Election results

Looks like a lot of people in Georgia will be laughing their Ossoff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r0n0j0y
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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How about Trump puns before the election? youtube.com/watch?v=_j5S9…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/3s2ng
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Why there are less female voters in 2020 elections? Because of....

Male in ballots

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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I wrote to the Vice President to ask him to overturn the election results...

But that's just my own To Pence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danielaurence
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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I'm concerned about getting trumped in this election.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/horrorhoney
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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While people are talking about the presidential election, I don't talk immediately, because...

I'm Biden my time, until I can play my Trump card.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dawsonju
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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My election has lasted more than three days.

Do I need to see my doctor?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bogoboy99
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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The best part about being Russian, is getting to vote in American elections.

Which is nice, because we never get to vote in our own.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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This election is taking a while.

I guess the people in Nevada are really Biden their time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ursuscornu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Joe sure is patient when it comes to waiting for the results of the election

All I hear is Joe Biden his time till the results are finalized!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CalmingVisionary
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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The legalize cannabis party had a fair few stoners voting for it this past election, but not enough to gain power

That’s a lot of wasted votes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukeurmyson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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This 2020 Presidential election reminds me of the 2000 Election

But a lot less Gore-y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heybuddy313
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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I made up a joke so get ready to hate on me. Trump (I know it's topical).... Trump was nervous during the election and was asked "hey, do you want some spiced tea"?

He replied "Chai, nah".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joker-here
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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It occurs to me at this stage the election has become sexist.

All I see are male in ballots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NinjaRage83
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Why did it take Joe so long to win the election?

He was Biden his time

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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My cheap noble challenged the election results.

It was a discount viscount recount.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShiftyMcShift
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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When it comes to winning elections...

Either Biden your time or be Trumped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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How are the US people going to bid adieu to Trump after election?

Bye then

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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He might have lost this election but he will probably run again in 4 years...

He's just Biden his time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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The Senate majority leader refuses to acknowledge the election results.

He’s acting like a real Mitch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zkck0517
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I'm closely watching how this contested election affects the volatility of the stock markets.

I call it the "Al Gore Rhythm" method.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RickShaw530
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Why did the stripper show up at the Board of Elections?

She heard they were looking for poll workers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What's similar between strippers and those who operate election booths?

They're both poll workers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Useless-Chicken
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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It's important to lose closely at lawn signs during election campaigns....

Last time I cast my vote for a real estate agent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cumsock17
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Election Comic - TomMakesComics deviantart.com/tommakesco…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomMakesComics
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Why did the stool quit his election campaign?

He didn’t have any backing !

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Will this be what Americans say after the November election?

Trump me once, shame on you; Trump me twice, shame on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hilltopye
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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My family's favourite pun since the 2016 election.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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The election is happening in November and Trump will be bragging about the 30 foot wall he built on the Mexican border.

But he probably should have made it much longer than that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/intrepid604
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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What do you call it when it takes more than 24 hours to see any election results?

Electile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LiquidSnake13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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US election season meats the holiday season
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wargamer620
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Russia Hacking the Elections
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πŸ‘€︎ u/akolman4
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Why doesn't China have elections?

They get embarrassed talking about erections.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CropDustinAround
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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If Pete Buttigieg wins the election, he'll be the first person to move from the judicial branch to the executive.

(Booty Judge)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/powermad47
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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I can't believe the results of the Australian Election this year.

Bill really got the shorten of the stick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darthmonks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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I’m very optimistic about the upcoming U.S. elections. I feel as though the country will be able to move forward with a strong, clear vision.

It is 2020, after all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kttypo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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Snap election in the UK? That could mean that June is the end of May!

(Theresa May is UK prime minister)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TenNinetythree
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2017
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What do you call a guy hastily trying to influence U.S. elections?

Rushin’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jordy_fresh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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I hope I'm the first to say this about the next US presidential election. Last election left plenty of people mad, but we won't have any near sighted politicians next time, because whoever runs in 2020 will have a clear vision of the future.

Because 20/20 vision means you have perfectly good sight.

Pun on a pun: I wonder if RealClearPolitics.com will catch on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Diehardpuns
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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