One day, my stepfather ordered some fish tacos. I asked him what kind of fish goes in a fish taco.

He said, "Dead."

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👤︎ u/norrisrw
📅︎ Jul 30 2019
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What's another name to call a stepfather?

A faux pa

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👤︎ u/emitremmus27
📅︎ Feb 15 2019
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I would make a great stepfather - I love stairs
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👤︎ u/DecentPlastic
📅︎ Dec 12 2018
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I caught my stepfather in the act last week.

My stepfather and mother have been doing some remodeling in their first house to get it ready to put on the market, so they are fixing up some things, and I was giving them a hand. As we were working we had the radio playing.

My mother notices a light switch on the wall in the bedroom that isn't working quite right. She says, "Honey I think there's something wrong with the light switch."

To which my stepfather replies, "What's wrong with it?"

My mother says, "It's making a weird noise. I think it's humming. Why is the light switch humming?"

My stepfather says, "That's probably because it doesn't know the words."

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👤︎ u/Sennius
📅︎ Apr 08 2018
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Stepfather laid this one on me during My Strange Addiction.

Girl on the show is addicted to sniffing moth balls and he says:

"It must be hard for those moths to fly with balls that big."

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👤︎ u/Wise_Broseph
📅︎ Jan 23 2014
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good one from my stepfather

We have a dog that likes to chew on wood from our firewood pile. Today while the dog was chewing on the wood, my stepfather says "that's where she gets her bark from"

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👤︎ u/simciv
📅︎ Mar 08 2014
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My mom’s new husband makes staircases for a living

He is my stepfather

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👤︎ u/knittingmonster
📅︎ Aug 02 2019
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My wife was late for work and asked me to call her a cab...

I said "You're a cab", sent her stepfather into a laugh attack, and got the best "I'll kill you in your sleep"-Look I could've hoped for. And yes, I am a dad 3 times over.

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👤︎ u/Evilch33z
📅︎ Jan 28 2014
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Going to the store

So my wife just said we are running to target. Her stepfather said driving is easier than running.

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👤︎ u/Capncore
📅︎ Sep 21 2013
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