I nominate Tim Vine as our patron saint. youtube.com/watch?v=00dFz…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ayedfy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2013
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If I was a smart but unscrupulous high school student, I would start a business doing other kids' homework for a nominal fee.

The name of the business? "Nerdy deeds, done dirt cheap"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talbottronious
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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/r/puns best of 2020 nomination thread!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Why did Democratic senators boycott the nomination of the new Supreme Court justice?

They just couldn’t Barrett.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BornOfAVegan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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People reprimanded me for telling dad jokes without having children,

I apologized, it was Faux pa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shiva8512
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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My wife said she should get an award for breast feeding the baby.

I said I’d nominate her for the SAG awards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RootbeerDreams
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Is my friend good enough for the big leagues (for puns)?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/misspygmy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Shoe Repair
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jethlog
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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It's that easy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VinceDC
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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How will he support his 3mm family?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohsureyoudo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Gravity
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KillSpyy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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The biggest red flag
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zachattack15782
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Have you heard about Honeyland, the Oscar-nominated documentary about Macedonian beekeepers?

It has great buzz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndyCircus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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Ok then
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yousef100987
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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I need a collection of these
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Wow just wow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oracle_3605
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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Found this on r/memes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AspiBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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Found on The Chef’s Circle Facebook page
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πŸ‘€︎ u/financiallyflutey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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What do you call it when Trump gets the majority of delegates and still loses the nomination from a contested convention?

Unpresidented.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vetokend
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2016
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Saw it on r/memes, felt like it belongs here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/beebeepsheep
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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honestly, Imagine.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Holiday_Volume
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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He can dish it out, but he can't take it πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mortilsola
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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blessed_tooth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadowDabber
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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I’m just going to keep these puns rolling
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Siges
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Ah, yes batteries
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VinceDC
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Gloria in Excel sheets Deo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnny2_yespapa
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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you just been catfished
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ftejadal
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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This restaurant's name
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Turbo_Future
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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He is an excellent web designer v.redd.it/pym796lltby31
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πŸ‘€︎ u/itaielidan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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This is going to bee great.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spiderzsolt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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I see what EU did there.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/schiller_27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Tolerate.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What did yoda say when he saw himself on a HD tv?

HDMI

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThanosPizzaCrust
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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Manslaughter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cfoster14
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Some say that a young mayor from the heartland can't win the Democratic presidential nomination. Others say it's possible.

Who's right? You Buttigieg.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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How long did it take?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Alpha01
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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Rotten tomatoes hitting us with puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sambalbali
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Watt are you talking about?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PopeShashcan49
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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This is pointless
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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Ha. Its got no eyes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dendeqtele
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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a wonderful wordplay
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ignisxicor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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B Positive
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Itskrueger
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Burn the living room.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sushal_Stha
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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Legolize it!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StandardStick
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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I was only a foot over the line
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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Pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/humu-_-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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... and ya really wanna show it....
πŸ‘︎ 40
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nkripper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Very punny sire
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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrukhsshah
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Celt Flute
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SandithRocks
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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