Which weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?

A gallon of water. Butane is lighter fluid.

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π€︎ u/Zaachh_Ded
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Did you hear about the cow that could produce 1,000 gallons of milk every day?

She was legendairy.

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π€︎ u/Dcapz87
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The last thing my grandfather said to me before he died was βPints! Gallons! Litres!β

That spoke volumes.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Dad: What weighs more? A gallon of water or a gallon of butane? Son: they both weigh the same.

Dad: wrong. Water is a fluid and butane is a lighter fluid!

Edit: credit to u/Kelly240361

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π€︎ u/ImNoTSaRCaStIc420
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Who can drink 5 gallons of gas and not get sick?

Jerry can

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π€︎ u/BabyxJolly
π︎ Aug 31 2020
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Did you hear about that Native American who drank 5 gallons of tea before bed?

That night, he drowned in his teepee.

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π€︎ u/MitchOnTheMic
π︎ Aug 25 2020
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What is a gallon of milkβs weak spot?

The jugular

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π€︎ u/tgborst
π︎ Aug 24 2020
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1L is equal to 0.264 US gallon...

Literally

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A programmer gets sent to the store by his wife. His wife says, βGet a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, get a dozen.β

The programmer returns home with 12 gallons of milk and says, βThey had eggs.β

edit: I know guys, I know, itβs supposed to be 13, I messed up the wording, please forgive me

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π€︎ u/TheManicMonocle
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Do you know who can drink a gallon of gasoline and not die?

Jerry can

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π€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
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I'm not able to hold 5 gallons of gasoline in me...

...but Jerry can.

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π€︎ u/ThyNameIsP
π︎ May 16 2020
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Who can drink four gallons of gasoline?

Jerry can!

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π€︎ u/scrollholio
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What's heavier, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane ? (Substitute 'litre' for 'gallon' if reading outside of USA)

Water because butane is a lighter fluid

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π€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
π︎ Apr 21 2020
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If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep...

That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

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π€︎ u/simplyGagi
π︎ Nov 09 2019
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I just made a half gallon of Chocolate Tea

It's not really chocolate...just a lil chocolate tea

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π€︎ u/StoopSign
π︎ Mar 20 2020
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How much is in a gallon of minerals?

4 quartz

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π€︎ u/FeedbackUSA
π︎ Feb 04 2020
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What's Heavier, one gallon of water or one gallon of butane?

Butane, because it's a lighter fluid.

My son told me this joke and he just informed me he got that from this same sub-reddit. So, sorry for the repost.

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π€︎ u/Ashotep
π︎ Nov 16 2019
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Which one is thicker a gallon of water or a gallon of petrol?

The gallon of water because the petrol is gas-o-lean

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π€︎ u/johndeerdrew
π︎ Dec 16 2019
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My French friend borrowed 1,000 gallons of water from me...

He wrote me an IO eau.

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π€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
π︎ Nov 21 2019
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My dairy farmer uncle died leaving written legal instruction for me to inherit a single gallon of cheese production byproduct. Makes sense, because...

Where there's a will, there's a whey.

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My wife asked me, βCould you go to the store and buy one gallon of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.β When I came home with 6 gallons of milk, she shrieked, βWhy in the world did you buy 6 gallons of milk!?β

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For only 300,000 Gallons Of Lemon Juice
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π€︎ u/BoiBotEXE
π︎ Jan 02 2019
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Did you hear about the little native American boy who drank a gallon of sweet tea before bed?

They found him the next morning, drowned in his own teepee.

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π€︎ u/I_Snype_4_Fun
π︎ Mar 20 2019
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A guy threw a gallon of milk at my head

How dairy

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π€︎ u/NigTree
π︎ Nov 07 2017
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I dropped a gallon jug of liquid laundry detergent and it exploded as it hit the pavement

I said βthatβs the end of an Era.β

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I bought a gallon of White Out.

Big Mistake..

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What do you get when you eat a gallon of ice cream?

Breyers remorse.

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π€︎ u/BrainFartTheFirst
π︎ Jul 08 2017
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I bought a gallon of Tipex online yesterday

It was a big mistake.

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π€︎ u/Z45k
π︎ Jan 19 2017
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My mom brought home half a gallon of half-and-half from the store.

I asked if it could be called quart-and-quart.

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π€︎ u/thedrtaylor
π︎ Aug 16 2015
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Did you hear about the Indian who drank 5 gallons of iced tea before bedtime?

He drowned in his teepee.

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π€︎ u/Matraxia
π︎ Sep 25 2013
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What weighs more; a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?

The water weighs more. Butane is the lighter fluid.

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π€︎ u/cabbithunt
π︎ Aug 24 2020
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Which weighs more, a gallon of water, or a gallon of butane?

A gallon of water. Butane is a lighter fluid.

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π€︎ u/Ew0k5AN0nomi5
π︎ Mar 20 2020
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Which weighs more a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?

Water because butane is lighter fluid

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π€︎ u/TheFishmanau
π︎ Oct 19 2020
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Which weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?

A gallon of water. Butane is lighter fluid.

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π€︎ u/Rathabro
π︎ Dec 15 2019
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Whatβs heavier a gallon of water of a gallon of butane?

Water because butane is a lighter fluid.

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π€︎ u/Necromorph_607
π︎ Apr 07 2020
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Which ways more a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?

Water. Butane is a lighter fluid

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π€︎ u/stoll33
π︎ May 08 2020
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My grandfatherβs last words were βPints! Litres! Gallons!β

That spoke volumes.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Apr 27 2020
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What weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?

The water, because the butane is lighter fluid.

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π€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
π︎ Nov 12 2019
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1L is equal to 0.264 US gallon...

Literally

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π︎ May 15 2020
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My grandfatherβs last words were, βGallons. Quarts. Litres.β

That spoke volumes.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Apr 06 2019
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The last thing my grandfather said before he died was "Pints, Litres, Gallons!"

That spoke volumes.

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π€︎ u/simplyGagi
π︎ Sep 30 2019
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The last thing my grandfather said before he died was βPints, Litres, Gallons!β

That spoke volumes.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
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You hear about the Indian that drank 23 gallons of tea?

He drowned in his own teepee.

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π€︎ u/bporter84
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