My little brother's pun brought me to tears
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvTheSmev
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For my birthday my brother bought me an elephant for my room.

I said "Thanks." He said "Don't mention it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
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My brother said he didn’t like cat puns.

I asked why and he said, β€œThey freak meowt.”

After a moment of me staring at him, he said, β€œSeriously, I’m not kitten.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpicWinterWolf
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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Bruce Lee had a vegan brother

Broco Lee

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My brother can't stand people with missing toes

He's lactose intolerant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chibong04
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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My brother asked me why they're called dogwoods

I told him it's because they have ruff bark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FroggyDontJump
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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Thought of this while I was teaching my little brother about the wonderful world of colors
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Global_Warming_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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A century ago, two brothers insisted that it was possible to fly ...

... and as you can see, they were Wright

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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A lot of people say the me and my older brother look alike

I agree because I have his jeans

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Why didn't the Grandmaster in Ragnarok know who Thor's brother was?

Was the information being kept low-key?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LOLSteelBullet
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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My little brother just came up with this: Why was the fully loaded hot dog cold?

Because it was a chili dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joncottrell
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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My friend said that he eats more than his brother.

I was more concerned by the fact that he eats his brother.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank...

Was a monster!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpankMeDaddy22
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05
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What kind of music does Mufasa’s brother like?

Ska.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yojimbo67
πŸ“…︎ May 29
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Did You Know That Dr. John Dolittle has a vegan brother named Jack?

He can make beans talk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/True-Ad-2455
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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My brother and I are working on a tight deadline in making Dracula action figures.

I have to make every second Count.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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George Clooney has a twin brother. Do you know what his name is?

George Cloney.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xoriatis71
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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I gave my brother a hot dog for Christmas.

...I always knew that he would relish his gift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anonymouspapayaz
πŸ“…︎ May 01
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A conversation between my brother and dad

(Context: we are deciding what shirts to wear for family pictures)

Brother: I have a blue dress shirt, but it’s a little over the top

Dad: Don’t all shirts go over the top?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/groovymydudes
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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My brother had to quit his job as a weightlifter because he wasn't strong enough.

He handed in his too weak notice yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karma-Effect
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My brother was pissed when he saw I mated his wife

He bet $100 I would lose that chess match.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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My eldest wanted to know why I wouldn't lend him any of my tools, but I let his younger brother, the prodigal son, borrow whatever equipment he wants.

Simple, I said, the prodigal son returns...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PTAwesome
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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My brother used to go with a undercover cop called Ivy.

She turned out to be a plant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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I was painting my room with my brother....

....when I realised. He's not a very good brush.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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My brother opens a box of cereals before finishing another, wasting them. Lets just say...

he’s a cereal killer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/___Anti___
πŸ“…︎ May 12
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Just remembered a classic my brother-in-law dropped after my niece was born (A couple months ago)

My mother FaceTimed me so I could show her my sister and her baby

I went into my sister's room and said, "Hey mom wants to see you. Can you say a quick hello?"

Sister: Sure but just for a minute, I'm exhausted.

BIL, without dropping a beat: Hi exhausted, I'm a new dad!

Old but gold

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πŸ‘€︎ u/miserablefrosting
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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Apparently, the producers of The Flintstones were planning to make one final episode where Fred’s brother marries Barney’s brother.

It was cancelled because it was the 60s and Americans weren’t yet ready to have a gay old time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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I had an argument with my brother about how to get to the next floor in the mall because he refused to use the stairs or the elevator

My next thought was: "Well, that escalated quickly"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blueandgoldilocks
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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What would the Property Brothers show be called if they were alien skeletons?

E.T. Bone Home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/static612
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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I got into a fight with my brother on the way to church today because he was positive that Jesus was an Intel processor guy....

When anybody with half a brain clearly knows he has a Ryzen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yltercesksumnolE
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04
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My brother has been making amazing chicken on the grill for as long as I can remember.

I’d say he’s a seasoned pro.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anonymouspapayaz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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I told my brother ten jokes to make him laugh...

No pun in ten did.

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Over 100 years ago 2 brothers announced that they could fly.

Turns out, they were Wright.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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How many brothers do robots have?

None. They only have transistors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saltyLithium
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14
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For years, my brother wanted to be an archeologist...

... but ten years in, his career lies in ruins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quietconsigliere
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My mom has 3 kids. My brother was born a gas, my sister a liquid and I am a solid. Yesterday my mom looked upset so I asked her what was wrong. She said "I'm pregnant"

So I said "Okay, what's the matter?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Feerkat
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I don’t really publicize the fact that I’m Thor’s brother.

I keep it low-key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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My brother recently married some jello

Yeah, that wedding didn't set well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_ZEN0N_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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My brother broke his arm at the aquarium

We had to fetch a sturgeon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarbineCraig
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My brother sees me near our tent, putting his E-reader on a pile of sticks.

He yells: "What the hell are you doing, Some_Dumb_Dude?!"

I say: "What's with the tone? You have to use Kindle to make a fire, Right?

'Ba dum tss'

He just sighs. "I hate you."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Some_Dumb_Dude_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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Lots of people know about Harley Quinn but very few people have heard about her twin brother who was stillborn...

Manny Quinn

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Did you know Shakespeare had a brother who was a foot soldier in the military?

He would get so nervous before battle that he couldn't keep his hands from shaking. The say he wielded quite the shaky-spear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Mjolner_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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Who was Bruce Lee's vegan brother?

Broco Lee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/macuser06
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You all know Albert Einstein was a genius. But did you know his brother Frank

Was a monster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quantity_Weary
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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Today I learned that Bruce Lee had a vegan brother.

Brocco Lee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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Interesting fact, Bruce Lee has a vegan brother

Brocco Lee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spicoli0525
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