Presidential Puns

A list of puns related to "Presidential"

It's a Presidential Pun-a-Palooza!
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👤︎ u/CodehTheOneAndOnleh
📅︎ Aug 24 2017
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Presidential Pun

Where did George Washington keep his armies? In his sleevies haha

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👤︎ u/emonic2344
📅︎ Aug 16 2017
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What does a presidential candidate who cant get his votes up suffer from?

Electile dysfunction

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👤︎ u/portleycrue12
📅︎ Nov 04 2020
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While people are talking about the presidential election, I don't talk immediately, because...

I'm Biden my time, until I can play my Trump card.

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👤︎ u/dawsonju
📅︎ Sep 23 2020
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Joe Rogan hosting a presidential debate
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👤︎ u/WyattsQuietRiot
📅︎ Sep 14 2020
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Have you heard about the new Vice Presidential mathcore band?

They found great success using an Al Gore rhythm.

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👤︎ u/xFilters
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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This 2020 Presidential election reminds me of the 2000 Election

But a lot less Gore-y

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👤︎ u/heybuddy313
📅︎ Nov 08 2020
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Apparently, Kanye West has ended his Presidential campaign.

And just shortly after starting it too. But you know how the saying is: "Yeezy come Yeezy go".

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👤︎ u/NomadStar
📅︎ Jul 16 2020
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Coming up with dad jokes is all about Vice Presidential timing.

There is an Al Gore rhythm.

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👤︎ u/AnthropomorphizedTop
📅︎ Jun 07 2020
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What did Mike Bloomberg do after the speech on dropping out of the presidential race?

Mic drop

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👤︎ u/crazyjarvis
📅︎ Mar 04 2020
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O'Rourke thought he could keeping going in his presidential campaign.

But then he thought he Beto not.

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👤︎ u/REVDR
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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My gay Chinese friend just said he's excited for the presidential erections.
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👤︎ u/PeePeePooPoo__Man
📅︎ May 16 2019
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I hope I'm the first to say this about the next US presidential election. Last election left plenty of people mad, but we won't have any near sighted politicians next time, because whoever runs in 2020 will have a clear vision of the future.

Because 20/20 vision means you have perfectly good sight.

Pun on a pun: I wonder if RealClearPolitics.com will catch on.

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👤︎ u/Diehardpuns
📅︎ Feb 22 2019
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Some say that a young mayor from the heartland can't win the Democratic presidential nomination. Others say it's possible.

Who's right? You Buttigieg.

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👤︎ u/FlipflopsAreNotShoes
📅︎ Mar 31 2019
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If they do the presidential recount and overturn the decision...

That would really be an unpresidented event.

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👤︎ u/Modna
📅︎ Nov 26 2016
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My dad says he knows exactly who will win the presidential election..

The one with the most votes

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👤︎ u/BirdLadySadie
📅︎ Apr 16 2015
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Why is a computer scientist similar to a person who enjoys the music of a former democratic presidential candidate who really liked the environment?

They both enjoy Al Gore rhythms

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👤︎ u/Willthetortoise
📅︎ Mar 13 2017
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On his presidential candidacy...

Joe is just Biden his time before he announces he's running for president.

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👤︎ u/dodgeball224
📅︎ Sep 11 2015
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A dad joke of Presidential proportions youtube.com/watch?v=XvqbP…
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👤︎ u/hamiltonlives
📅︎ Nov 27 2013
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The Antarctic presidential election is underway...

...everyone is headed to the poles.

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👤︎ u/mulimulix
📅︎ Sep 25 2013
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How do I know the outcome of the next presidential election?

It's my 2020 vision.

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👤︎ u/tallpapab
📅︎ Jan 02 2019
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People keep asking my prediction of the next US presidential election.

I just don't know.

I don't have 2020 vision.

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👤︎ u/RyanHoar
📅︎ Sep 21 2018
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