If I had 50 cents for every maths Exam I failed
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︎ Nov 29 2020
What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry?
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︎ Dec 20 2020
Tickets on sale now for 50 Cent opening for Nickelback...
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︎ Jan 11 2021
50 cent
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︎ Aug 15 2020
50 cent came to Pakistan, now he is being called 81rupees
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︎ Oct 16 2020
What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?
Edit: I genuinely didnβt know this was a repost my dad told it to me and I thought it was worthy.
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︎ May 19 2020
If I had 50 cents for every time I failed a math test,
I'd have $7.20 right now.
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︎ Jan 24 2020
Not really sure this is a dad joke but my daughter just confused us both. She's making bracelets and said she plans to sell them for 50 cents to raise money for her school.
She said she'll give half to her school and keep a quarter for herself.
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︎ Jun 25 2020
Do you know what 50 cent did when he was hungry?
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Source: https://twitter.com/mskaybelle/status/1269123905870053376?s=19
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︎ Jun 06 2020
I was going to make a 50 cent joke
But I forgot half of it, so this is a quarter joke
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︎ Apr 25 2020
How much does a concert featuring 50 Cent and Nickelback cost?
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︎ Apr 12 2020
The other day, I saw a roller rink that charged only 50 cents an hour.
I thought, βWow, what a cheapskate!β
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︎ Mar 04 2020
50 Cent just went bankrupt
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︎ Mar 08 2020
What is 50 cent's favorite sandwich?
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︎ Oct 29 2019
Not everyone knows this, but 50 Cent is actually a magician.
He says that 'he got the magic stick'.
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︎ Feb 13 2020
Q: Whatβs 50 Centβs name in Zimbabwe?
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︎ Nov 16 2019
I gave $1 for a 50 cent candy and didnβt get any money back.
Some people never change.
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︎ Nov 01 2019
50 cent is 10x better than nickleback
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︎ Mar 14 2019
What did 50 Cent say to his grandma after she knitted him a sweater?
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︎ Sep 02 2019
Did you hear about 50 Cent's clever new song about the small, detail-oriented urban cat?
They're calling it "Fiddy's witty itty bitty nitty gritty city kitty ditty".
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︎ Jun 19 2019
Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 cents
Wife: That's Ludacris, how Kanye West your money like that?
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︎ Jun 26 2018
Hey dad, can I have money to go see 50 cent?
Dad: here's a dollar, take your brother.
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︎ Jul 13 2019
Yesterday I was supposed to get 2 dollars and 50 cents after my transaction at the mall but only got 2 dollars
It doesnβt make any cents
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︎ May 09 2019
My daughter asked me if she could go to a 50 cent concert...
I gave her a dollar and said, βtake your brother tooβ
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︎ Mar 13 2018
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︎ Dec 22 2020
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︎ Aug 03 2020
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︎ Aug 23 2020
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︎ Aug 20 2020
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︎ Aug 29 2020
If I had 50 cents for every maths Exam I failed
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︎ Jul 07 2020
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︎ Sep 15 2020
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︎ May 28 2020
What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry ?
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︎ May 21 2020
I bought a 2pac of Eminem's for 50 cents.
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︎ Apr 07 2019
Q:What is 50 Cent's name in Zimbabwe?
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