Iraq at making Middle East related puns. No, I'm Syria-s!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/X9Falcon9X
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Need Theme Park related puns

Myself and a friend are making a mini action film on GTA V. When I edit it, I’m planning on involving some voiceover but I need a pun for the final kill on the rollercoaster. Any suggestions ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StickyWeeee9068
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Have you got any car related puns ?

I've exhausted all mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ace0612198
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Help, can someone help me make my elevator pitch more interesting, and can anyone think of a good Egyptian related pun to put as an opener?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScareOdin00608
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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I have an amazing dentristy related pun for you...

Brace yourselves...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ennis88
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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My brother and I are trying to come up with an extensive list of vegetable related puns

Lettuce know if you have any

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πŸ‘€︎ u/captainkrinking
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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I've never met this person IRL but every time I post a food picture, he adds a related pun and it always brightens my day.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BushyEyes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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[help] Christmas-related pun for spreading cheer and kicking ass.

My sister is a teacher at a private high school for kids with learning and behavior difficulties. She just texted me for help with a funny slogan about spreading cheer and kicking ass.

Basically, each student "adopted" a teacher and they're going to do some sort of obstacle course. They're Santa's helpers, and have hats, shirts, and swords. She just came up with this idea at the last minute and would like help thinking of a punny tagline.

Any ideas?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allthedoll
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2015
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Need help on Avengers and Medical related pun

doing some last minute marketing, anyone can provide me medical related avengers/marvel pun? no matter how bad it is

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jakka_Jakka
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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Humanlike machinery has been discovered in Africa. These machines make funny African related puns, which some humans feel threatened by.

But if Botswana compete with me, that's fine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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I think it’s thyme for some spice-related puns.

Hit me with some of the spiciest puns you’ve got.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AvoxMusic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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[Request] I need every skeleton/bone related pun you can think of for an upcoming D&D session...I want to really get under my players skin and give them a good ribbing!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwimmingNaked
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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A group I am in have named ourselves team tree and in the spirit of the name we wanted to use as many tree related puns as possible, please help us!

We have the obvious ones like, let's make like a tree and leaf and our group is always branching out, but we would love as many as you can come up with!

Thanks guys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neptune121
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2017
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Request - Fencing/Christmas Related Pun

We need a team name for a Christmas fencing competition. The best name wins a prize, and should hopefully be funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FakeSalsa
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2017
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My dad has been making Halloween related puns all morning

He's now asking that I call him the Halloween Pun King.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EasyTigrr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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Pun Request: Muay Thai/Martial Arts Related Puns

I'm running an email distro list and have to include a pun every week related to Muay Thai. Can you guys help me with some suggestions? I'm really running out of steam after a couple of months on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/muaythaipunsplz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2015
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Colbert is calling on America to cope with surplus cheese. Drops a slew of cheese related puns starting at [1:33](https://youtu.be/37-pPk0bJ-o?t=1m33s). youtube.com/watch?v=37-pP…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/davbrowdid
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2016
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When competing on a bird-related pun battle....

Owlways remember that Toucan play this game.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2016
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Does anyone know any good Bach related puns?

I need some for a contest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radziewicz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2014
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[Request] Mole-related puns

So to clarify, a mole is a unit of measurement in chemistry. My chemistry class does this extra credit project every year where you make a diorama of a mole (animal), with some sort of pun. Examples: Mole-sama Bin Laden, Mole Digger, Deadmol3. Help me find a good idea?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProbablySpiderman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2014
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One of the wittiest news related puns I've ever encountered. imgur.com/VeVSU4x
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucidThump
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2015
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A friend is getting surgery done on his nose, I need all of your nose and smell related puns!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swissabella
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2013
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Watching a terrible TV show about monarch-related puns.

Sovereign about ten minutes, thankfully.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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[Request] Need a good phone related pun!

A phone company that a family member works for asked their employees to come up with a pun. She's having trouble, so I told her I'd post here for some help.

She needs a pun relating to something like phone, 4g, call, or anything like that.

Example: Phone thugs-n-harmony

Show me what you got r/puns!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeafEnt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2014
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Request: Thanksgiving/turkey related puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sdb16
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2015
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Nice book-related pun here hans-christian-teet-phant…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Duke_of_Spazzer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2013
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Bored at work and made up food related puns

What do you call it when you're drowned in chickpea dip?

Hummus-cide

How does a witch like her pasta?

Sorcery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J-doubleyou
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2014
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'Eye' want to hear your best eye related puns

I've got work experience at an vet eye specialist clinic, and I want to be thoroughly stacked up on bad puns. Any ideas fellow dads?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lepreunicorn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2016
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xpost from /r/writingprompts: A poorly-disguised escaped dairy cow has worked at an ice cream parlor... but now her bovine related puns is slowly starting to give her away.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldenApple23
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2016
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What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?

A calcu-gator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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Any good food puns related to sex?

Things that we can say about food that sounds very sexual? Any ideas welcome!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/morcille
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Fruit pun related to wealth

I want to make a joke about a rich fruit, and so am need to choose a fruit best associated with wealth, riches having lots of money, etc..

Can any of you pun masters help me out?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kashasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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I can’t really think of any gardening related jokes recently

Most of them are planted in the dirt tier

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bright_Dude
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What do you call several gourds related to each other?

Pump kin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JumpinJaccFlash
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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(School related) I have 3 D’s...

I guess you can call me multi dimensional!

(I came up with this after a, not so good midterm...)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SubjectAlpha41
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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A pun related to these dire times..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/english_avocado
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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Anyone else noticing a recent influx of herb related jokes?

It is that thyme of year, I suppose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/entropolous
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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Can we not make any egg related dad jokes on this sub

They are uneggceptable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coffeemist90881
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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What Do You Call a Type of Medicine That You’re Related To?

Antacid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrGeekman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Did you know that Gimli is related to Chad Warden?

His cousin be Balin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DesertWolf45
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Before quarantine my father loved to tell jokes related to the context, he said police jokes to policemen, bar jokes in bars, dad jokes to other dads etc... And he misses it

Now it's only inside jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lorettooooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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I need a bunch of mole related puns for a chemistry project.

Mole day, like the science thing. But I need puns for the animal. I'm supposed to make something for a project.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prg13
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2014
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