Have you heard about the ancient Egyptian ruler who asked for help in deciding which film to watch - Elf, Anchorman or Stepbrothers?

β€œWhat is your will, Pharaoh?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zorroroaster
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What do you want to be for halloween?

Dad: Hey (insert name), what do you want to be for halloween? Stepbrother: I don't know Dad: what about a vitamin, I saw a sign that said "Vitamin B1" Car ride home was only silence from then on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhaleSixx
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2017
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