A list of puns related to "Mike Tyson"
He punches people in the faith.
He's calling it "Faithbook".
Tell him you're all ears.
[I just thought of this while eating dinner and I'm pretty happy with it. I chuckled, and even my partner didn't sigh her usual sigh!]
They were clothed.
He kept saying he likes to hit people in the FAITH!!!
He's thor
Because it's inhothpitable.
"Theraflu."
When they asked what it meant, he said it was a thimble of friendship!
He mad a meth in the bathroom
Because he’s an X-Boxer
“I’m Thor” he says.
He yelled out, “Thomeone help me! I can’t thwim.”
Because they're ear-rie
Keeps calling it a hippo potty myth
Clothed.
He saw all of his kith’n kin!
Even though our hair is now the same, there is a striking difference between two of us.
Who woulda thunk it?
He said, “That was pretty methed up.”
Corn. He can eat a whole ear.
They'll both clean up your meth.
He gets methed up
"It thickens me."
It tasted like pith.
...because he's an X-Boxer.
He got methed up.
Edit: abuse
Because he ethereal.
After winning a fight against Piston Honda:
'Well, they are just going to have to call him Ton Honda now!'
'Why dad?'
'Because I just knocked the piss outta him!!'
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