The nation of Iran lies between the ancient lands of Babylon to the west and the mountains of Afghanistan to the east...

In other words, it’s between Iraq and a hard place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watercolorfiddle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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There's a department of the United Nations which tries to improve the quality of food in restaurants.

UNEEDCHEF

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Did you hear about the Canadian racist when he heard the First Nations people were getting their own territory?

Well he was having Nunavut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Malcolm_Y
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Ron worked at Chihuahua Nation Incorporated.

One day, a blind customer came in with his chihuahua and demanded a return. β€œWhat’s wrong with your CNI dog, sir?” Ron asked. He yelled, β€œThis isn’t what I meant!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/morsodo99
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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My girlfriend is from another nation.

She’s from imagination.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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I have a spouse in a different nation.

The Imagination

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manggg1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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β€œNation’s Geologists demand more money for Marijuana research” I guess those geologists are a bunch of Stoners.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sK197666
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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TIL there was once a nation whose Navy could only attack when the enemy was behind them.

It was Aftcannonstan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/7stringGriffle
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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What in Tar nation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spyderman41
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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Did you know Ariel was born in our nation's capital?

Under DC.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyphr0st
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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i have a girlfriend from another nation? do you know where she's from?

my imagiNATION

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kenkenthepro06
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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One nation, indivisible....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bananacatguy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2017
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What was Oman called before it officially become a nation?

Oboy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arctureas
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2018
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One nation, indivisible.... imgreg.me/media/one-natio…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/denlionn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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All donkeys of the world gathered in a rally and demanded a seperate nation for donkeys

The leader donkey got shot and killed.

Ass-as-a-nation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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Nancy Pelosi made the most epic dad joke in front of the entire nation.

She thought the State of the Union speech was tearable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kikasphalt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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What nation everybody knows but it actually doesn't exist?

Imagination

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vinotm
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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without the washington monument america would be a pointless nation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/swoswald
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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What's the only nation where anti-vaxxers are welcome?

Their ImagiNATION!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AAguy341
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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Name the nation people hate the most

Examination

My dad sent this over on text...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/numspc
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Whats the Capital of the African nation Djibouti?

Djibutthole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/antwan_benjamin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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Two great Nations shared some Yogurt flavors the other day...

It was mostly a cultural exchange.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProtoXoa
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Breakfast, brought to you by the 7th Secretary General of the United Nations.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ukuleleemusic
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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DOT has the best pun game in the nation. For real doe.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hjohn184
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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Worth a donation from the nation v.redd.it/4uwutlzji5g11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ssunnlee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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The king of a small African nation...

The king of a small African nation had an elegant golden throne in his large grass hut. When an old friend came to visit from another nation, he was worried that the man would discover he was a king and treat him differently. He searched frantically for a place to hide the throne, but to no avail. Finally, he decided to have it wedged up in the ceiling of his hut.

When his friend arrived, he went to the hut's opening to greet him. Just then, the ceiling started to give way, and the golden throne fell on the king and killed him.

The moral of the story is this: People who live in grass houses should not stow thrones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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Which nation do people hate the most?

Exami-nation...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IndependentSource
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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In the 12th century, one African nation planned to utilize giraffes as pack animals to carry supplies between warring nations. However, the giraffes kept escaping. It was the first recorded instance of giraffe dodging.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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What do you call a world's sleepiest nation?

Hibernation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/niss7271
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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Drugstores across the nation are reporting a shortage of plasters for cuts and grazes.

Manufacturers are determined to find a band-aid solution.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marty085
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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I got a house in a South American nation, but the weather seems odd.

Even in the summer, its still Chile outside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mutant_Llama1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2016
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What do you call a nation of Vampires?

The Vempire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rokobex
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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The Jewish nation that replaced palestine is defensive about its existance.

Is real.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mutant_Llama1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2016
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Urine-nation would be a great name for urinal installation company
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2018
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James Bond was sent by his nation's government to multiple other nations where he seduced and slept with women.

Does this mean James Bond was involved in foreign affairs?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZWQncyBkaWNr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2015
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Dear United Nations,

Please make 2020 the International Year of Ophthalmology.

Thank you,

Matti_Matti_Matti.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matti_Matti_Matti
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President Bush dad jokes his daughter (and the nation) during art gallery interview. [Video, @1:14]

Jenna Bush Hager interviews her dad (Bush 43) for an NBC special on the opening of his art exhibition at the Bush Presidential Library. About a minute in, he slips in a pretty good dad joke:

Jenna: Do these people know that you are painting them?

Bush: Sort of. There's no telling how these people are going to react. I think I told Tony [Blair] I was painting him and he sort of brushed it off.

Jenna: No 'art pun' intended.

Bush: That was definitely an art pun.

http://www.today.com/video/today/54864022#54864022

Edit: Grammar.

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There's a department of United Nations which tries to improve the quality of food in restaurants.

UNEEDCHEF

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
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