A list of puns related to "Identification"
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
I said "That's gneiss."
(True story)
wee paws for station identification.
My response: βA rectangular metal instrument affixed to the rear of your car, paid for by you, but issued by the State as a means of taxation, identification, and regulatory control.β
I was volunteering at a tree-identification event at a local park with about 15 people from work when I chimed in on the following exchange.
Leader: Alright, we've identified a couple of types of maplewood. Can anyone tell me what kind of tree THIS is? (points to a tree)
Someone: is it... it's a Dogwood?
Leader: Very good! Can anyone tell us how we know that it's a Dogwood?
Me: Because of its... bark.
Everyone: groans into laughter
I took a bow (or bough).
I wasn't too confident in my tree identification skills, but my instructor said "Oak, aye.". My syrup sure did taste funny though.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Wee paws for station identification.
Wee paws for station identification.
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