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Fries Dad Pun

You know the first french fries, wasnt actually cooked in France but in Greece...๐Ÿ˜‚

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/yeeeet99
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Dad pun.
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Bow down before 'Nice One Dad', the website gatekeeper of the worst dad puns known to man.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AspiringBiscuit
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Classic dad pun
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Bored_Blod
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Dad Pun (r/funny)
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The best oriental dad pun.

My dad was born in Japan. We're an average looking white family. My dad says he doesn't look Asian because when he crossed the ocean he became disoriented.

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The only good pun is a dad pun

but who am I kidding?

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Classic Dad Pun

Driving through Groton, VT and my dad says "lets stop for some potatoes au groton (like au gratin)." then he laughed for 15 minutes

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A classic Dad pun
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Fair_SOTS
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Dad's puns compilation

For the record, my dad didn't say any of these. Also, they get kind of weird near the end.

My vacuum sucks, or, rather, doesn't suck.

That drawing looks sketchy. Something about it looks... shady.

Lightbulb is a smart guy. Some might even say he's bright.

"Mmm, cheesy" he says as he takes the macaroni out of the oven.

When entering a planetarium, my father mentioned how he'd like some cookies with his Milky Way.

Oreolas = cookie nipples (Couldn't really think of a way to set this one up that didn't make it even more awkward.)

"Underwear? Under there?" My dad mentioned as he put his pants away.

Edit: If you've any others, share them in the comments!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JB_Big_Bear
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Listening to an accounting lecture when the professor drops some dad puns...

>Do you know where the smartest and most reasonable people work? > At the US mint, because all they do is make cents!

I thought it was over and then two minutes further into the lecture.... >Do you know where else really smart and reasonable people work? > At a perfume factory! All they do is make scents!

Now I am just sitting here posting this and trying to think of more puns...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dmack1228
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Hopefully they like her more than my Dad's puns

Driving with Dad listening to some pop music station. Meghan Trainor comes on the radio.

Dad: "Hey did you know that Muslims love Meghan Trainor?"

Me: How do you know that?

Dad: "I just heard they're Allah bout that bass."

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Another shameless Dad Pun...

Me: "Yea, it was intense"

Dad: "Like the indians..." flahes goofy smile in anticipation for laughs

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Now that Iโ€™m officially a dad I have my first good joke. Me and my wife are driving down the road and a bug splats the window.

I turn to her and say โ€œI bet he donโ€™t have the guts to do that againโ€

Edit: holy shit yโ€™all this blew up. Thank you master dads. I feel worthy

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/johnpowers99
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I'm a teacher and every day I write a Dad Joke from this sub on the board. Today a student said this to me... I was about to go off... before I got the Dad Joke.

Student: "Sir, someone nutted on the floor!"

Me: *Begins to get angry* *Turns around... there's a hex nut on the floor*

Me: "Well played."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Plane_Garbage
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I must admit, I joined this subreddit despite not being a dad.

Iโ€™m a faux pa.

Edit: This took off a lot better than I expected.

I feel like a father figure now.

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My son asked, "Dad, every time I talk to girls, I get butterflies in my stomach! What should I do?!" I gently put my arm around him and replied, "That's easy son..."

"Stop eating caterpillars!"

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I donโ€™t usually tell dad jokes.

But when I do, he laughs.

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Whatโ€™s better than a Dad bod?

A father figure.

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My dadโ€™s answer to everything is alcohol....

He doesnโ€™t drink, it's just that he's really bad at crossword puzzles...

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My dad made the dadliest of jokes.

We were watching die hard 4 and we got to the bit where the evil hacker guy shoots most of the people he was working with. I was a bit confused so I said,โ€ hang on, werenโ€™t they working for him?โ€ My dad then proceeded to say,โ€not any more. They just got fired.โ€ It was such a bad joke but definitely a great dad joke.

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I became a father today, but no dad jokes are coming to me. Iโ€™m pretty bummed.

Luckily the neighbor hit me with a few good jokes as we got home! Cheered me right up!

