I asked a conspiracy theorist if they knew who really won the election. They said…
Election results
Looks like a lot of people in Georgia will be laughing their Ossoff
Why there are less female voters in 2020 elections? Because of....
I'm concerned about getting trumped in this election.
I wrote to the Vice President to ask him to overturn the election results...
But that's just my own To Pence.
While people are talking about the presidential election, I don't talk immediately, because...
I'm Biden my time, until I can play my Trump card.
My election has lasted more than three days.
Do I need to see my doctor?
The best part about being Russian, is getting to vote in American elections.
Which is nice, because we never get to vote in our own.
This election is taking a while.
I guess the people in Nevada are really Biden their time.
Joe sure is patient when it comes to waiting for the results of the election
All I hear is Joe Biden his time till the results are finalized!
Trump accused the Democrats of rigging the election and breaking the law.
Joe replied “Never have I ever broken the law, I’ve always been a-Biden”
The legalize cannabis party had a fair few stoners voting for it this past election, but not enough to gain power
That’s a lot of wasted votes
This 2020 Presidential election reminds me of the 2000 Election
I made up a joke so get ready to hate on me. Trump (I know it's topical).... Trump was nervous during the election and was asked "hey, do you want some spiced tea"?
It occurs to me at this stage the election has become sexist.
All I see are male in ballots.
Why did it take Joe so long to win the election?
My cheap noble challenged the election results.
It was a discount viscount recount.
When it comes to winning elections...
Either Biden your time or be Trumped.
How are the US people going to bid adieu to Trump after election?
He might have lost this election but he will probably run again in 4 years...
I'm closely watching how this contested election affects the volatility of the stock markets.
I call it the "Al Gore Rhythm" method.
Why did the stripper show up at the Board of Elections?
She heard they were looking for poll workers.
It's important to lose closely at lawn signs during election campaigns....
Last time I cast my vote for a real estate agent.
What's similar between strippers and those who operate election booths?
They're both poll workers.
Why did the stool quit his election campaign?
He didn’t have any backing !
Will this be what Americans say after the November election?
Trump me once, shame on you; Trump me twice, shame on me.
My family's favourite pun since the 2016 election.
The election is happening in November and Trump will be bragging about the 30 foot wall he built on the Mexican border.
But he probably should have made it much longer than that.
What do you call it when it takes more than 24 hours to see any election results?
US election season meats the holiday season
Russia Hacking the Elections
Why doesn't China have elections?
They get embarrassed talking about erections.
I can't believe the results of the Australian Election this year.
Bill really got the shorten of the stick.
Snap election in the UK? That could mean that June is the end of May!
(Theresa May is UK prime minister)
I’m very optimistic about the upcoming U.S. elections. I feel as though the country will be able to move forward with a strong, clear vision.
What do you call a guy hastily trying to influence U.S. elections?
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