I told my brother ten jokes to make him laugh...

No pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cubres
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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My brother had to quit his job as a weightlifter because he wasn't strong enough.

He handed in his too weak notice yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karma-Effect
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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My brother always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator.

I guess we are raised differently.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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What do you call the wife of an elephant’s mother’s brother?

Eleph-aunt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok_Ostrich2974
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Twin brothers just had a birthday

One turned twenty. The other turned twenty too.

(Trust me it works when you say it out loud)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Different_Ad953
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Did you know Aaron Burr had a brother who was always falling over?

His name was Tim.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanadianTrainFan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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My half brother is 6ft 3inches...

Just imagine if he was a full brother.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Know what the female equivalent of blood brothers are?

Blood blisters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/apolaine
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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My dad asked me to hand out invitations for my brothers surprise birthday party...

That's when I realised he was the favourite twin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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My brother was addicted to the Hokey Pokey...

But luckily he turned himself around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Descator
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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I hear that Legolas from the Lord of the Rings had an older brother, but he died before Legolas was born.

His name was Legofirst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NiteOwlNov
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What did Poseidon say to his brother?

Jesus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vodkafountain
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I asked my brother how his date went. He said he found out she was an anesthesiologist.

Talk about a snooze fest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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My brother lost his left arm and left leg in a terrible auto accident.

He is all right, now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/numberthu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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If my brother gets his legs amputated...

Does that make him my half brother?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boodahbellie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Just read an interesting fact - Bruce Lee had a vegan brother;

Broco Lee

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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If Mario’s brother died, would he contact him through a Luigi board?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kabukimansanjoe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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I just got a ps5 for my little brother.

Best trade I ever made

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Its-CJ
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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My brother just admitted that he broke my favourite lamp

I'm not sure I'll be able look at him in the same light ever again

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I read a story about twin brothers born with a single body and shared organs.

Age 6 they were separated in a successful 13hr surgery. Later in life they went to prison for armed robbery. They served 10yrs. Afterwards they wrote their book about being ex-con joined twins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshWithaQ
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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My brother went to jail. He didn't take it well. Started insulting and attacking everyone and threw his own feces on the walls.

I don't think we'll play Monopoly with him again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yankee9Niner
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Talking with my brother: β€œHey remember when we would see how far we could jump off the staircase?”

β€œThat just sounds like leaping off ledges with extra steps”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ovrlymm
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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I told my kids, "Did you know Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts and his name was…"

…Frank!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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My brother told me this one ;-;

My great uncle died the other night. He lost too much blood and the doctors couldn't find a donor because they didn't know his blood type. However, the whole time, my great uncle was cheering them on saying, "Be Positive!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notelonmusk__
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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My 8 year old brother made this one: How does the fish cross the road?

It wears flip FLOPS!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditSinn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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I never wanted to believe that my brother was stealing from his job as a road worker

but when I got home, all the signs were there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlashHash
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Last year I recorded a video with my brother

Now we have brovid-19

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aereau
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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My brother who works in a tannery has gone missing. We haven't seen hair nor hide of him.
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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What is the name of Satan's long lost brother?

Sacos and Sasin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magnusfeli
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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My brother dug a hole in the ground, filled it with water then designed a moving staircase that was powered by it.

That well escalated quickly!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Found out martial arts expert Bruce Lee had a vegan brother

His name was Broco Lee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sacrelidge
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we were as kids.

But I laugh more.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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Parents:Your brother wanna major in chemistry. Me: BrO
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πŸ‘€︎ u/soliivagant
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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What's was JosΓ©'s brother called?

HoseB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onlyuseful
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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My brother wants to try skydiving so I warned him that...

It has so many downfalls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just_arrived_here
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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My brother just had twins so I invited him to join the group.

He is now a Pa Pa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greystone_86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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My brother and I are on a tight deadline to make Dracula action figures.

I have to make every second Count.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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A real conversation between my brother and his wife + me

Brother: Babe, we need to eat all the pears, they’re going to go bad soon.

SIL: but I don’t like pears, you can eat the rest of them...

Brother: I don’t think I can eat the rest of them by myself though...

Me, from another part of the room: well you better pre-pear yourself!

*ugly laughs from the couch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/easolo23
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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Apparently, Neil deGrasse Tyson has a brother, who has a very successful grass-cutting business.

Yup. His name is Moe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/batnuna
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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My brother, who’s a cowboy, always sits on the stove when he visits us.

He says that it makes him feel more at home... on the range.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legendary-jake
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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My brother hated going to jail

He refused to eat or drink anything, spat on everyone and covered the walls with his own feces...

We never played monopoly again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cosh1990
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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My footless brother stepped all over a freshly hatched anthill

Guess you could say he's lack-toes in toddler ants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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I once convinced my younger brother to swallow a small flashlight

I got in so much trouble but it was worth it to see his little face light up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnigmaCA
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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My brother prefers to take the stairs but I prefer the escalator.

I guess we were raised differently.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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my brother in law was addicted to the hokey pokey. it took him a while but eventually he...

turned himself around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weendul
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Just read an interesting fact - Bruce Lee had a vegan brother.

Broco Lee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BattleRoyaIe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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