Personally, I just do Nazi it.
I'm surprised you never heard of Hitler's rice to power
and they would be fighting Joseph Stallion and Franklin D. Roostervelt.
I did Nazi that coming.
Take the third Reich
Three sReichs and your out.
A Reich star
He wasn't feeling all reich
A Not-see
Because he could Nazi a single thing.
I've seen a fish and chip shop called Fishcoteque and a kebab shop called Abrakebabra. But what would be a good name for a Nazi memorabilia/antique shop?
Suggestions gratefully received!
(Equiry purely out of interest, no plans on opening one!)
Into little Nazis.
Quirky answers appreciated.
He made two successful left turns but missed the third Reich
Because itβs three reichs and youβre out.
Because he did nazi it coming.
My wife was giving our four year old a bath, and she mentioned that I don't always use the tangerine conditioner on her hair.
Wife: Daddy needs to use the conditioner every time her washes your hair. Daughter: Conditioner is made from oranges. They make it from the juice. Me: Yup. They make it from the Jews. That's why conditioner had such a holi cost. Wife: Why did I marry you?
People have got to stop making Nazi puns. They're offensive, Anne Frankly, in terms of humor, they're usually Hitler miss at best. I can just Nazi why you even make them. They'll Holocaust you a Jewish friend someday. We should all just do the Reich thing and stop it... Still... I guess I don't want to stop Jew while you're having so much fun... What the Heil, I'll just sit back in Mein Kampfy chair and watch.
Just go straight down the road and take the third Reich.
The Furred Reich.
Wife: Will you stop farting! You are assaulting that chair!
Me: You could say I'm ass-saulting it!
Wife: (combing son's hair) If I comb it this way, it looks like Hitler. Which way did Hitler's hair part?
Me: Probably to the Reich.
Distinctive groans and death glares followed both.
It's three reichs and you're out
