[Request] Wooden sign / interior design puns
I just can't seem to think of any good ones :-(. Best I got is:
Knot on wood
I designed a pencil with erasers at both ends.
Apple is designing a new car.
But they’re having trouble installing windows.
When graphic designers die...
...they go to Hellvetica.
My buddy Neil decided to get into a new kind of business designing keyholes for small houses
So we gave him the nickname shack keyhole Neil
What do you call a table whose design can be changed at anytime?
I have designed a way to combine cell phone and moving stair technologies. Want to know what it’s called?
I had to pull of the road to post this cause I’ve been laughing at myself for the last 5 miles.
An architect designed a bridge but he made a massive mistake.
What do designer jeans and cheap hotels have in common?
I think the best web designers in the world might be
Did you know that auditoriums are designed to have sound bounce around to the audience?
This doesn’t happen with pigeons, though. This is because a coo sticks
I just had a new wash basin delivered to our house for our guest bathroom, but my wife decided that she hates the design so much she won't even let me bring it in off the porch. It has been sitting by our front door for a week, A ENTIRE WEEK.
SpaceX's rocket was designed to be as wide as it could be and still be transported on the roads.
So when the boss wanted to make it larger, they had to elongate it.
What kind of flooring does the snake-loving architect design all of his homes with?
How do Jamaicans design their graphics?
Did you hear about the fashionable scientist who can design your baby to your specifications?
They are always bragging about their designer jeans
What did Velveeta call their new line of designer brand cheese?
I asked my friend "Bro, can you help me designing this pamphlet?"
I was talking to an interior designer recently, who had just designed Adeles gaming room
She said “Adele was a good person to work for, but we had problems with her computer desk. I put it on one side of the room, and Adele got pretty angry.”
She said Adele replied “No! I want to play Halo from the other side”
My brother dug a hole in the ground, filled it with water then designed a moving staircase that was powered by it.
That well escalated quickly!
Upon seeing a gorgeous girl at the party, I knew I had to meet her. So I approached and told her about a special-purpose ship designed to move and navigate through frozen waters, and provide safe waterways for other boats and ships.
I've used it before and it works. It's the perfect icebreaker.
There was an inventor in the late 1800s who despised bells, he designed a device that would eliminate every bell in the world.
He was later awarded the Nobel prize
“There’s Bean an Accident” — Tee Shirt I Designed
After many years of designing, the government has released a new type of currency made out of herbs.
They spent a lot of thyme on it, but now it's mint.
Auditoriums are specially designed so that sound will bounce around the walls and ceiling in order to be projected to the audience. However, if you place a pigeon on the stage, the coo of said pigeon will not bounce.
This is because of a-coo-sticks.
From my 8 year old, on his path to becoming a great dad: "What did the designers of Darth Vader's costume model it on?"
I recently watched the film Dunkirk on Netflix
I was really disappointed when I found out it wasn't a William Shatner biopic.
Did you hear about the architect who only designed chimney-less homes?
In my graphic design course, we all had to make typefaces inspired by our favorite US cities, and present them in class.
We all knew that at some point, we’d have to discuss the LA font in the room.
My wife told me to take the spider out
I took him out, and he was a nice guy. Turns out he’s a web designer!
Once upon a time in the jungle...
Once upon a time there were numerous tribes in a jungle. Each tribe struggled to survive, and over time and as skills evolved, tribes began to trade goods with each other. One tribe learned the skills of architecture, and traded designs for safe grass houses with neighboring tribes for other necessities, such as food. Over time, the tribe grew quite rich, and without the need for goods the chief of the tribe demanded payment in the form of a tribute, an ornate throne. Over time the number of thrones the chief owned grew more and more numerous, so he had a great multi-story grass house built to store all of his thrones. One day, the weight of the thrones became so much the house collapsed, killing the chief. The moral of the story is… wait for it…
He who lives in grass houses shouldn’t stow thrones.
3 engineers were arguing about who designed the human body
1: it has to be a CompSci engineer, judging by the brain’s complexity
2: you’re wrong, it was a Mechanics engineer, look at the muscle and skeleton systems working as one
3: you’re both wrong, it was an Urban Planner, otherwise waste and entertainment areas wouldn’t be adjacent.
I hated my System Analysis and Design clasess,
The villain from 101 Dalmatians made her money from designer chicken houses
An architect friend of mine keeps going on and on and on about how he has designed the greatest skyscraper of all time.
But I think he's built it up too much.
I designed a crash proof jet plane, its made completely out of rubber.
Whats a French lingerie designer's favourite animal?
Why was the calendar designer fired from the calender factory?
He tried to take a month off
Costume Designers Literally Only Want One Thing...