Oh no, my (P + L)(A + N) has been FOILed!
It's really taxing my nerves.
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Kids: aww again?
Dad: yeah, I always like taking a trip down memory lane.
Grand Pa: What does Mr. Potato Head and Cuba have in common?
Me:expecting the worstWhat's that.....
Grand Pa: They both have a dictator.
He HEARD an AMBER alert!!
I went to french immersion school when I was younger. One of my dad's favourite things to do was to ask me and my brother what "je ne sais pas" means. We would then say "I don't know". My dad would then proceed to complain "Why am I sending you to this school if you don't even know what "je ne sais pas" means?"
Her: the snow is really high here
Me: you should see if they can hook you up with their dealer
I think i did it right cuz she thought i sent the text to the wrong person
I told my wife I had heard bad things about that place. We should avoid it.
She asked, "Bad things? Like what?"
I responded, "The place supposedly stinks to high heavens!"
She was confused. "It stinks?"
I said, "Yes! They say it smells like Derry air!"
....
Me:
hey what are you up to
Dad:
5' 11". How bout u?
I just foiled your plan
