Reich puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LogangYeddu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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My son is saying that I keep alluding to the Third Reich.

Personally, I just do Nazi it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFillywonk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Did you know during the third Reich there was a project to produce energy from a certain type of grain

I'm surprised you never heard of Hitler's rice to power

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PinappleGecko
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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If the Third Reich had employed barnyard animals, its top aides to the Farmer would have been Heinrich Hammler and Joseph Gobbles

and they would be fighting Joseph Stallion and Franklin D. Roostervelt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yuktobania
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2014
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Heil the mein guy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackBleedingGray
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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What did the Germans say when they lost WW2?

I did Nazi that coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Br_u_u_u_ce
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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This pun is a hit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Devanshi1618
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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NEIN!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MysticaIMemes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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What did Hitler say to driver when invading Poland

Take the third Reich

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_am_weebaboo
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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don't know if it was posted here yet
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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Why does Hitler hate baseball?

Three sReichs and your out.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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What do you call a nazi musician?

A Reich star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sansgore
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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Hitler is cute
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rayraegah
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2018
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Why did Hitler cancel his plans for the day?

He wasn't feeling all reich

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NaR_Peter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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Why did Hitler need glasses?

Because he could Nazi a single thing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bamuelsush
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2017
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What do you call a blind Nazi?

A Not-see

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TDN-ThickDickNick
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2018
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Funny name for a shop selling Nazi memorabilia?

I've seen a fish and chip shop called Fishcoteque and a kebab shop called Abrakebabra. But what would be a good name for a Nazi memorabilia/antique shop?

Suggestions gratefully received!

(Equiry purely out of interest, no plans on opening one!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frood77
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2016
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What's a good reply to "I did nazi that coming from jew"?

Quirky answers appreciated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ankitasri96
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2016
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How did Hitler tie his shoes?

Into little Nazis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twells32
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2018
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Why did the Nazi fail his driver’s ed test?

He made two successful left turns but missed the third Reich

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoyTheShip
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2018
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Why can’t Germans play baseball?

Because it’s three reichs and you’re out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFugalBugle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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Why was Hitler hit with a baseball?

Because he did nazi it coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mightypaper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2017
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Conditioner

My wife was giving our four year old a bath, and she mentioned that I don't always use the tangerine conditioner on her hair.

Wife: Daddy needs to use the conditioner every time her washes your hair. Daughter: Conditioner is made from oranges. They make it from the juice. Me: Yup. They make it from the Jews. That's why conditioner had such a holi cost. Wife: Why did I marry you?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unclerudy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2014
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Seriously, guys...

People have got to stop making Nazi puns. They're offensive, Anne Frankly, in terms of humor, they're usually Hitler miss at best. I can just Nazi why you even make them. They'll Holocaust you a Jewish friend someday. We should all just do the Reich thing and stop it... Still... I guess I don't want to stop Jew while you're having so much fun... What the Heil, I'll just sit back in Mein Kampfy chair and watch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedBlackDragon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2011
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If you ever need to find Hitler...

Just go straight down the road and take the third Reich.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExplosiveLlama
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2015
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What do you call a German empire with lots of hair?

The Furred Reich.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnysmart
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2017
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Pulled at least two on the wife the other day.

Wife: Will you stop farting! You are assaulting that chair!

Me: You could say I'm ass-saulting it!


Wife: (combing son's hair) If I comb it this way, it looks like Hitler. Which way did Hitler's hair part?

Me: Probably to the Reich.


Distinctive groans and death glares followed both.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/murfguy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2015
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Why can't Hitler play baseball?

It's three reichs and you're out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samrhoad
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2016
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