He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".
The editor said it was not current at all, but more of a period piece!
One could say it was a sub-lime experience.
It's a talent.
that was an ice-olated incident.
His brother, Frank, however, created a monster.
Still on 1080p? or upgraded to 4k already?
Naan traditional.
Mao was all he said.
Yet, here we are. North Korea's Kim Jong is ill once more.
He replies, "Arkansas".
Waka Flocka Seagulls.
I'm Biden my time, until I can play my Trump card.
There has to be a lot of Bugs in the programs they use.
She replied, "You need two i’s."
Cyclops growled, "My life is just a big joke to you, isn’t it?"
The writing is on the wall
So I told him to try and get on an underground train during rush hour.
Aware wolf
If you came here looking for an OP, you got it.
A USB ;)
Their menu was titled “The Pie Rates of Penn’s Aunts”.
Bjorn in the wrong generation.
I will find you, I have contacts
#NoTallMen
I think it’s pointillist
I want to get my buddy a good present but all I can find is a painting that has a prostitute saying, "1, 2, 3, 4..." and I don't think he'll like it, but my friend said, "It's the thot that counts".
This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.
Analysts say it's the worst pundemic ever recorded in modern history.
He has a web-site!
Me: "Have you heard of modern doorbell chimes?"
Historian: "Doesn't ring a bell"
A little boy named Tom was approaching his 3rd birthday, and absolutely adored the show "Tractor Tom", partially because of his name being spoken, and partially because he loved tractors.
As the day drew nearer, his parents decided to buy him a toy tractor as a gift. The rest of his toys were gone with the wind at this point, as Tom spent all his waking hours playing with this one tractor toy.
Fast forward a few years, and Tom's now approaching his 10th birthday, with his love for tractors intact and intensified. His parents discuss what to get for him, and decide that a ride-on tractor to replace his bike is the best gift they can give him.
Tom absolutely loves the gift, and spends all of his time out of school riding around the neighbourhood while his bike collects dust in the garage.
We come forward a few more years, as Tom approaches his 18th birthday, with an only intensified adoration of tractors. His father pulls him aside on the morning of his birthday, saying "Now son, I know that we've promised you a car, but we know what you really want."
He leads him outside, to a brand new tractor with a bow on it, saying that this is his welcome to adulthood.
Tom is beyond excited, and spends the next few months going everywhere in his tractor - grocery trips, bars, classes, friends' houses.....
Again, a few years later, Tom is driving down a back country road, in the middle of nowhere, with his tractor, in the middle of a storm. The tractor breaks down, and with no air conditioning or any form of modern comforts, Tom is in a miserable mood until someone finally comes past for him to flag down for help. After this, Tom realises that although tractors are fun, maybe they're not the best transport method out there.
Tom ages through a few more years, and finds himself driving down another road in the middle of nowhere in his car, and sees a house on fire just off the road. Being a good samaritan, he pulls over and heads up the driveway to a woman running out of the house screaming "Please, help, help! My baby is trapped in there! Go and call 911, please!"
Tom turns around, then, before leaving, has a brainwave.
He turns back and walks towards the flames, saying "Don't worry, ma'am, I've got this."
He takes a deep breath in, and the fire disappears into nothingness. As you'd expect, the woman is in awe, and asks, "Oh my God, how did you do that?!"
Tom simply responds, "Well you see ma'am, I'm an extractor fan."
Bjorn in the wrong generation.
Bjorn in the wrong generation.