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My two sons 5&8 are playing Minecraft this morning on survival. They are working hard together to build their mansion. I crossed the room in front of the TV to grab my phone as they are balanced high on a wall constructing a roof. My son screams out, โ€œDad get out of the way!โ€

I said, โ€œYouโ€™re the ones blocking!โ€

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To all of you who have been disowned by fathers. In honor of pride month and on behalf of all dads of R/dadjokes I just wanna say, buffalo.

Because you can always be our bi-son, and even if you don't feel like shooting straight, we will always be trans-parent with you. You are loved.

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I used a dad joke from here on my dad and he already knew it. I asked him how and he said...

"I Reddit."

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5YO: "Dad, I'm hungry AND DON'T SAY HI HUNGRY I'M DAD"

Me: "wow ... that's a very long name, hungryAndDon'tSayHiHungryI'mDad"

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This is a great sub to discover because I love telling Dad jokes.

Sometimes he even laughs.

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Training for dad level jokes.

My wife is pregnant with our first child so I'm stepping up my joke game to reach dad level.

Mother's day was not so long ago, and since she isn't a mother yet but only a future mother, I didn't get her flowers I only got her seeds, which are future flowers.

At least I found it hilarious and so did she. Hope you guys enjoy this!

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I was a Dad at work the other day

My coworker mentioned he needed to get a quote for 400 mice(Computer mice).

Coworker: "I need to get a quote for these mice."

Me: "I can give you a quote for those mice."

Coworker: "Yeah?"

Me: "Squeak Squeak."

Coworker: *Sigh*

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My very first dad joke as an actual dad.

On the day my daughter was born Nurse: We're gonna have to give her a few shots in her heel. Me: Her heel?! She's not going to be able to walk for months!

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My dad once told me that if I put a potato in my swim trunks, I would attract more women...

He forgot to tell me to put the potato in the front

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My dad would walk me to the bathroom when I was scared to pee at night...

Thatโ€™s a number one dad

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My dad (67) just sent this to me. It's literally a dad joke. Some of us might not get it though I'm sure.

What does the Pink Panther say when he knocked over an ant hill?

Dead ant... dead ant... dead ant dead ant dead ant... dead ant dead ant....

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My son asked me โ€œ Dad did you get a haircut?โ€

Nope I got them all cut.

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Do you know where I store all my dad jokes?

In a dad-a--base

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After watching me read โ€œWar and Peaceโ€, my son asked me, โ€œDad, why is the book so thick?โ€

Me: Well, itโ€™s ......a long story.

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I have to tell someone about this because I'm at home alone with my 2 year old and 11 month old, and they're to young to understand my best dad joke ever.

My 2 year old has cereal in her snack cup and just showed me that there was a piece of cereal in her sleeve. I said, "Looks like you got some tricks up your sleeve." GUESS WHAT KIND OF CEREAL SHE WAS EATING!.....IT WAS TRIX!
Edit: Thanks for my first gold!

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I actually lived a dad joke. (Details below)

I was in the mall with my family. A guy is in the mall with a pair of jumper cables (Legit jumper cables in the mall and I donโ€™t know why) he got on the escalator ahead of me. I tapped him on the shoulder and told him, โ€œHey, donโ€™t try to start anything in hereโ€

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My dad did this earlier

He said, "I gotta P" I assumed he meant piss but he pulled out a Piece of paper that had the letter P on it and handed to me Then he said, "Now you gotta P"

I'm still laughing

Edit: he did this and in front of my family and made me laugh my ass off

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Is it acceptable for a non-dad to post a joke here?

Or would that be a faux pa?

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When is a joke a Dad joke?

When itโ€™s apparent...

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*This is a literal Dad Joke my father used to tell when I was a kid about 30 years ago. He's almost 80 now and it still makes him laugh.* - So, there was this man named James Fart. Everybody made fun of him since he was very young. "James Fart! James Fart" the bullies used to make him cry...

He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:

-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!

Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.

-Ok, so... your current name is.. ยทchucklesยท James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...

-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.

After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.

-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?

-Charles Fart.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/gone11gone11
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When does a joke become a dad joke ?

When it beocmes apparent

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HahaNotSoFunnycom
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My 7 year old proudly said dad I double knotted my shoe.

I said, "You did not." She glares at me, "Yes I did." Me, "You did knot." She grudgingly accepts reality and stomps away, head shaking.

