I said, "O.K.....I'll give it arrest.
I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place
So a colleague is leaving my work (transfusion medicine lab) to work as an information manager for the organ transplant service. I make cards and I’m trying to think up something punny to write on/in his card and I’ll paint a picture on the front for context. I was thinking like “bloody good luck” or “sorry you’re transplanting”... but less shitty!
Thanks in advance :)
Myself and a friend are making a mini action film on GTA V. When I edit it, I’m planning on involving some voiceover but I need a pun for the final kill on the rollercoaster. Any suggestions ?
I've exhausted all mine.
Brace yourselves...
Lettuce know if you have any
doing some last minute marketing, anyone can provide me medical related avengers/marvel pun? no matter how bad it is
But if Botswana compete with me, that's fine.
Hit me with some of the spiciest puns you’ve got.
My sister is a teacher at a private high school for kids with learning and behavior difficulties. She just texted me for help with a funny slogan about spreading cheer and kicking ass.
Basically, each student "adopted" a teacher and they're going to do some sort of obstacle course. They're Santa's helpers, and have hats, shirts, and swords. She just came up with this idea at the last minute and would like help thinking of a punny tagline.
Any ideas?
We have the obvious ones like, let's make like a tree and leaf and our group is always branching out, but we would love as many as you can come up with!
Thanks guys
I'm running an email distro list and have to include a pun every week related to Muay Thai. Can you guys help me with some suggestions? I'm really running out of steam after a couple of months on.
He's now asking that I call him the Halloween Pun King.
Owlways remember that Toucan play this game.
We need a team name for a Christmas fencing competition. The best name wins a prize, and should hopefully be funny.
I need some for a contest.
Sovereign about ten minutes, thankfully.
A phone company that a family member works for asked their employees to come up with a pun. She's having trouble, so I told her I'd post here for some help.
She needs a pun relating to something like phone, 4g, call, or anything like that.
Example: Phone thugs-n-harmony
Show me what you got r/puns!
So to clarify, a mole is a unit of measurement in chemistry. My chemistry class does this extra credit project every year where you make a diorama of a mole (animal), with some sort of pun. Examples: Mole-sama Bin Laden, Mole Digger, Deadmol3. Help me find a good idea?
What do you call it when you're drowned in chickpea dip?
Hummus-cide
How does a witch like her pasta?
Sorcery
I've got work experience at an vet eye specialist clinic, and I want to be thoroughly stacked up on bad puns. Any ideas fellow dads?
My girlfriend and I have a dog named Moose. My girlfriend’s father has been coming up with name-related puns recently and I’m being outdone. Reddit, please help. So far, he has come up with:
Moosical Moosident
All I have: Moosing persons
I must win this battle of puns.
That way, I can keep a low pro file.
Wooden tit
I have to make a slogan for safety week at a construction site I work at. Can you guys help?
Puns about math and thieves/burglars?
Things that we can say about food that sounds very sexual? Any ideas welcome!
I want to make a joke about a rich fruit, and so am need to choose a fruit best associated with wealth, riches having lots of money, etc..
Can any of you pun masters help me out?
A calcu-gator
Most of them are planted in the dirt tier
