The Emperor of Gorgasol refused to appoint his daughter as his heir.

Needless to say, she was not empressed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Miketar85
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Donald Trump appoints Elon Musk to advisory council.

He was a Musk have.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bozzy253
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2016
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What's the best time to schedule a dental appointment?

Tooth-Hurty (2:30)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UpdootDaSnootBoop
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04
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How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank ?

Just phone them up and say, "I can't cum. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15
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During my dental appointment, I found out that I had a lot of cavities

Turned out to be my dental dis-appointment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supra_elongata
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30
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My doctor asked me why I missed my appointment yesterday?

I said, "I was ill."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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A man in Yorkshire, England forgot about his appointment at the sperm bank.

When he finally arrived, the person at the desk told him, β€œEjaculate”

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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I told my wife I made an appointment for a vasectomy ...

But I've told her that before, though, so she said, "You better not be kidding me!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kyle1775
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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What time do you make a dentist appointment?

Tooth Hurty

(2:30)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EndlessDadJokes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05
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In the French Court of Louis XIV, going to the bathroom happened all over the place, but loud farting was really stigmatized. So people experiencing gas had to rush to a specifically appointed room called the...

Toot Suite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xrayhearing
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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What is the best way to cancel an appointment?

Ask for disappointment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sedulas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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Dad initiation joke... When my wife and son were discharged by the hospital after he was born, they said we have to get a pediatric appointment within the next few days. They said they usually fit new borns in.

I said, they absolutely have space- he’s only 20 inches and 6 lbs. [holding my hands up showing how small he is].

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ACSchnitzersport
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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I just went to my doctor's appointment.

The nurse asked "do you have an appointment?"

"Yes," I replied.

"Which doctor?"

"No, he's a regular doctor."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thkoog
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I just booked my dental appointment.

I’m scheduled to come in for tooth hurty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tonesemi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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What do you call someone that cancels your appointment?

A disappointment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MR_Chuan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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If you suffer from sneezing fits, DO NOT make an appointment with...

Dr. Pepper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unfussed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I need a dentist appointment.

Ok, How about 10 tomorrow?

No, I dont need that many.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amnzul
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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My anatomy class is currently covering the skeletal system and my professor is being unreasonable with the amount of material we need to know so I made an office hour appointment to speak with him.

You can bet your ass I have a bone to pick with him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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I changed Dentists after my appointment today.

The last one hurt my fillings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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I had an appointment with two physicians. They told me, β€œthe more pain you experience, the better you will feel.”

What a strange pair-a-docs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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When the optician messed up my appointment...

I didn't look at her the same way again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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It's amazing..to use the fridge at my work, you don't even need an appointment!

It's a Walk-In!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thoxis1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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My dad was telling me about his doctor’s appointment today. He needed to get some vaccines, but because of Covid he would have to go to the office and they would give them to him in his car.

He said he was going to be involved in a drive by shooting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoDragonWang
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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I made an appointment with my dealer for some pot brownies

It was an edible arrangement

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sunmorgus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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What did the sperm donor say when he had to cancel his appointment?

– I can’t come.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taroqi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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I have a dentist appointment.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Admiral_Wiggles31
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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Had an appointment canceled last minute, but I'm not angry

just disappointed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justryingtokeepup
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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I book all my dental appointments for 2:30...

So I can tell the receptionist that I've arrived... for my tooth hurty...

I'm so sorry..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VentilatedEgg
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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My wife said she has an appointment

I asked if she was going to the dentist orthodontist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfinitelyAbysmal
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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I literally have a dentist appointment at...

Toof hurty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Byrnie1985
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Why didn’t the man book an appointment with the doctor who said she only accepts patients with personal gifts?

He was asimptomatic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sinnoh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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I'm having second thoughts about my appointment to stay at a Native American hotel.

I'm having reservation reservation reservation. (BR)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaxxonn26
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Why is it so hard to make an appointment at the library?

They're always booked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuriousStyles13
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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I noticed my vision was getting blurry...

so I booked an appointment with the optometrist. She told me I needed glasses.

I kind of saw it coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/classyraven
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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I’m the only appointment my dentist has. But I cancelled it.

Now I’m just a disappointment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/archit14
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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A cable repairman was on our street today and asked what time it is.

I told him it's between 8am and 1pm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daudelin1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Hello Nurse, I have an appointment with doctor ...

Nurse - Which Doctor?

Me - No, just a regular medical one...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chanderjeet
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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I asked my dad β€œWhat time is my dentist appointment”

He said β€œTooth hurty”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iammedicated420
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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When is the best time to schedule your dentist appointment?

Tooth hurty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VentilatedEgg
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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I need a doctor’s appointment

Receptionist: Ok, how about 10 tomorrow?

Me: No, I don’t need that many

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cgg419
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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I have an appointment with the dentist at

Tooth hurty P.M.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_hipster-snakes_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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When is the best time for a dentist appointment?

Tooth hurty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robbergeron
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?

Just ring up and say you can't cum!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball5deeper
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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I have an appointment to go to the dentist

It's at tooth hurty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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What do you say when you cancel an appointment?

Disappointment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IshYume
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Dad: I need a Doctor’s appointment.

Receptionist: How about 10 tomorrow.
Dad: No, I don’t need that many

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DevilRyder
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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When is the best time to schedule a dentist appointment?

2:30

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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What time do dentists recommend as the best time to schedule an appointment?

2:30

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HiddenPictures
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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