There's a department of the United Nations which tries to improve the quality of food in restaurants.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Breakfast, brought to you by the 7th Secretary General of the United Nations.
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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Dear United Nations,

Please make 2020 the International Year of Ophthalmology.

Thank you,

Matti_Matti_Matti.

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News broke today that due to salmonella concerns, there is a national recall on just about every type of onion in the united states...

To be honest, I'm not shedding any tears over it.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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How is β€œGeorge” not the state capital
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2017
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Calendar Days That Are Puns!

Days That Are Puns

1/23 - January 23rd reads like 123
3/10 - Mar10 Day - Nintendo's Mario Day
3/11 - There's an awesome band called 311
3/14 - 3.14 is the first few digits of Pi AKA Pi Day
5/4 - May the 4th be with you - A pun on "May the force be with you." AKA Star Wars Day
7/11 - Free Slurpee Day at 7 Eleven stores
9/11 - No intention of being offensive with this one. 9/11 reads like the emergency phone number used in the United States
10/4 - Pun for 10-4, which is similar to saying "roger that"
10/23 - National Mole Day (Avogrado's number) 6.02 x 10^23

Please mention any I missed!

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There's a department of United Nations which tries to improve the quality of food in restaurants.

UNEEDCHEF

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