Male Parent Puns

"They become brain-dad!"

Not much has changed though, he’s still a ginger-bred man.

In a room together with my sister and parents after not having seem them for a long time. Sister places her fingers a little under my ear (male) and is explaining to my mom what she has been learning in med school, "This the mandibular angle...".

My dad, also a doctor, then places his fingers on the same place on my sister's face and says, "and this is the womandibular angle". Cue hysterical laughter and me and my dad high fiving each other.

My parents were getting the female members of the family boxes of herbs. Mum asked what we should give the male members of the family.

Dad's response: 'Hisbs'.

Daughter (9) reading book "Am I normal", chapter - "What do you call your male parent?"

Me: So, what do you call me?

Daughter: Father?

Me (walking a little distance way): What do you call me?

Daughter (Shouting a little louder): Father?

(Repeat a few times until Mom says "Enough you guys")

She actually calls me Dad, but that would have ruined the joke.

I was talking to my dad about being a male stripper for Halloween and he really didn't want me to, so he asked me how would my girlfriends parents feel if they saw me shirtless and in jorts. I asked him if he had any better ideas to which he responded "can't you just color your eyes black and write a giant P on your shirt and go as a black eye pee".

So I told him, "Happy anni-purse-sury!"

Disclaimer: Not a parent or male.