What genre are national anthems?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avandoorslaer
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Can I tell what nationality Napoleon was?

Corsican!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/musclemansausage
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My love for my wife is like the national debt.

It's enormous. It seems likes it's been around forever. It is growing every day. It's something that will be passed onto our children and grandchildren.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoetted
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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What's Pinocchio's favourite national sport?

Yemeni cricket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brunezy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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Massive protest spread across Madrid earlier today to protest the nation's Supreme Court ruling that bans tattoos.

Nobody accepts the Spanish ink decision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Somethinggood4
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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Today, Friday, February 19th, is National Prevent Plagiarism Day

As a tribute, Reddit r/Jokes will be quarantined for 24 hours.

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How can there be a national coin shortage?

Makes no cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_live_in_a_truck
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My friend the pirate was a national boxing champion.

He had a deadly right hook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
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What is the most common nationality of the people who manufacture fake pubic hair for tv and movies?

Amerkin.

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What is the most sought after nation right now?

Vaccination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pohpia
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Technically all national anthems

Are country music

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d3athsdoor1
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The nation of Iran lies between the ancient lands of Babylon to the west and the mountains of Afghanistan to the east...

In other words, it’s between Iraq and a hard place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watercolorfiddle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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What nationality makes the best Mechs?

Mechs-icans!

(Actually a kid joke from my boy)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/biffbobfred
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Not your normal format, but I have to share as I am pretty proud

For context I work in a prison as a nurse. The other nurses were looking up charges for one of the inmates and hes in for capital murder. One of the nurses asks, "Whats the difference between capital murder and just murder anyway?" to which I was quick to say "usually a bigger M"

I guess Ive been a dad too long now that it comes natural

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πŸ‘€︎ u/proygratoke
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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Today is National Sound Check Day

1 2 / 1 2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisisnotnorman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Have you seen the car crash at the national association for blind people?

Witnesses claim they didn't see it coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5wiipr29
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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This tasty plant wasn't just a big dill, it was the National Anethum
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πŸ‘€︎ u/danarchist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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We need to add PR, DC, and Guam, as states.

53 is a prime number. Then we can truly be one nation, indivisible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DubNationAssemble
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Did you know that you change nationalities when you really have to go to the bathroom?

When you’re trying to find the facilities, you’re Russian. Once you get there though, European.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/halokost
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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There's a department of the United Nations which tries to improve the quality of food in restaurants.

UNEEDCHEF

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
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What does the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases say when he stubs his toe?

Fouchy!

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How many bodies are buried in Arlington National Cemetery?

All of them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwwwwwwYeahhhhhhh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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The president of the National Referees Association has been arrested for corruption.

Investigators haven't released the name of the whistle-blower.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Did you hear about the Canadian racist when he heard the First Nations people were getting their own territory?

Well he was having Nunavut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Malcolm_Y
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What is the national dish of Sweden?

Swedish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/equiinferno
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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I hurt myself while stacking up all my old National Geographics ...

Now, I have back issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterBigDude
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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My wife told me she had to pee while I was mid stream.

I told her to join the club.

It's called Urine-Nation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnforcerBiggin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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What a sexist society we live in, today is National Daughter's Day and it's celebrated once a year.....

But we celebrate Son day every week!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heybuddy313
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Aang must be so proud
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJSaporno
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Sometimes nationality matters
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roaming_Dinosaur
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A man was sentenced to 20 years in prison when he inadvertently contaminated the food supply of 30 specimens of America’s national bird.

His actions were highly ill-eagle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
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Did you know, the national arcade game of Mexico is...

Gu-whack-a-mole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rekt555
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A national coin shortage must provide some much needed relief for people who don’t like change.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeepinmama
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I once visited a country where a lot of people were called Yuri and it stank of pee.

It must have been the Yuri-nation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
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What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linkhandford
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Ron worked at Chihuahua Nation Incorporated.

One day, a blind customer came in with his chihuahua and demanded a return. β€œWhat’s wrong with your CNI dog, sir?” Ron asked. He yelled, β€œThis isn’t what I meant!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/morsodo99
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Allegedly there’s a national coin shortage

I asked someone to explain it to me and they didn’t make cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
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My girlfriend is from another nation.

She’s from imagination.

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Question

Why is today not National ballerina day?

I mean it is 2-2 after all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taterheadx2
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My friend from Paris took part in a national barista contest

And he won! I read it in the French press

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HiTek_142857
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The national coin shortage is a problem that we can solve if we all...

Be the change that we wanna see.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kinjesus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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What genre are national anthems?

Country. 🀣

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuantopiaNL
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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What genre are national anthems?

Country

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elitePP69lmao
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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What genre is national anthems ?

Country

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What genre of music are national anthems?

Country music

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAmTheSovietUnion
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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What genre are national anthems?

Country.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rupanath97
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They should rename national anthems to...

...Country music.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anxious_Gay99
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Technically all national anthems are...

Country music

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yourstangecousin
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