A list of puns related to "Cent"

What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?

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This doesn't make any cents

What concert costs just 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

Do you know what 50 Cent did when he got hungry?

Coin making machines are really easy to understand. It just makes cents.

If I had 50 cents for every maths Exam I failed

Iβd have $6.30.

What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?

Edit: I genuinely didnβt know this was a repost my dad told it to me and I thought it was worthy.

What concert costs 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickleback

Not really sure this is a dad joke but my daughter just confused us both. She's making bracelets and said she plans to sell them for 50 cents to raise money for her school.

She said she'll give half to her school and keep a quarter for herself.

βͺWhat did the 25-cent coins do after a round of flipping?β¬

They retired to their separate quartersβ¬

I asked my friend, Nick, if he had 5 cents I could borrow. But he was Nicholas.

Do you know what 50 cent did when he was hungry?

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Source: https://twitter.com/mskaybelle/status/1269123905870053376?s=19

These puns don't make too much cents v.redd.it/c2yfv79p5lx41

He does have a cents of humour don't you think?

If I had 50 cents for every time I failed a math test,

I'd have $7.20 right now.

Common cents...

Some guy paid me a dollar for 98 cents worth of advice!

I gave him my two cents.

I was going to make a 50 cent joke

But I forgot half of it, so this is a quarter joke

What do you call a cage without 5 cents in it?

Nickel-less Cage

How much does a concert featuring 50 Cent and Nickelback cost?

45 Cents.

What do you call a cage without five cents in it?

A nickeless cage.

What concerts cost 45 cents?

50 Cent and a Nickleback

I paid five cents for a dad joke, but it turned out to be an empty, derivative imitation, overly commercialized and lacking any real soul or talent.

Now I want my Nickelback.

The other day, I saw a roller rink that charged only 50 cents an hour.

I thought, βWow, what a cheapskate!β

You know what makes cents? Bathroom stall vending machines.

Everybody loves John Candy.

50 Cent just went bankrupt

He's now called 25 Cent.

Without coins, the US currency would be utter non-cents

What do you call a cage without five cents in it?

Nicolas cage

Not everyone knows this, but 50 Cent is actually a magician.

He says that 'he got the magic stick'.

Gave 'em my two cents

There was a diaper bag on sale for only 23 cents.

I got it for spare change

What concert costs just 45 cent?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

When the cashier gives your change only in smallest cents in the country

Why are you so re-cent-ful of me?

What concert costs just 45 cents? /r/Weekness/comments/es2dβ¦

What is 50 cent's favorite sandwich?

Da club

A man was on trial for producing cents covered in a thin layer of gold...

They found him gilt-y.

I passed by a 99 cent store

I said to my son βIβm going to open one of those stores, but itβs going to be called a dollar seven store.β

What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?

A *penne*

The S/O let me know weβd made 4 cents in our mutual account...

Q: Whatβs 50 Centβs name in Zimbabwe?

A: 200 Dollars.

In a cent

I gave $1 for a 50 cent candy and didnβt get any money back.

Some people never change.

What concert costs only 45 cents?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

What do you call a 45 Cents concert?

50 Cents featuring Nickel back

What concert cost only 45 cents?

50 cent ft. Nickelback

I asked my friend Nick if he could lend me 5 cents!

But he was Nicolas!

Exact change makes perfect cents... reddit.com/r/Showerthoughβ¦

"I just can't understand this slow cashier. He really needs to start making cents."

what concert is just 45 cents

50 cent featuring nickel back

Makes cents

What did 50 Cent say to his grandma after she knitted him a sweater?

Gee you knit!

The fact that we're still minting the penny even though it costs nearly twice as much as it's worth makes no cents.

Change makes cents (not a dad)

50 cent is 10x better than nickleback

Pennies are common cents

I asked my friend nic if he had 5 cents,

But he was nicholas.

He makes a lot of cents.

Did you hear about 50 Cent's clever new song about the small, detail-oriented urban cat?

They're calling it "Fiddy's witty itty bitty nitty gritty city kitty ditty".

If I had 5 cents for every time I wore cologne

Then I probably wore 5 different colognes at a time

My son has to pay me 25 cents every time he uses poorly worded sentences.

Itβs the syntax

Hey dad, can I have money to go see 50 cent?

Dad: here's a dollar, take your brother.

What concert costs only 45 cents?

50 cent feat. Nickelback.

EDIT: Wow, I really didn't expect this to blow up, thanks guys!

What do you call a Bionicle that costs 5 cents?

A Bionickel

Tickets to what concert cost 45 cents?

50 cent ft. Nickelback

If you went to a concert for 45 cents, who would play?

Fity cent and Nickelback.

What concert costs just 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?

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What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?

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What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry?

What concert costs just 45 cents

50 Cent featuring Nickelback

What concert costs only 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback.

What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry?

What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?

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What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?

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What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry ?

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What did 50 cent do when he got hungry

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What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry?

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What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?

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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cents (Featuring Nickelback)

What concert cost only 45 cents?

50 cent with nickelback

What concert cost just 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback

What concert costs 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback

What concert only costs 45 cents?

50 Cent Ft. Nickelback

What concert costs 45 cents?

What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring nickelback

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