German Question Puns

A list of puns related to "German Question"

What did the German math teacher say to the student that got a question wrong?

NEIN!

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👤︎ u/Babyblu4321
📅︎ Nov 22 2019
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Kid asked me a question in English about Spanish; I answered in German; he understood.

Kid: Is "nueve" ten?

Me: Nein.

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👤︎ u/myquealer
📅︎ May 25 2014
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Just happened: Asked my dad “what’s the worst joke you’ve seen?”

He responded “I don’t know, I can Nazi German wieners.”

I chuckled because of the first pun and then stood in awe realizing he was making fun of my question.

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👤︎ u/SoDakZak
📅︎ Sep 13 2018
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Dad joke my dad used to tell me... old joke

A Japanese auto company was looking for a name for their new company. Knowing the importance for the name they called the famous German marketing firm and flew him out for a meeting. At the end of the presentation the Japanese CEO asked if he had any questions. The German: How quickly do you need the new name Japanese CEO: 48 hours German: Dat-Soon!

Ba da ba

Yes it was a groaner

Edit: formatting fell through

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👤︎ u/Crash662244
📅︎ Mar 16 2018
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