What did the citizens of the USSR make out of their potatoes?
Carnival is offering a deluxe trip where you leave your senior citizens and kids behind in the snow..
They are calling it “Ted Cruise”
My buddy Ian is a strong proponent of state surveillance of citizens. I disagree and think it's a bad idea, so I said...
Germany is now advising its citizens to stock up on cheese and sausages.
The Wurst Käse scenario has arrived.
So why do you want to become a citizen of Switzerland?
I don't have any particular reason why, but the flag definetly is a big plus.
inspired from r/memes
Chinese are building all sorts of new educational camps with invigorating physical exercise for Uigher citizens.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an ideology.
Is there any hidden meaning to the line "Rosebud" from the movie Citizen Kane?
Or was it just the last thing he sled?
Why can't beggers be allowed in court for selection to the Jury box like any other non felon citizen?
Cuz, beggers can't be choosers!
TIL that there is one country that has the most well-rested citizens
What did the citizen say to the dictator?
Please stop "stalin" and feed us.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
*random citizen to Donald Trump* : Hey you're orange!
Donald : Wrong!
Donald : Im peach
I just asked a German citizen how many puns he made
He laughed and then said “nein.”
I made it a goal to become a legal citizen of Finland.
And I am not going to quit until I am Finish!
Germany has unveiled a new, healthy meal plan for all its citizens
They call it the Guten Free Diet.
If a guy moves to a country because it's flag is big plus, but does not become a citizen of said country,
Does that make him Swede-ish?
Why do most senior citizens float?
Because they're just a hollow shell of what they used to be.
As a US citizen, seeing all of these trade wars occuring with our country has me tarrified.
I heard a news story about a village where the citizens were dying of thirst,
I hope they get well soon
What do call a Senior Citizen when they use a Computer?
My local church decided to tear down their bell because it was too loud and disturbing citizens.
The construction workers won a No bell Peace prize.
Like every good citizen, I like to pay my taxes with a smile.
Unfortunately the government only accepts checks.
Can a man, on an island who speaks a different language, be a citizen of France?
What kind of diet did the Nazis recommend to citizens?
Citizen Kane is considered one of the greatest movies of all time largely for it's cinematography. One scene in particular is famous for it's "floor shot" for which they had to literally dig a pit in the middle of the stage to acheive the correct perspective.
The government is planning on sending citizens letters packed in dry ice.
It's a new form of subliminal messaging.
The Queen knighted British electrons to spy on ordinary citizens
Truly, the Brits are living in a modern day Sir Valence state.
What do you call someone who gets a cold the day they become a U.S citizen?
citizens of /r/dadjokes, our collective might is needed in a writing prompt in /r/writingprompts!
We must write a wrong.
I got my friends whilst watching "Law Abiding Citizen"
So we were watching Law Abiding Citizen. At some point the main character is stuck in an isolation cell. For some odd reason he is using a phone and can actually call people. A friend asks how this is possible. My response:
He's got cell reception.
I was at a college career fair, and the CIA recruiter asked if I was a US citizen.
"Since birth!" ... He didn't look particularly amused.
I made it a goal to become a legal citizen of Finland and I’m not gonna quit til I’m Finish