In other words, it’s between Iraq and a hard place.
Well he was having Nunavut.
One day, a blind customer came in with his chihuahua and demanded a return. “What’s wrong with your CNI dog, sir?” Ron asked. He yelled, “This isn’t what I meant!”
She’s from imagination.
It was Aftcannonstan.
The leader donkey got shot and killed.
She thought the State of the Union speech was tearable.
My dad sent this over on text...
It was mostly a cultural exchange.
The king of a small African nation had an elegant golden throne in his large grass hut. When an old friend came to visit from another nation, he was worried that the man would discover he was a king and treat him differently. He searched frantically for a place to hide the throne, but to no avail. Finally, he decided to have it wedged up in the ceiling of his hut.
When his friend arrived, he went to the hut's opening to greet him. Just then, the ceiling started to give way, and the golden throne fell on the king and killed him.
The moral of the story is this: People who live in grass houses should not stow thrones.
Manufacturers are determined to find a band-aid solution.
Even in the summer, its still Chile outside.
Does this mean James Bond was involved in foreign affairs?
Please make 2020 the International Year of Ophthalmology.
Jenna Bush Hager interviews her dad (Bush 43) for an NBC special on the opening of his art exhibition at the Bush Presidential Library. About a minute in, he slips in a pretty good dad joke:
Jenna: Do these people know that you are painting them?
Bush: Sort of. There's no telling how these people are going to react. I think I told Tony [Blair] I was painting him and he sort of brushed it off.
Jenna: No 'art pun' intended.
Bush: That was definitely an art pun.