...when he asked me where I kept all my dad jokes, I told him that they were stored in my dadabase.…
....and not pop quiz.
More like POP quiz amiright fellas
It just feels like a maternity.
Thankfully the tests came back negative and they're not my kids after all
It's called, "who's loin is it anyway..."
It's called "Hoosier Daddy"
I guess that makes me a faux pa.
I said, "That's just what happens when you become a dad... all of these paternal in stinks just start coming out!"
I came home yesterday (Friday) and excitedly told my wife that my boss decided to offer paternity leave to all new dads at the law firm.
She reminded me that I'm self employed and the only employee of the firm, and that if I wanted to pay the rent next month, my ass better be back at work on Monday.
So I guess I'll be at work on Monday...
Dad jokes
They're Paternal
And not a paternity jest?
A paternity.
They will live for all paternity.
Was charged with resisting a rest !
Paternity of the pun goes to u/DexRCinHD on this thread.
My paternal progenitor dropped this bomb on me during a recent skype chat. Background: I am currently living in Australia and told him I ate a kangaroo burger.
"Do you know what it's called when they cook meat from the front of a kangaroo? A hot pocket!"
Is he not the most Dadish Dad?
My girlfriend and I went to an Egyptian festival over the weekend. It was actually surprisingly fun. The next day I'm having dinner with her family (mom, dad, two sisters), paternal grandparents aunt, uncle, and two cousins.
"Hey _emordnilaP, how was the Egyptian festival yesterday?" Her mom asked.
"Oh it was alright, except all the cool stuff happened way before anyone was really there, and the only thing left were poorly drawn pictures."
Like I said, no one laughed...except her dad. I was proud.
and not a pop quiz?
And in passing on the paternal torch, when he asked me where I kept all my dad jokes, I told him…they were stored in my dadabase.…
A paternity. (I am very, very proud of this one. I came up with it myself!)
