[Request] Wooden sign / interior design puns

I just can't seem to think of any good ones :-(. Best I got is:

Sign Waves

Sign(2Ply)

Knot on wood

Ideas?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chris_Hemsworth
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2018
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I designed a pencil with erasers at both ends.

It was pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Apple is designing a new car.

But they’re having trouble installing windows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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When graphic designers die...

...they go to Hellvetica.

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My buddy Neil decided to get into a new kind of business designing keyholes for small houses

So we gave him the nickname shack keyhole Neil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Runningforbeer343
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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What do you call a table whose design can be changed at anytime?

Editable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KaleBennett
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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I have designed a way to combine cell phone and moving stair technologies. Want to know what it’s called?

Tellulater.

I had to pull of the road to post this cause I’ve been laughing at myself for the last 5 miles.

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An architect designed a bridge but he made a massive mistake.

He couldn’t get over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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What do designer jeans and cheap hotels have in common?

No ballroom .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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I think the best web designers in the world might be

Spiders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nik_5252
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Did you know that auditoriums are designed to have sound bounce around to the audience?

This doesn’t happen with pigeons, though. This is because a coo sticks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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I just had a new wash basin delivered to our house for our guest bathroom, but my wife decided that she hates the design so much she won't even let me bring it in off the porch. It has been sitting by our front door for a week, A ENTIRE WEEK.

Let that sink in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobotPreacher
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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SpaceX's rocket was designed to be as wide as it could be and still be transported on the roads.

So when the boss wanted to make it larger, they had to elongate it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/15_Redstones
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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What kind of flooring does the snake-loving architect design all of his homes with?

Reptile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beemoh808
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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How do Jamaicans design their graphics?

With a Rasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anafuckboi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Did you hear about the fashionable scientist who can design your baby to your specifications?

They are always bragging about their designer jeans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/commrademcmasters
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What did Velveeta call their new line of designer brand cheese?

GooCheese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whiskeydoc501
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Web designer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jetpackguy221
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Design
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dansydemansy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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I asked my friend "Bro, can you help me designing this pamphlet?"

He said "Brochure"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vinotm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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I was talking to an interior designer recently, who had just designed Adeles gaming room

She said β€œAdele was a good person to work for, but we had problems with her computer desk. I put it on one side of the room, and Adele got pretty angry.”

She said Adele replied β€œNo! I want to play Halo from the other side”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Folically-endowed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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My brother dug a hole in the ground, filled it with water then designed a moving staircase that was powered by it.

That well escalated quickly!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Upon seeing a gorgeous girl at the party, I knew I had to meet her. So I approached and told her about a special-purpose ship designed to move and navigate through frozen waters, and provide safe waterways for other boats and ships.

I've used it before and it works. It's the perfect icebreaker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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There was an inventor in the late 1800s who despised bells, he designed a device that would eliminate every bell in the world.

He was later awarded the Nobel prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/max69well
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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β€œThere’s Bean an Accident” β€” Tee Shirt I Designed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/magicswitchboard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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After many years of designing, the government has released a new type of currency made out of herbs.

They spent a lot of thyme on it, but now it's mint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Auditoriums are specially designed so that sound will bounce around the walls and ceiling in order to be projected to the audience. However, if you place a pigeon on the stage, the coo of said pigeon will not bounce.

This is because of a-coo-sticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nebulas-Entity
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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From my 8 year old, on his path to becoming a great dad: "What did the designers of Darth Vader's costume model it on?"

Mannequin Skywalker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slavejamhour
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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I recently watched the film Dunkirk on Netflix

I was really disappointed when I found out it wasn't a William Shatner biopic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EastlyGod1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Did you hear about the architect who only designed chimney-less homes?

He was Claus-trophobic πŸŽ…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xero19
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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In my graphic design course, we all had to make typefaces inspired by our favorite US cities, and present them in class.

We all knew that at some point, we’d have to discuss the LA font in the room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HuecoTanks
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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My wife told me to take the spider out

I took him out, and he was a nice guy. Turns out he’s a web designer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/takuache_beaner
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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Once upon a time in the jungle...

Once upon a time there were numerous tribes in a jungle. Each tribe struggled to survive, and over time and as skills evolved, tribes began to trade goods with each other. One tribe learned the skills of architecture, and traded designs for safe grass houses with neighboring tribes for other necessities, such as food. Over time, the tribe grew quite rich, and without the need for goods the chief of the tribe demanded payment in the form of a tribute, an ornate throne. Over time the number of thrones the chief owned grew more and more numerous, so he had a great multi-story grass house built to store all of his thrones. One day, the weight of the thrones became so much the house collapsed, killing the chief. The moral of the story is… wait for it…

He who lives in grass houses shouldn’t stow thrones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pirate-Frog
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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That is a bike I want!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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3 engineers were arguing about who designed the human body

1: it has to be a CompSci engineer, judging by the brain’s complexity

2: you’re wrong, it was a Mechanics engineer, look at the muscle and skeleton systems working as one

3: you’re both wrong, it was an Urban Planner, otherwise waste and entertainment areas wouldn’t be adjacent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AstharothaZe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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I hated my System Analysis and Design clasess,

They are SAD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GunnerVee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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The villain from 101 Dalmatians made her money from designer chicken houses

Coop Deville

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An architect friend of mine keeps going on and on and on about how he has designed the greatest skyscraper of all time.

But I think he's built it up too much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EastlyGod1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I designed a crash proof jet plane, its made completely out of rubber.

I call it the Boing 747

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Whats a French lingerie designer's favourite animal?

Why, zebra, of course!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ht-18
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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He is an excellent web designer v.redd.it/pym796lltby31
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πŸ‘€︎ u/itaielidan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Why was the calendar designer fired from the calender factory?

He tried to take a month off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Holding_McGroin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Costume Designers Literally Only Want One Thing...

...And It's Disguising.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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