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Dad joke of the day

I told my daughter she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/klimop123
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Good ole dad joke
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I got some devastating news from the hospital today. My dad was pronounced dead.

I canโ€™t believe Iโ€™ve been pronouncing it wrong all this time.

Edit: this joke was straight up stolen from professional comedian Nick Nemeroff. I heard it on the radio so I didnโ€™t have his name handy and thought it was awesome for this sub and had to post it before I forgot it. Thanks to Nick for commenting here below so that I could give him credit.

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My son said, โ€œDad, when you were young, was the landline the only way you could communicate with each other?โ€

I said, โ€œNo. Get your fax straight.โ€

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My dad always use to say โ€˜Two heads are better than one.'

A wonderful father.

Terrible surgeon.

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So Sorry Dad

My 14yo son draws comics every night on a whiteboard of his bedroom door. This is what I saw this morning...

https://i.redd.it/9v550oujd5a51.jpg

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My dad didn't like the decision in Roe vs Wade

He said you had to see what type of river it was before you decide how to cross it.

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what happens when i tell dad jokes ?

he laughs

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Yeah, youโ€™ve heard of bad dad jokes.

But be glad you havenโ€™t heard of grandpuns.

First time, donโ€™t bully me

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I donโ€™t get any of these dad jokes in this community!!!!

I must not have Reddit right.

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My dad always said "as one door closes another one opens"

He never quite got the hang of assembling Ikea furniture.

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Son: โ€œHey dad, can you guess what is worse than no moon?โ€

Dad: โ€œno sun?โ€

Son: โ€œyou donโ€™t even want to take a guess?โ€

Dad: โ€œno sun!โ€

Son: โ€œyouโ€™re so stubborn, the answer is no sunโ€

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My dad finally got to say the ultimate dad joke!

I was hungry af yesterday and I called my dad to buy something to eat

Me: Dad, I'm Hungry

Dad: Hey hungry, I'm dad!

All these years I was so cautious not to fall for it and yesterday was the first time my guard was lowered and he used the opportunity!

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I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you donโ€™t.โ€ And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town canโ€™t be buried here.โ€ I was really confused so I asked why?

He rasped, "Cuz theyโ€™re still alive!"

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Every time my dad goes to the eye doctor, they ask him to read the smallest text on the chart out loud.

He says, "Printed in China."

This is a true story lol.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BasementGrowNerd
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What exactly makes a joke a dad joke?

Its apparent.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/OriginalCWP
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By the way, I get these puns from an app called "dad jokes"
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/puffskeleton
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My mom needed help standing up after cleaning the bathroom, so she asked my dad for a hand.

He started clapping.

(Obligatory: actually happened today, my mom messaged me to complain about his bad joke. I thought it was fucking hilarious.)

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/malagrond
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My dad made his first dad joke in a long time

For context: we have a vegetable garden and a dog named Max

During dinner, my mom remarked how her stir fry was made almost entirely out of vegetables from our garden except the eggs, to which my dad said โ€œwell then weโ€™ll just have to raise some chickens.โ€

I reply, โ€œwell what about Max?โ€, implying that he might attack the chickens.

And without hesitation my dad replies, โ€œwell he canโ€™t lay eggsโ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Asian_dodo
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My dad just came into my room and said:

"We're lucky it didn't snow." "Why?" I asked "Imagine shoveling snow in this heat!"

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Proud dad moment. Joke from my soon to be 6 year old daughter. โ€œHow did the bee get to school?โ€

โ€œOn the buzzzzz.โ€ So proud.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hardcoredad
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My daughter just dropped a dad joke that made me super proud.

We're celebrating my daughter's 4th birthday party today. She puts her giant number 4 balloon on her head, turns to me and says "Look daddy, it's a four-head!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PsychicGnome
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โ€œHey Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?โ€

"No son, have you seen my dadglasses?"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Ruski_Oligarch
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My wife is fed up of my constant Dad jokes, so I asked her, "How can I stop my addiction?"

Wife: "Whatever means necessary,"

Me: "No it doesn'tโ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dandan_56
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My three year old said to me, "I'm three years old." I replied, "Hi Three Years Old, I'm Dad."

He retorted, "Don't call me Three Years Old I'm Dad."

I have never been more proud.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cretinlung
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I had to take dad shopping for pants....

