How can you identify a group of math teachers?
They're the ones that look like alge-bros.
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I identify as a donkey...
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︎ Jan 29 2021
How does one identify as water?
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︎ Feb 02 2021
If I start to identify as an invisible man, does that make me a....
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︎ Feb 03 2021
I have this incredible talent where I can identify what's inside a wrapped present.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
What does Ironman Identify as?
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Do you know why I can identify with TV Guide?
I used to feel important but now i just have very poor circulation
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I'm bothered by lazy geologists who don't take the time to correctly identify rocks...
Sometimes they take this schist for granite.
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︎ Aug 08 2020
I sexually identify as Michael Jackson
My personal pronouns are He/Hee
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︎ Jul 10 2020
What gender does a quantum computer identify as?
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︎ Sep 07 2020
Why are birds so hard to identify?
Because they are always in da skyβs.
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︎ Aug 28 2020
Hens were often used in the Revolutionary War to identify colonists that were loyal to the Crown.
You never learned about chicken-catch-a-Tory?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
I have been diagnosed with special vision able to identify comic buffoonery and ridiculous humor...
...my optometrist just told me that I'm very farce-sighted.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
What do you call it when someone who identifies as the opposite gender does something
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︎ Aug 29 2020
I kicked my lad out because he told me he now identifies as a cow
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︎ Jul 21 2020
What is it called when you canβt identify a red bird?
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︎ Aug 14 2020
They say you can identify a tree by its bark, but this one has me stumped.
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︎ Jun 07 2019
After watching Star Wars, my friend on tumblr told me he identifies as The Force
I guess that makes him a ForceKin
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︎ Aug 01 2020
In case you were wondering, chocolate identifies as female.
Preferred pronouns are Her/she
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︎ Jan 29 2020
why can't you see the father of a person who identifies themself with a different gender than the one They're born with?
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︎ May 25 2020
How can you identify a dogwood tree?
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︎ Jun 03 2020
How do you identify the gender of an ant?
If it sinks, it's a girl ant If it floats, it's buoyant.
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︎ Dec 09 2019
I can always identify people who have a hard time counting to 10.
They are usually ahead of me in the express lane at the grocery store.
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︎ Apr 13 2018
Actually made me laugh gender fluid means you arent binary to one gender and transgender mean you do not identify as the gender assigned to you at birth
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︎ Dec 24 2019
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
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︎ Aug 09 2019
Iβve started growing herbs in my garden. To help identify them iβm growing them in alphabetical order. My neighbour asked me, how you find the time. I said, easy, itβs right here next to the sage.
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︎ Aug 15 2019
My son identifies as a crescent moon. Iβm worried, but my wife says itβs just a phase.
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︎ Jun 23 2018
I decided to self-identify as deodorant
Before you ask. Yes, Yes I am sure
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︎ Oct 23 2019
My father identifies as a woman, but he never told me about it
He wasn't being very trans parent.
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︎ Jun 30 2019
People who identify as hay can now get married.
They just have to find a bale bondsman.
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︎ Oct 24 2019
Someone stole my cutlery set, but we were unable to identify the thief
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︎ Aug 01 2019
I bet my friend I could identify any bird. He pointed to one and said, "What about that?"
I told him, "Yup,definitely a bird."
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︎ Aug 17 2019
I identify as a male goose
I guess that makes me transgander.
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︎ Oct 20 2019
I want to talk to you guys about how I would really like to identify as a type of writing font
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︎ Nov 16 2019
I identify as a measurement of speed...
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︎ Apr 14 2019
My Friend Told Me He Identifies As A Broadcasting Radio Station
I told him βYou canβt be Siriusβ
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︎ May 12 2019
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︎ Feb 03 2019
I sexually identify as a
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︎ Feb 06 2019
My daughter identifies as a small group of words standing together as a conceptual unit, typically forming a component of a clause.
Should I be worried or is it just a phrase?
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︎ Mar 15 2019
I sexually identify as the number 2
I guess you could say Iβm non-binary
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︎ Dec 24 2018
How do dogs identify each other?
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︎ May 16 2019
A man is walking in the woods. He sees three holes filled with water and something he couldn't identify. All could say was
Well, well, well, what do we have here?
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︎ Jun 19 2019
I sexually identify as Michael Jackson
My preferred pronouns are He/Hee
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︎ Feb 28 2020
My son identifies as a crescent moon.
Iβm worried, but my wife says itβs just a phase.
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︎ Dec 13 2019
I have this weird talent where I can identify whatβs inside a wrapped present.
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︎ Dec 19 2018
I now identify as a can of deodorant
And before you ask...
Yes, I'm Sure
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︎ Oct 04 2019
I sexually identify as Michael Jackson.
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︎ Oct 06 2019
I have this weird talent where I can identify whatβs inside a wrapped present.
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