If you become seriously depressed, try drinking a gallon of water just before you go to bed.
That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
Which weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
A gallon of water. Butane is lighter fluid.
The last thing my grandfather said to me before he died was “Pints! Gallons! Litres!”
Did you hear about the cow that could produce 1,000 gallons of milk every day?
Dad: What weighs more? A gallon of water or a gallon of butane? Son: they both weigh the same.
Dad: wrong. Water is a fluid and butane is a lighter fluid!
Edit: credit to u/Kelly240361
Who can drink 5 gallons of gas and not get sick?
Did you hear about that Native American who drank 5 gallons of tea before bed?
That night, he drowned in his teepee.
A programmer gets sent to the store by his wife. His wife says, “Get a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, get a dozen.”
The programmer returns home with 12 gallons of milk and says, “They had eggs.”
edit: I know guys, I know, it’s supposed to be 13, I messed up the wording, please forgive me
What is a gallon of milk’s weak spot?
1L is equal to 0.264 US gallon...
Do you know who can drink a gallon of gasoline and not die?
Who can drink four gallons of gasoline?
I'm not able to hold 5 gallons of gasoline in me...
What's heavier, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane ? (Substitute 'litre' for 'gallon' if reading outside of USA)
Water because butane is a lighter fluid
How much is in a gallon of minerals?
I just made a half gallon of Chocolate Tea
It's not really chocolate...just a lil chocolate tea
What's Heavier, one gallon of water or one gallon of butane?
Butane, because it's a lighter fluid.
My son told me this joke and he just informed me he got that from this same sub-reddit. So, sorry for the repost.
Which one is thicker a gallon of water or a gallon of petrol?
The gallon of water because the petrol is gas-o-lean
My French friend borrowed 1,000 gallons of water from me...
My dairy farmer uncle died leaving written legal instruction for me to inherit a single gallon of cheese production byproduct. Makes sense, because...
Where there's a will, there's a whey.
My wife asked me, “Could you go to the store and buy one gallon of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.” When I came home with 6 gallons of milk, she shrieked, “Why in the world did you buy 6 gallons of milk!?”
I replied, “They had avocados.”
For only 300,000 Gallons Of Lemon Juice
Did you hear about the little native American boy who drank a gallon of sweet tea before bed?
They found him the next morning, drowned in his own teepee.
A guy threw a gallon of milk at my head
I bought a gallon of White Out.
I dropped a gallon jug of liquid laundry detergent and it exploded as it hit the pavement
I said “that’s the end of an Era.”
What do you get when you eat a gallon of ice cream?
I bought a gallon of Tipex online yesterday
My mom brought home half a gallon of half-and-half from the store.
I asked if it could be called quart-and-quart.
Did you hear about the Indian who drank 5 gallons of iced tea before bedtime?
He drowned in his teepee.
Thanks Dad.
Which weighs more, a gallon of water, or a gallon of butane?
A gallon of water. Butane is a lighter fluid.
What weighs more; a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
The water weighs more. Butane is the lighter fluid.
Which weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
A gallon of water. Butane is lighter fluid.
Which weighs more a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
Water because butane is lighter fluid
What’s heavier a gallon of water of a gallon of butane?
Water because butane is a lighter fluid.
What weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
The water, because the butane is lighter fluid.
Which ways more a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
Water. Butane is a lighter fluid
My grandfather’s last words were “Pints! Litres! Gallons!”
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep...
That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
My grandfather’s last words were, “Gallons. Quarts. Litres.”
The last thing my grandfather said before he died was "Pints, Litres, Gallons!"
The last thing my grandfather said before he died was “Pints, Litres, Gallons!”
You hear about the Indian that drank 23 gallons of tea?
He drowned in his own teepee.
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