I've never had good luck with Civil War jokes

People don't general lee find them funny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frudedude
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There was a civil war at the North Pole once, but the elves don't talk about it much...

It was a cold war. Also a short war, with little casualties.

It lasted six months. The truce came after the elves realized they'd wasted the whole day fighting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlliedSalad
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[OC (I think)] What do you call the child of a civil engineer?

A truss fund baby.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acarp6
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Most people consider the Battle of Gettysburg the turning point of the American Civil War

For the Confederacy, it all went South from there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/speedoc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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What do you call the last chapter in a book about the Civil War?

The Appopendox!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Did you know that on this day during the American Civil War, armies on both sides skipped breakfast?

They had to March first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OneSidedDice
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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What do you do if a maths puzzle infringes on your civil liberties?

Sue-doku.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KCL80
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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This civil war on Syria is really...

...Assad story

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bendragonpants
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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Civil war jokes? I general Lee don’t find them funny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/F1Fan_00
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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People often ask me if I know my Civil War era historical figures....

My response is usually "General Lee"

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I think Stan Lee’s cameo in Captain America Civil War was...

general lee marvelous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prunedada
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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My country just had a horrific civil war.

We won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJOK9R
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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I'm sometimes okay with Civil War puns

but I General Lee don't approve

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ServalSpots
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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I'm a historian who studies the American Civil War. Unfortunately, it's been hard making money at this.

So I applied for a General Grant.

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Civil War puns might be a little controversial.

But they are General Lee easy to make.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tutandgroan
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2017
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Did you know that before the civil war

In school Jefferson Davis was voted most likely to secede

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timmyjaymes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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Civil engineer fired after forgetting how to design electricity-generating water barriers.

He lost his dam mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeverBob
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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Whenever I hear Trump talk I think of a civil war leader rallying the troops.

I mean, just generally speaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingBooRadley
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2017
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I'm considering starting a civil rights group to fight for the rights of biological twins.

Because they're people two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goboatmen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2013
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Which civil rights leader was the most exfoliated

Dr Martin Loofah King, Jr.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbjectEra
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2018
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What do you call soldiers from the South when they partied during the Civil War?

Confetti-ate soldiers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skyfi357
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2018
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My wife is a civil engineer

She is nice and polite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marcuccione
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2017
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What's the difference between a mechanical engineer and a civil engineer?

A mechanical engineer makes weapons and a civil engineer makes targets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/melance
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2017
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When I was young I joined the Civil Air Patrol CAP for short

My grandfather called it the Called it the Civil Regional Air Patrol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zac_is_awesome
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2017
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Dad-joked while talking about the civil rights movement

Me, "Rosa Parks stood up for what she believed in!"

Dad, "Actually, I believe she stayed seated."

Edit: spelling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magikarp-Army
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2014
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Studying Civil War history when my dad decided to pitch in.

Me: I can't believe I have to memorize the entire Gettysburg Address by tomorrow.

Dad: Make sure you don't forget the zipcode!

Me: -_____-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haycalon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2014
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I don’t like Civil War jokes

I General Lee don’t find them funny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Youngdoorstop
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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Do you like Civil War Jokes?

I don’t find them General Lee funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnPurpleCow
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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Why don't people like jokes about the Civil War?

They're General Lee not funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cjborange
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Civil War Jokes?

I General Lee don’t find them very funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrinceG_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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Civil War jokes?

I don't General Lee find them very funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JakeTheSnake134
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2017
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What do you call a rude civil engineer?

An uncivil engineer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mgas95
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