I've never had good luck with Civil War jokes
People don't general lee find them funny
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There was a civil war at the North Pole once, but the elves don't talk about it much...
It was a cold war. Also a short war, with little casualties.
It lasted six months. The truce came after the elves realized they'd wasted the whole day fighting.
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︎ Apr 08 2021
[OC (I think)] What do you call the child of a civil engineer?
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︎ Feb 05 2021
Most people consider the Battle of Gettysburg the turning point of the American Civil War
For the Confederacy, it all went South from there
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︎ Dec 12 2020
What do you call the last chapter in a book about the Civil War?
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Did you know that on this day during the American Civil War, armies on both sides skipped breakfast?
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︎ Mar 01 2020
What do you do if a maths puzzle infringes on your civil liberties?
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︎ Jan 26 2020
This civil war on Syria is really...
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︎ Oct 01 2019
Civil war jokes? I general Lee donβt find them funny
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︎ Oct 28 2018
People often ask me if I know my Civil War era historical figures....
My response is usually "General Lee"
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︎ Sep 16 2019
I think Stan Leeβs cameo in Captain America Civil War was...
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︎ Nov 14 2018
My country just had a horrific civil war.
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︎ Apr 27 2019
I'm sometimes okay with Civil War puns
but I General Lee don't approve
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︎ Nov 15 2018
I'm a historian who studies the American Civil War. Unfortunately, it's been hard making money at this.
So I applied for a General Grant.
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︎ Dec 14 2017
Civil War puns might be a little controversial.
But they are General Lee easy to make.
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︎ Sep 08 2018
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︎ May 17 2017
Did you know that before the civil war
In school Jefferson Davis was voted most likely to secede
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︎ Sep 26 2018
Civil engineer fired after forgetting how to design electricity-generating water barriers.
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︎ Aug 08 2018
Whenever I hear Trump talk I think of a civil war leader rallying the troops.
I mean, just generally speaking.
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︎ Aug 16 2017
I'm considering starting a civil rights group to fight for the rights of biological twins.
Because they're people two.
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︎ Jan 11 2013
Which civil rights leader was the most exfoliated
Dr Martin Loofah King, Jr.
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︎ Apr 07 2018
What do you call soldiers from the South when they partied during the Civil War?
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︎ Jan 21 2018
My wife is a civil engineer
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︎ Nov 20 2017
What's the difference between a mechanical engineer and a civil engineer?
A mechanical engineer makes weapons and a civil engineer makes targets.
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︎ Nov 30 2017
When I was young I joined the Civil Air Patrol CAP for short
My grandfather called it the Called it the Civil Regional Air Patrol.
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︎ Oct 16 2017
Dad-joked while talking about the civil rights movement
Me, "Rosa Parks stood up for what she believed in!"
Dad, "Actually, I believe she stayed seated."
Edit: spelling
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︎ Aug 13 2014
Studying Civil War history when my dad decided to pitch in.
Me: I can't believe I have to memorize the entire Gettysburg Address by tomorrow.
Dad: Make sure you don't forget the zipcode!
Me: -_____-
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︎ Jan 08 2014
I donβt like Civil War jokes
I General Lee donβt find them funny
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︎ Dec 04 2018
Do you like Civil War Jokes?
I donβt find them General Lee funny.
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︎ Jun 09 2018
Why don't people like jokes about the Civil War?
They're General Lee not funny.
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︎ Jan 29 2019
Civil War Jokes?
I General Lee donβt find them very funny.
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︎ Nov 26 2018
Civil War jokes?
I don't General Lee find them very funny.
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︎ Nov 17 2017
What do you call a rude civil engineer?
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