What nationality are you when you is the restroom?

European.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ffdjensen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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What nationality makes the best Mechs?

Mechs-icans!

(Actually a kid joke from my boy)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/biffbobfred
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Did you know that you change nationalities when you really have to go to the bathroom?

When you’re trying to find the facilities, you’re Russian. Once you get there though, European.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/halokost
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Sometimes nationality matters
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roaming_Dinosaur
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linkhandford
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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What nationality is your dentist?

Brussian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/really-mean-goose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Which nationality always is helpful when cleaning things.

The polish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yebattebyasuka
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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Did you know you can change nationalities by going to the toilet?

You go in Russian,

Then European,

And you come out Finnish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M_OrangeJu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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What nationality are you when you are speedily going to the bathroom?

Russian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-Come-Pre-Cooked
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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What nationality do frogs naturally have?

I don't really know, but I think they are a tad polish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IranRPCV
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2018
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Which nationality are clean freaks most afraid of?

Germ mans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theinfinitejaguar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2016
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What nationality are all cheesemakers?

Curd-ish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roseredgal
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2017
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Dad: What's Santa's nationality?

Me: Finnish?

Dad: He's a Northpole!!

Me: eyes roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnny353535
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2014
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How can there be a national coin shortage?

Makes no cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_live_in_a_truck
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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What genre are national anthems?

Country

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elitePP69lmao
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Technically all national anthems

Are country music

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d3athsdoor1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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The nation of Iran lies between the ancient lands of Babylon to the west and the mountains of Afghanistan to the east...

In other words, it’s between Iraq and a hard place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watercolorfiddle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Today is National Sound Check Day

1 2 / 1 2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisisnotnorman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Have you seen the car crash at the national association for blind people?

Witnesses claim they didn't see it coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5wiipr29
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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This tasty plant wasn't just a big dill, it was the National Anethum
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πŸ‘€︎ u/danarchist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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There's a department of the United Nations which tries to improve the quality of food in restaurants.

UNEEDCHEF

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What does the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases say when he stubs his toe?

Fouchy!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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How many bodies are buried in Arlington National Cemetery?

All of them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwwwwwwYeahhhhhhh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Did you hear about the Canadian racist when he heard the First Nations people were getting their own territory?

Well he was having Nunavut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Malcolm_Y
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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The president of the National Referees Association has been arrested for corruption.

Investigators haven't released the name of the whistle-blower.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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My first time posting on my cake day!

What nationality is Santa Claus? North Poleish

Merry Christmas!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nbudri
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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What is the national dish of Sweden?

Swedish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/equiinferno
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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I hurt myself while stacking up all my old National Geographics ...

Now, I have back issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterBigDude
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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What a sexist society we live in, today is National Daughter's Day and it's celebrated once a year.....

But we celebrate Son day every week!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heybuddy313
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Aang must be so proud
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJSaporno
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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A man was sentenced to 20 years in prison when he inadvertently contaminated the food supply of 30 specimens of America’s national bird.

His actions were highly ill-eagle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Did you know, the national arcade game of Mexico is...

Gu-whack-a-mole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rekt555
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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In recent news, a giant had a troubling discovery when he returned home from work.

After discovering he'd been given a parking ticket, the giant exclaimed in disappointment as he approached his house. This startled a burglar inside, causing him to flee from the property but not before trapping his stubby digit in the door, causing him to leave blood at the scene. Thankfully, the giant's powerful nasal abilities allowed him to aid police as he was able to detected the exact nationality and gender of the robber in question. When interviewed, the giant simplified the story for us by saying,

"Fee, Fie, Foe, Thumb, I smell the blood of an English Man."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Ron worked at Chihuahua Nation Incorporated.

One day, a blind customer came in with his chihuahua and demanded a return. β€œWhat’s wrong with your CNI dog, sir?” Ron asked. He yelled, β€œThis isn’t what I meant!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/morsodo99
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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A national coin shortage must provide some much needed relief for people who don’t like change.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeepinmama
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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My girlfriend is from another nation.

She’s from imagination.

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Allegedly there’s a national coin shortage

I asked someone to explain it to me and they didn’t make cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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The national coin shortage is a problem that we can solve if we all...

Be the change that we wanna see.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kinjesus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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My friend from Paris took part in a national barista contest

And he won! I read it in the French press

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HiTek_142857
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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News broke today that due to salmonella concerns, there is a national recall on just about every type of onion in the united states...

To be honest, I'm not shedding any tears over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thejohnblog
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Pole-ish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheG-What
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2015
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What genre is national anthems ?

Country

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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What genre of music are national anthems?

Country music

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAmTheSovietUnion
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Technically all national anthems are...

Country music

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yourstangecousin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What genre are national anthems?

Country.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rupanath97
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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They should rename national anthems to...

...Country music.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anxious_Gay99
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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There's a new type of broom out

Its sweeping the nation and the competition

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Russell_Pinto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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