Can I tell what nationality Napoleon was?
What is the most common nationality of the people who manufacture fake pubic hair for tv and movies?
What nationality makes the best Mechs?
Mechs-icans!
(Actually a kid joke from my boy)
Did you know that you change nationalities when you really have to go to the bathroom?
When you’re trying to find the facilities, you’re Russian. Once you get there though, European.
Sometimes nationality matters
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What nationality is your dentist?
Which nationality always is helpful when cleaning things.
Did you know you can change nationalities by going to the toilet?
You go in Russian,
Then European,
And you come out Finnish.
What nationality are you when you are speedily going to the bathroom?
What nationality do frogs naturally have?
I don't really know, but I think they are a tad polish.
Which nationality are clean freaks most afraid of?
What nationality are all cheesemakers?
Dad: What's Santa's nationality?
Me: Finnish?
Dad: He's a Northpole!!
Me: eyes roll
I entered the national rage competition after being told I was easily angered, but lost to a guy who was much angrier than me.
I almost qualified for the national curling team
But I slid out of contention.
My son has recently taken up an interest in music. We're constantly going back and forth trying to stump the other with trivia. He thought he had me when he chorused, "Hey, dad, what genre are national anthems?!" I laughed, "That's easy!"
What is Canada’s national board game?
I was surprised at first that the national dish of Tanzania was pasta
, but I'm not one to question it, and I can't deny it was great Serenghetti.
My love for my wife is like the national debt.
It's enormous. It seems likes it's been around forever. It is growing every day. It's something that will be passed onto our children and grandchildren.
How can there be a national coin shortage?
Today, Friday, February 19th, is National Prevent Plagiarism Day
As a tribute, Reddit r/Jokes will be quarantined for 24 hours.
Massive protest spread across Madrid earlier today to protest the nation's Supreme Court ruling that bans tattoos.
Nobody accepts the Spanish ink decision.
What's Pinocchio's favourite national sport?
My friend the pirate was a national boxing champion.
He had a deadly right hook.
Canadian Joke
The history of Canada, Chapter 1: The Beaver
national symbol of Canada and a "dam" fine hat
What is the most sought after nation right now?
The nation of Iran lies between the ancient lands of Babylon to the west and the mountains of Afghanistan to the east...
In other words, it’s between Iraq and a hard place.
Why do Italians love cooking?
It’s their national pasta-time
Today is National Sound Check Day
This tasty plant wasn't just a big dill, it was the National Anethum
Have you seen the car crash at the national association for blind people?
Witnesses claim they didn't see it coming
Not your normal format, but I have to share as I am pretty proud
For context I work in a prison as a nurse. The other nurses were looking up charges for one of the inmates and hes in for capital murder. One of the nurses asks, "Whats the difference between capital murder and just murder anyway?" to which I was quick to say "usually a bigger M"
I guess Ive been a dad too long now that it comes natural
There's a department of the United Nations which tries to improve the quality of food in restaurants.
What does the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases say when he stubs his toe?
What is the national dish of Sweden?
The president of the National Referees Association has been arrested for corruption.
Investigators haven't released the name of the whistle-blower.
Did you hear about the Canadian racist when he heard the First Nations people were getting their own territory?
Well he was having Nunavut.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What genre are national anthems?
What genre are national anthems?
What genre are national anthems?
What genre are national anthems?
What genre is national anthems ?
Technically all national anthems
What genre of music are national anthems?
They should rename national anthems to...
Technically all national anthems are...
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