When asked how they fit he replied: "like a cheaply made castle, no ballroom".

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MrBlue08
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My dad told me that when he dies, he wants his ashes to be made into fireworks so he can go out with a bang.

I said, "Ok, boomer."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/misterrandom1
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 05
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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/crispu67
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My son just told me his first dad joke. He's 8, so go easy.

Son: what did the fig say to the table?

Me: I don't know, what did the fig say to the table?

Son, angry voice: Hey! I'm asking the questions here. You FIG-ure it out.

Edit: thanks for the silver, I'll tell the boy in the morning!

Edit 2: explained to my son about the up votes and awards. When he heard that someone spent real money to congratulate him for the joke, he said he bets it was his grandparents. He's excited y'all enjoyed it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RicoCat
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I asked my dad, โ€œCan we get some pets?โ€

My dad said, โ€œNo. Pets are just a step backwards.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 05
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Son: Whatโ€™s a pirateโ€™s favorite letter? Dad: I know you think itโ€™s R, but I think itโ€™s X. Son: Why?

No, itโ€™s definitely not Y.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/theDugger
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 18
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My dad works in a steel plant.

He says it's very riveting

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SuryaYlp
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The term โ€œdad bodโ€ is offensive

I prefer father figure

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 03
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Proud dad moment

Today I held up three colored balls in my hand. One red, one green, and one blue. My 1yr old son (after much debate) chose the red one. Iโ€™ve never been so proud. He has earned the right to play with my old game boy now.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Engineer_7
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I would like to be a millionaire just like my dad...

He always wanted to be a millionaire too.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bringojackprot
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 24
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I'm sure my old dad is looking down on me

He's not dead, just really condescending.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/OliPark
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 18
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My daughter called me in a panic and asked, "Dad! My car just broke down! What should I do!?" I replied calmly...

"Whisper it some words of encouragement!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/madazzahatter
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 08
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REQUEST: Dads, Lend me your strength!

What are your best dad jokes for the maternity visit? The baby is days away and I need an arsenal for these here finger guns (โ˜ž๏พŸใƒฎ๏พŸ)โ˜ž

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Jeromaroo
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 07
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So my daughter is clearing the table and holds her cup above her head and says "Dad look..."

"I'm breathing underwater."

I've never been prouder.

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Dad are we the ones who burned down the building?

Yes we arson

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ser_jaime358
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 21
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My best friend has a good eye for dad jokes...

But the jokes couldnโ€™t be any cornea.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/azzawith2zs
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 08
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Dad Jokes about Communism aren't funny

Unless everyone gets them

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/professorf
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 05
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Dad: Whatโ€™s the first letter in โ€œyellowโ€?

Kid: Y.

Dad: Because I want to know.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BethJ2018
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 01
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How can you tell your dad joke is a dad joke?

Itโ€™s fully groan.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/KoronaSenpai
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My daughter really wanted to tell a dad joke.

She's 7, here's her attempt:

I saw someone on the couch, with no beard and my husband has a beard and my real husband started screaming "he's trying to steal all your money." That's the joke. Well, it might not be a joke, but it's funny. And then I said "it's you, you idiot, you shaved your beard off." It's a dad joke because it has a dad in it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CBRN_IS_FUN
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 26
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How can you tell that a joke is a dad joke?

When the punchline is apparent.....

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Im_all_over_1t
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 23
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From my offspring. What is the difference between a dad and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/not_flexy
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Dad: Are you cold

Me: yes Dad: then you should stand in a corner Me: why Dad: because itโ€™s 90 degrees

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What do you call a mom who steals all the dad jokes?

Transparent...

I bet you didn't see that coming ๐Ÿ˜

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I tell dad jokes

He doesn't like them either ๐Ÿ˜”

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/surelynotaduck
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My dad made another dad joke but this time it was die hard 5 instead of die hard 4.

You may have seen my other post a couple weeks back about die hard 4 and it got really popular and now my dad has made another joke and I want to prove to him that this was a bad one.

When the Russian guy was pushed off the building by mcclaines son and sliced by the helicopter, my dad said, โ€œhe got choppered.โ€ Am I wrong or was this one a bad one?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/nessmainsarescum
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 31
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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BlackPawKiaw
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