We recently discovered mice in our pantry. Everyone’s advice? Get a cat. Apparently they are stone cold killers.
We made some calls and learned from our vet that they had two cats that need to be rehomed. I agreed to take them sight unseen. I think it’s a boy and girl but I don’t actually know. We pick them up next week.
We want to instill the right spirit into our mercenaries by naming them after famous murderers, but want to lighten the mood with puns.
So far we have come up with Jeffrey Paw-er but we are certain our Reddit friends can do better. We need male and female options. I understand one cat is black and the other is a brown mix.
We need help coming up with names, anyone up for the challenge??
She liked my suggestion of calling the girl Denise, but had second thoughts when I suggested calling the boy Danephew.
Because Karma’s bitch
My dad used to tell me this one growing up:
>Native American child is with his father. He looks up at him and says "Dad, how did you figure out what to name us when we were born?"
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>The dad responds "Son, it's easy: I just looked around nature and what I saw is what I named you. Your sister, Flying-Eagle, for instance, was born while an eagle flew overhead. Your brother was named Roaming-Buffalo for a similar reason. Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Fucking?"
I named mine Gatherer
I mean, how cool is that?
The winning submission was Baby McBabyFace.
what do we got reddit?
Told my girlfriend I had some ideas for names for our future kids.
First was Penelope for a girl, because I always liked the nickname Penny. Girlfriend thought it was cute and agreed.
Next was Dimitri because it's not too common and sounds artsy. Girlfriend was not much of a fan, but agreed it would sound good with our last name.
Last was Nicholas Levar for a son's name. Named after Santa Claus and Star Trek's Geordi La Forge. I love Christmas and my girlfriend loves Star Trek. Girlfriend shot it down.
At this point I said, "But the nicknames are good! Penny, Dime, and Nick L. We would have 16 cents to our name! It makes cents to me!"
Not sure if she wants to have kids with me now.
EDIT: To the guys saying Dime isn't a nickname for Dimitri, they're MY imaginary kids, I'll call them what I damn want.
But you know what they say, old habits pulp fiction.
You'd be truly passing down your genes.
Yesterday he scaled Mount Everest.
"No, but I had grate expectations."
Hi pun-masters!
I will share my life with a cat, starting Saturday! It’s a grey\white Maine coon male.
The thing is that I love puns, and when I saw the cat called « Sean Coonery », I thought it was adorable!
I’m not that good in finding right puns, and I was wondering if people wouldn’t mind helping me a little!
I live in Montreal, so it can be either English or French!
Thanks in advance!
That's right, it's the holiest of cheeses.
You have to go through all the hassle of changing it to Kilometers if you leave the US.
He was given a constellation prize
I could've been sending Dick pics all the time.
Hello! I'm hoping to find some good pun suggestions on naming a Hummus restaurant! Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated!
One I found that I like is "Hummus where the heart is"
"sounds like a prime choice," I replied.
"Heck, that baby could grow up to be a girl on fire," I continued.
"Please stop," my wife said.
We haven't told anyone the name of our unborn child yet. We were at a family dinner and my Dad said, "well, Whatever you pick, I'm sure you'll choose wisely." I looked at my wife... "what do you think about 'Wisely'?"
Because, everyone know Miss Sara E loves company.
A-wreath-a Franklin. The Queen of front door decor. My wife rolled her eyes and the kids didn't get it. I just laughed.
I’m going to name my child Ken so when he gets to the age where he starts asking questions like “do you know how to…” I can say, with a smirk on my face, “Ha do Ken”
So now when people ask to see my new vehicle, I can tell them about my S10 Martin.
Son: Dad how did I get my name? Chief: Well, we name everyone by things we see when they're born, when your sister came into the world we were by a brook so we named her Running Brook, when your brother was born we saw a bear so we named him Running Bear Son: Oh, I get it, Two Dogs Fucking!
He could barely get it out and tells me it weekly, still cackling the whole way through
