Rename Puns

A list of puns related to "Rename"

I tried to rename a twig

It wouldn't stick

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👤︎ u/CarguyF1
📅︎ Mar 12 2021
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In my will, I’ve made it clear that I’m leaving my ranch and all the beef cattle on it to my male children. They will just have to rename the ranch ‘Focus’...

That’s the place where the sons raise meat.

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👤︎ u/astrosmash77
📅︎ Mar 23 2021
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The first company to rename their dinner rolls "gravy mops" is really going to clean up.
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👤︎ u/OtakuShogun
📅︎ Dec 26 2020
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They should rename national anthems to...

...Country music.

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👤︎ u/Anxious_Gay99
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
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Rename share to spreddit, delete to shreddit and Karma to creddit

Hope we can make this happen! Also I don't know where else to post this

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👤︎ u/MadaraUchiha1423
📅︎ Jun 08 2020
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We could rename Generation Z "QuaranTeens."
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👤︎ u/HairBrainedProjects
📅︎ Apr 02 2020
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When I first heard the proposal to rename Oklahoma City after Ohio, I was confused as to why anyone would want that. But after hearing someone explain the logic behind it, I thought to myself:

OH, OK

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👤︎ u/loosecashews
📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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Petition to rename the /r/insaneparents subreddit

To /r/kincancer

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👤︎ u/Sam-Porter-Bridges
📅︎ Jun 15 2020
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My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
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👤︎ u/420_esketit
📅︎ Jul 30 2019
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Can we please rename wet dreams to Nut-mares?
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👤︎ u/dgdgdgdgcooh
📅︎ Jun 01 2018
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I hear that Audi is going to rename their pickups for the US market by calling it the Audi Pardner.
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👤︎ u/Chrisatlake
📅︎ Oct 07 2019
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They should rename Ambien to Pmbien
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👤︎ u/mapguy
📅︎ Sep 12 2019
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They should rename necrophilia to intercorpse
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👤︎ u/hitlerkilledhiskilla
📅︎ Apr 03 2019
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What did Trump rename the title of "Illegal Alien" to?

Trespacito

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👤︎ u/xIamMothManx
📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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Amazon should rename the Kindle the In-Audible.
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👤︎ u/resmungomandinga
📅︎ Jun 30 2019
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How could you rename Musk's Roadster once it enters a planetary atmosphere?

Tesla-steroid

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👤︎ u/geekcommunicant
📅︎ Jul 08 2019
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If im ever sent to jail im going to rename myself Mitochondria

This is to let people know I'm the powerhouse of the cell

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👤︎ u/DaraghJohn
📅︎ Apr 25 2018
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If we ever start colonizing other planets, I propose that we rename the Internet to the PlaNet.
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👤︎ u/AndroidScript
📅︎ Dec 19 2017
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Rename Hurricane Florence to "cowboys"

It won't touchdown

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👤︎ u/brendenmefford
📅︎ Sep 12 2018
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I could make a lot of money if I tore the label off of a bag of M&Ms and rename them "purified trail mix"
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👤︎ u/Second_Hand_Sandwich
📅︎ Mar 01 2019
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They really should rename hot dogs to hot wolves

They always come in packs

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👤︎ u/swearing-pants
📅︎ Aug 25 2018
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Do you know what they should rename a mugshot?

Your cellfie

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👤︎ u/canadiain
📅︎ May 28 2017
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I’m going to rename my tears “Pixar shorts” because it’s the only time I cry.
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👤︎ u/beardwithablog
📅︎ Jun 15 2018
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Dell should rename their 'learn more about our products' as delve.
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👤︎ u/cuntinyouus
📅︎ Apr 07 2016
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The Prime Minister of Japan is meeting with the US President today and Trump told him that if he would spend the night, he'd rename the guest room after him.

The Shinzo Abe Lincoln Bedroom.

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👤︎ u/hew3
📅︎ Feb 10 2017
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They should rename the border between Denmark and Germany.

The DAN-GERzone.

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👤︎ u/truddilutten
📅︎ Apr 07 2014
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They had to rename the Oval Office after the Monica Lewinsky incident

It's now called the Oral Office.

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👤︎ u/PCHardware101
📅︎ Feb 27 2017
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Samsung should rename the Note 7

Samsung should rename the Note 7 to Note 5r.

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👤︎ u/AloyBou
📅︎ Sep 08 2016
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Rename our city

Preface: We live in a city called Red Deer.

Wife: "It has been raining a lot for the past few weeks here."

Me: "Ya you're right. We should rename this city to Reindeer!"

Wife: smh

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👤︎ u/aamir64
📅︎ Jun 24 2015
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Why don't you rename yourself to W?

So there'll be 2 of u

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👤︎ u/Bezulba
📅︎ Apr 16 2016
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