Call it the retirement party
A Duplo mat
They're fighting for a just claws.
Did you guys know that the guy who was recently pepper sprayed by Portland's mayor is a big dairy heir?
It's called Pence-a-cola.
When questioned they just stated they were now Anti Fa.
They sometimes get elected.
It even has the alt right
It really is a riot.
the one of the president of the united states is definitely my trump card
No one should ever have unprotected sects.
I've seen too many of them get elected.
Is it an Ad Homonym attack?
Will public opinion sufficiently Schifft through these proceedings??
He finds them opposable.
But I can't remember where I leftist.
No one wants anything to do with my Russian ties.
lecture about US political culture
Prof: You guys like magic
Prof: Okay I need a volunteer
I raised my hand so he picked me
Prof: Okay pull out a dollar bill and point out the wings of the bald eagle
Prof: Okay I want you to fold the bill 3 times long ways then hand it to me
i fold it then hand it to him
Prof: You can still see the wings right? okay I am now going to fold it sideways into 3rds then I want you to hold out 3 fingers with your palm up
he places the folded bill onto my fingers with the center third flat on my hand
Prof: now say wing 3 times
Me: Wing wing wing
prof picks up the bill and holds it up to his ear
Prof: Hello?? This is Professor Frank, who is this?
The whole class couldn't stop laughing for like 10 minutes xD
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