Mike Tyson is going to be the host of a reboot of Pimp my ride.
It will be called Cus-tom auto.
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Mike Tyson is a religious guy.
He punches people in the faith.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Why didnβt Mike Tyson like Sarah?
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︎ Jan 05 2021
I heard Mike Tyson will be launching a Christian dedicated social media site.
He's calling it "Faithbook".
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Why was Mike Tyson Sad at the strip club?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
How do you get Mike Tyson's attention?
Tell him you're all ears.
[I just thought of this while eating dinner and I'm pretty happy with it. I chuckled, and even my partner didn't sigh her usual sigh!]
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︎ Nov 14 2020
Apparently, Neil deGrasse Tyson has a brother, who has a very successful grass-cutting business.
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︎ Aug 12 2020
I recently watched a documentary on Mike Tyson. I had no idea he was so religious...
He kept saying he likes to hit people in the FAITH!!!
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︎ Sep 30 2020
Why does Mike tyson turn into a superhero after lifting weights?
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Why can't Mike Tyson live in the Star Wars universe?
Because it's inhothpitable.
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︎ Aug 04 2020
Mike Tyson gifted little metal cups to his friends...
When they asked what it meant, he said it was a thimble of friendship!
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︎ Jun 05 2020
Mike Tyson and I were talking about our friend Sarah who had just gotten into town. I asked, "so, how did she get from L.A. to here?" He replied...
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︎ Aug 19 2020
Why doesnβt Mike Tyson use a PlayStation?
Because heβs an X-Boxer
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︎ Nov 02 2019
Neil Degrass Tyson
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︎ Apr 16 2020
Mike Tyson ended up in jail for having diarrhea
He mad a meth in the bathroom
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Mike Tyson was thinking the other day.
He yelled out, βThomeone help me! I canβt thwim.β
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︎ Apr 06 2018
Video title: Neil deGrasse Tyson defends Elon Musk smoking Weed
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︎ Jan 08 2020
Mike Tyson always boasts about being a superhero after a fight
βIβm Thorβ he says.
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︎ Feb 11 2020
Feel deGrass Tyson
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︎ Mar 08 2019
Feel DeGrass Tyson
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︎ Mar 05 2019
Why does Mike Tyson like scary movies?
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︎ Nov 04 2019
I told Mike Tyson about the hippo that's trained to use a toilet, but he seemed skeptical.
Keeps calling it a hippo potty myth
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︎ Nov 30 2018
Neil DeGrasse Tyson's dad joke
If the Chicago Bears moved to Detroit, then Detroit would have the Lions, the Tigers, and the Bears. Oh MI!
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︎ May 21 2019
I like my women how Mike Tyson likes his Skype.
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︎ Feb 28 2019
I went to the barber to get the same haircut as Mike Tyson
Even though our hair is now the same, there is a striking difference between two of us.
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︎ Oct 24 2018
Mike Tyson went to visit his backwoods Alabama family.
He saw all of his kithβn kin!
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︎ Apr 30 2019
Mike Tyson bought a yacht and immediately wrecked it.
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︎ Dec 18 2018
Wife of Neil Degrasse Tyson: I love you, Honey.
Neil Degrasse Tyson: Your presence makes my dopamine and oxytocin levels higher too.
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︎ Nov 16 2018
Mike Tyson got very disturbed after binge watching βBreaking Badβ.
He said, βThat was pretty methed up.β
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︎ Jun 26 2018
How's a druggie like Mike Tyson in a maid's outfit?
They'll both clean up your meth.
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︎ Aug 01 2016
Whatβs Mike Tysonβs favorite food?
Corn. He can eat a whole ear.
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︎ Jul 31 2018
What happens to mike tyson when he takes drugs?
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︎ Jan 18 2017
What did Mike Tyson say about why he hates corn starch?
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︎ Nov 12 2017
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︎ Dec 11 2015
Why did Mike Tyson send back his lemonade?
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︎ Mar 17 2017
Mike Tyson is refusing to support Playstation.
...because he's an X-Boxer.
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︎ Aug 29 2016
What happened to Mike Tyson after his drug abbuse?
He got methed up.
Edit: abuse
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︎ Sep 16 2017
My Dad on Mike Tyson's Punch-Out...
After winning a fight against Piston Honda:
'Well, they are just going to have to call him Ton Honda now!'
'Why dad?'
'Because I just knocked the piss outta him!!'
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Why does Mike Tyson feel so exquisite when he wakes up?
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︎ Aug 16 2015
Mike Tyson dadjoke
"Dad, you think Mike Tyson could ever be a good boxer again"
"Only if he worked at an Amazon warehouse"
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︎ Jan 24 2015
Neil deGrasse Tyson just tweeted a Dad joke!
https://twitter.com/neiltyson/statuses/429325051679084544
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︎ Jan 31 2014
Neil deGrasse Tyson gets out-dadjoked by his daughter.
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