A list of puns related to "Stepfather"
He said, "Dead."
A faux pa
My stepfather and mother have been doing some remodeling in their first house to get it ready to put on the market, so they are fixing up some things, and I was giving them a hand. As we were working we had the radio playing.
My mother notices a light switch on the wall in the bedroom that isn't working quite right. She says, "Honey I think there's something wrong with the light switch."
To which my stepfather replies, "What's wrong with it?"
My mother says, "It's making a weird noise. I think it's humming. Why is the light switch humming?"
My stepfather says, "That's probably because it doesn't know the words."
Girl on the show is addicted to sniffing moth balls and he says:
"It must be hard for those moths to fly with balls that big."
We have a dog that likes to chew on wood from our firewood pile. Today while the dog was chewing on the wood, my stepfather says "that's where she gets her bark from"
He is my stepfather
I said "You're a cab", sent her stepfather into a laugh attack, and got the best "I'll kill you in your sleep"-Look I could've hoped for. And yes, I am a dad 3 times over.
So my wife just said we are running to target. Her stepfather said driving is easier than running.