"Dada write my name on it!"

Sure kid, I can do that...


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πŸ‘€︎ u/MDDDIY
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2015
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Dada Joked My FiancΓ© Last Night

FiancΓ© and I are walking down the stairs when I say something silly and she hits me.


She stops in the middle of the staircase and throws back her head in a disgusted sigh...

Her: Go ahead... Say it...


Edit: was supposed to be "Dad Joked".. Somehow it autocorrected to "Dada"...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tehOJ
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2013
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You want to know where dads store all the dad jokes?

They store it in dad-a-base.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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I went to my doctor today and told him I was having problems with my hearing. He asked, β€œCan you describe the symptoms?” I replied, "Sure..."

β€œThey’re yellow, Homer’s fat, and Marge has blue hair.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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The three unwritten rules of life.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProbableWheat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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A joke isn’t really a dad joke

until it’s fully groan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johannes_Cabal_NA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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Weapon of brass destruction
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πŸ‘€︎ u/robert_brownie-jr
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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I thought my wife was joking when she said she'd leave me if I didn't stop singing 'I'm A Believer'...

Then I saw her face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buy_an_sel-l
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Where did the father store all his information?

In the Dada-base.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JPHarrison007
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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My 4 months old boy is already very sophisticated and artistic.

He loves dada.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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Where do you get all of your dad jokes?

From the dada-base. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainJeff
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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There was a recent study done on a baby's first words.

It had some interesting dada to go by.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deadbonbon
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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How many dads it takes to sing the pink panther theme?

Dad da dad ,dadad dadad dadad dadad dadaaaaad,da dada da dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ferkeshu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Google Just launched an application for infants and newborns, it's called


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πŸ‘€︎ u/Udjasen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Breastfeeding joke

Girlfriend is breastfeeding baby delatches to say hi to dada

Hey Banana want a milkshake?

shakes moms boobs

10/10 Best Dad Joke of my life.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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A mole family is leaving its burrow for the day...

Dada Mole pokes his nose out of the mole hole, sniffs the air, and licks his lips. β€œMmm, someone nearby is baking.” he says. β€œI smell butter.”

Mama Mole comes up next and sniffs the air. Her eyes light up. "Yes, someone is baking,” she says. β€œI smell sugar!”

Brother Mole is next. β€œMmm, maybe some chocolate!” he exclaims as he does a little dance.

Little Baby Mole is last. He sniffs the air, gags and nearly chokes as he says β€œAll I smell is molasses.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSS24
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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The National Institute of Father's database was hacked into last night and all their jokes were stolen...

...it was the worst dada breach in its history.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingJohnHenry
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2017
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2 Year Olds aren't very good with jokes...

My daughter crawls in the room and begins to bark, then says, "I'm a doggie!"

Yeah? Did you bring the Updawg?

"Uhmm... yeah."

No! You're supposed to say 'What's Updawg?'

"I dunno, Dada, whut's up witchoo?"

. . . I'll try it again in a couple of years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weezel365
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2014
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Was reverse dadjoked by my 2.5 year old son earlier...

Son: Dada, I want sumfin' to eat. Me: Oh are you hungry? Son: No Dada, I Malcolm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uncleted626
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2015
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Wife got my son good

My son is learning about body parts:

Son: Dada you have a mouth

Me: Yes, son

Son: and Mama you have mouth?

Wife: Yes

Son: and this book have a mouth?

Wife: No. But it does have a spine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ps374
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2017
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This one always makes her laugh

Her: "Dada, can you put my shoes on please?"
Me: "Ugh, I've told you a thousand times..."
grab shoes and start trying to jam my feet in them
Me: "They... don't... fit... me!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/isspecialist
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2013
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A future dad in the making (x-post from /r/funny)

From the original post title:

> My 3 year old made me run up the stairs after yelling, "Dada! There's a sea of water on the counter!"

I see what you did there, kid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrenchieSmalls
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2015
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My dad cracked himself up pretty good with this one

My dad and I talking about some statistic

Me- "You need to just look at the data."

Dad-"Day-tuh." (correcting my pronunciation which he does any chance he can get)


Dad-"No, I'm dada."

Groans shared by his girlfriend and I while he cracks up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodofmy_blood
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2014
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My Daughter's Dad Joke

My daughter (who's 8) is already working on her Dad jokes. Just got this text:

> Dada! In Star Wars C3-PO was caught red handed! > > C3PO's hand was red! > > Anddddd I bet that he was caught by the empire red handed and got his red hand!

Never been prouder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Psifertex
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2016
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What did the statisticians son call him?


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πŸ‘€︎ u/something_secret
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2013
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How do you know so many dad jokes?

I have a dad-a-base.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Postal291
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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