COMMENCE EMERGENCY TOOL IDENTIFICATION PROTOCOL!

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordJimsicle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2017
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My daughter just told me she passed her exam on rock identification.

I said "That's gneiss."

(True story)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/citizencool
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2017
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I got my radio job because of my small hands.

wee paws for station identification.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IranRPCV
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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My son’s text: β€œWhat is my car’s license plate?”

My response: β€œA rectangular metal instrument affixed to the rear of your car, paid for by you, but issued by the State as a means of taxation, identification, and regulatory control.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DRH7660
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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Tree joke

I was volunteering at a tree-identification event at a local park with about 15 people from work when I chimed in on the following exchange.

Leader: Alright, we've identified a couple of types of maplewood. Can anyone tell me what kind of tree THIS is? (points to a tree)

Someone: is it... it's a Dogwood?

Leader: Very good! Can anyone tell us how we know that it's a Dogwood?

Me: Because of its... bark.

Everyone: groans into laughter

I took a bow (or bough).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lucifurnace
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2016
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During a trip to Canada, I participated in a maple syrup collecting workshop

I wasn't too confident in my tree identification skills, but my instructor said "Oak, aye.". My syrup sure did taste funny though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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COMMENCING EMERGENCY TOOL IDENTIFICATION PROTOCOL

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordJimsicle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2017
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Why do television station announcers have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twowhlr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Why is it helpful for radio announcers to have small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IranRPCV
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2017
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