I entered the national rage competition after being told I was easily angered, but lost to a guy who was much angrier than me.
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I almost qualified for the national curling team
But I slid out of contention.
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My son has recently taken up an interest in music. We're constantly going back and forth trying to stump the other with trivia. He thought he had me when he chorused, "Hey, dad, what genre are national anthems?!" I laughed, "That's easy!"
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What is Canadaβs national board game?
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My Nationality
I told a coworker that I think I might Roman.
He asked me why did I think that
I told him because the pain I have is constantly roaming
He said No I think your Jamaican
I asked him why he thought that
He said because Jamaican me crazy
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I was surprised at first that the national dish of Tanzania was pasta
, but I'm not one to question it, and I can't deny it was great Serenghetti.
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My love for my wife is like the national debt.
It's enormous. It seems likes it's been around forever. It is growing every day. It's something that will be passed onto our children and grandchildren.
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How can there be a national coin shortage?
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Can I tell what nationality Napoleon was?
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Massive protest spread across Madrid earlier today to protest the nation's Supreme Court ruling that bans tattoos.
Nobody accepts the Spanish ink decision.
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Today, Friday, February 19th, is National Prevent Plagiarism Day
As a tribute, Reddit r/Jokes will be quarantined for 24 hours.
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What's Pinocchio's favourite national sport?
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My friend the pirate was a national boxing champion.
He had a deadly right hook.
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What is the most common nationality of the people who manufacture fake pubic hair for tv and movies?
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Canadian Joke
The history of Canada, Chapter 1: The Beaver
national symbol of Canada and a "dam" fine hat
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What is the most sought after nation right now?
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The nation of Iran lies between the ancient lands of Babylon to the west and the mountains of Afghanistan to the east...
In other words, itβs between Iraq and a hard place.
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Why do Italians love cooking?
Itβs their national pasta-time
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What nationality makes the best Mechs?
Mechs-icans!
(Actually a kid joke from my boy)
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Today is National Sound Check Day
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This tasty plant wasn't just a big dill, it was the National Anethum
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Have you seen the car crash at the national association for blind people?
Witnesses claim they didn't see it coming
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Did you know that you change nationalities when you really have to go to the bathroom?
When youβre trying to find the facilities, youβre Russian. Once you get there though, European.
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Not your normal format, but I have to share as I am pretty proud
For context I work in a prison as a nurse. The other nurses were looking up charges for one of the inmates and hes in for capital murder. One of the nurses asks, "Whats the difference between capital murder and just murder anyway?" to which I was quick to say "usually a bigger M"
I guess Ive been a dad too long now that it comes natural
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What does the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases say when he stubs his toe?
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There's a department of the United Nations which tries to improve the quality of food in restaurants.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
What is the national dish of Sweden?
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The president of the National Referees Association has been arrested for corruption.
Investigators haven't released the name of the whistle-blower.
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Did you hear about the Canadian racist when he heard the First Nations people were getting their own territory?
Well he was having Nunavut.
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What kinds of countries do soft drink companies make?
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I hurt myself while stacking up all my old National Geographics ...
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Aang must be so proud
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We need to add PR, DC, and Guam, as states.
53 is a prime number. Then we can truly be one nation, indivisible.
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Sometimes nationality matters
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What a sexist society we live in, today is National Daughter's Day and it's celebrated once a year.....
But we celebrate Son day every week!
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What nationality is Santa Claus?
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A man was sentenced to 20 years in prison when he inadvertently contaminated the food supply of 30 specimens of Americaβs national bird.
His actions were highly ill-eagle
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Did you know, the national arcade game of Mexico is...
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What genre are national anthems?
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What genre are national anthems?
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What genre are national anthems?
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What genre is national anthems ?
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Technically all national anthems
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They should rename national anthems to...
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Technically all national anthems are...
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