...
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︎ May 03 2019
Q: Whatβs 50 Centβs name in Zimbabwe?
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︎ Nov 16 2019
In a cent
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︎ Sep 04 2019
I gave $1 for a 50 cent candy and didnβt get any money back.
Some people never change.
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︎ Nov 01 2019
What concert costs only 45 cents?
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︎ Jan 14 2018
What do you call a 45 Cents concert?
50 Cents featuring Nickel back
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︎ May 08 2019
What concert cost only 45 cents?
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︎ Apr 03 2019
I asked my friend Nick if he could lend me 5 cents!
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︎ Aug 29 2019
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︎ Nov 04 2019
"I just can't understand this slow cashier. He really needs to start making cents."
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︎ Jul 16 2019
what concert is just 45 cents
50 cent featuring nickel back
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︎ Jul 18 2019
Makes cents
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︎ May 22 2019
What did 50 Cent say to his grandma after she knitted him a sweater?
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︎ Sep 02 2019
The fact that we're still minting the penny even though it costs nearly twice as much as it's worth makes no cents.
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︎ Jun 09 2018
Change makes cents (not a dad)
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︎ Aug 28 2019
50 cent is 10x better than nickleback
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︎ Mar 14 2019
Pennies are common cents
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︎ Apr 17 2019
I asked my friend nic if he had 5 cents,
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︎ Jun 19 2019
He makes a lot of cents.
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︎ Jul 16 2018
Did you hear about 50 Cent's clever new song about the small, detail-oriented urban cat?
They're calling it "Fiddy's witty itty bitty nitty gritty city kitty ditty".
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︎ Jun 19 2019
If I had 5 cents for every time I wore cologne
Then I probably wore 5 different colognes at a time
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︎ Jul 03 2019
My son has to pay me 25 cents every time he uses poorly worded sentences.
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︎ Mar 16 2019
Hey dad, can I have money to go see 50 cent?
Dad: here's a dollar, take your brother.
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︎ Jul 13 2019
What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 cent feat. Nickelback.
EDIT: Wow, I really didn't expect this to blow up, thanks guys!
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︎ Jun 08 2016
What do you call a Bionicle that costs 5 cents?
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︎ Jun 20 2019
Tickets to what concert cost 45 cents?
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︎ Nov 18 2018
If you went to a concert for 45 cents, who would play?
Fity cent and Nickelback.
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︎ Mar 13 2019
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
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︎ Aug 23 2020
What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?
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︎ Aug 23 2020
What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?
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︎ Aug 29 2020
What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry?
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︎ Aug 03 2020
What concert costs just 45 cents
50 Cent featuring Nickelback
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︎ Jul 14 2020
What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 cent featuring Nickelback.
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︎ Jul 02 2020
What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry?
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︎ Jun 03 2020
What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?
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︎ May 28 2020
What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?
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︎ Jul 14 2020
What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry ?
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︎ May 25 2020
What did 50 cent do when he got hungry
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︎ May 23 2020
What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry?
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︎ Jun 07 2020
What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?
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︎ May 21 2020
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 cents (Featuring Nickelback)
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︎ May 29 2020
What concert cost only 45 cents?
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︎ Sep 16 2019
What concert cost just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback
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︎ Nov 14 2019
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback
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︎ Jun 13 2019
What concert only costs 45 cents?
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︎ Jul 19 2019
What concert costs 45 cents?
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 cent featuring nickelback
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︎ May 31 2019
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 cent featuring nickelback!
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